"I've never seen him act so carelessly for the second time." –Lay

"He's so whipped." –Chen

EXO-M laughed while imagining Luhan's current face.

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"Fuck!"

Luhan cursed for the nth time when he arrived at the airport panting hard.

He looked at his wristwatch and it says 2:15 already.

He dialed Kris' number and the other one answered in no time.

"Go directly to gate 7 and give them your phone."

Kris instructed without saying hello.

Luhan jogged, more like ran to gate 7 and shoved the phone to the guy he spotted first.

He waited less than a minute before they let him in and within a lightning speed of time, he's already settled on his seat breathing heavily.

"Sir, you can call us anytime if you need anything. Just press the button beside you."

The stewardess politely stated before bowing and leaving him.

"Fuck. What's happening?"

Luhan questioned himself after realizing what he's doing at the exact moment.

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"Appa! Did you get my favorite shirt? Appa! Where're my favorite shoes? Did you put it in my luggage? Appa-"

"Yah! We're in the middle of our flight so I can't check our luggage and excuse meeeee, you were the one who packed your things so why are you asking me?"

Heechul sassed when Xiumin kept asking him stupid questions.

Xiumin slumped back on his seat and shifted uncomfortably.

"Yah, are you nervous meeting your grandparents in China? You know Chinese so it wouldn't be a problem."

"I'm not nervous at all, appa. It's just that...Urghh!"

"What?"

"Nothing."

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Luhan pressed the button and a stewardess attended him in a second.

"Yes, sir?"

"How many hours left before we arrive in Beijing?"

"We still have 2 hours before landing, sir."

"Thanks. Kindly get me a fucking juice and a fucking Baozi now?"

"Eh? Excuse me, sir? Baochi?"

Luhan sighed and closed his eyes.

"Nah, never mind. Just get me something to eat. That fucking cute hamster left without a word and I had to rush and forget about my lunch!"

"Huh? Did your girlfriend ran away, sir?"

Luhan opened his eyes not so widely and looked at the smiling stewardess.

"W-what?"

"You must love her so much to do things without thinking twice or even thinking about it. She's lucky."

The stewardess smiled understandingly before leaving.

"Yeah...I'm so fucked up. So fucking head over heels to him."

Luhan whispered to himself.

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"Xiumin, wake up! We're here!"

Heechul didn't wait for him to wake up fully and carried his own luggage.

Xiumin groggily stood up and followed his oh-so-excited father.

"Hee! Xiu!"

They both snapped their head to the man shouting their name enthusiastically.

"Hangeng!"

Heechul dropped his luggage and unfortunately, it landed on Xiumin's toes.

"Ouch! What the-"

Xiumin grabbed his toes and looked up ready to scold his father but he was already hugging Hangeng who stumbled back from the power hug he received.

Xiumin carried two big luggage and walked to the lovers ignoring him.

"Yah, appa! Do you want me to throw your FROZEN luggage?! It's so heavy!"

He complained and the two turned their heads to him.

"Here, let me help you, kid."

Hangeng took Xiumin and Hee's luggage.

"Wait, where's our limo?"

Heechul asked looking around.

"Huh? What limo?"

Hangeng asked dumbfounded.

"Where's our ride then?" –Hee

Xiumin and Hangeng could only chuckle.

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"Hey, dude. How was your trip?"

"Where the fuck should I find them? Beijing is a fucking big city!"

"Chill, man. You can ask someone who might know where exactly they'll be staying."

"That reminds me, get his annoying friend there and ask him. Kiseop."

"Oh, right. Cool. I'll get him tomorrow."

"Just get him now!"

"Are you out of your mind, Luhan?! It's fucking 8 in the evening if you don't know."

Luhan groaned and massaged his head.

He muttered a goddammit before sighing.

"Man, you'll find him. Why don't you start with the hotels? Pretty sure they'll be checking in to rest for now."

"Right, but I'm worn out from the fucking flight so why don't you give me a favor and contact someone to do it now."

"What the fuck?! Just how many favors do you want me to give you today?!"

"We could've avoided this shit if you told me about him leaving!"

"Fine, fine. I'll have my contact there and help you."

"Good. I'll sleep for now. Bye."

Luhan tossed his phone on his bed and took a quick shower. It's been a long day for him.

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"Get some rest, kid. We'll be going to our house tomorrow late morning."

Hangeng pats Xiumin's head before leaving him in his hotel room.

DING!

He took his phone and read the message from Kiseop.

"Hey, how was the trip? How's Beijing? Have you arrived yet at Uncle Hangeng's mansion?"

Xiumin chuckled before replying and answering questions.

"Aish!"

Xiumin kicks his blanket and sat up.

DING!

"Sleep now! You need beauty rest for meeting your grandparents tomorrow."

Once again, he laughed at his father's message.

"Alright, appa. I think you need that more than me. You looked overly excited meeting them."

He replied.

DING!

"Of course, I haven't seen them in a while. Goodnight."

He quickly typed a good night message before drifting to sleep.

The next morning...

"Hey, where the fuck are you?"

"China. Beijing, China."

"The fuck are you doing there- oh wait, are you going home?"

"Fuck, no."

"Buy me some-"

"Shut up, Ren. I'm not buying any souvenirs or shits here so stop talking."

"Fine! What are you doing there in the first place?"

"None of your business."

"Okay, I'll call grandpa-"

"Don't you dare!"

"Oh, I do."

"Damn you! I'm looking for someone okay?! Now shut the fuck up and leave me alone!"

"Who? Xiumin?"

"When will you shut up?!"

"Maybe after-"

Toot...toot...toot...

Luhan hangs up but his message tone was heard not a second after.

"Why the fuck did you hang up on me?!"

Of course, it's his annoying twin, Ren.

He decided to ignore the message.

A minute after, he receives another call.

"The fuck do you want now?!"

"Whoah! Do you want me to hang up or shit?"

"Oh,...it's you, Kris."

"Bet you had a call with Ren just now."

"Yeah, so what do we have now?"

"I got the hotel they stayed in for the night. It's XXXX hotel. Maybe you should check it now because not sure if they're gonna stay there long."

"Thanks, man. Bye."

Luhan wasted no time and fixed himself. He checked out and left the hotel.

He knew where the hotel was. It was kinda famous and just 15-minute walk away from his previous hotel.

He decided to walk rather than taking a cab, which will definitely take him longer due to the obvious traffic.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr. Kim Heechul or Mr. Hangeng."

"Sorry, sir. May I know who you are first?"

"Luhan. Xi Luhan."

The woman gasped as he recognized the young man in front of her.

Luhan cocked an eyebrow in return.

"A-are you perhaps Mr. Xi's grandson? One of the twins?"

"Yeah. Now, answer my fucking question."

He sounds rude. Well, most of the time.

Not to mention, Xiumin isn't around to scold him and tell him not to curse every time he opens his mouth.

"Yes, sorry. Well...They just checked out an hour ago-"

"Shit! Are they with this small cute little man looking like a Baozi and hamster?!"

The woman blinks her eyes in amusement and a small smile on her lips.

"You mean that adorable guy with them?"

"Yes! Yes. That one. Do you perhaps know where they- aish, never mind."

He left the hotel grumpily.

"What was I thinking?! How would that woman even know where they'll be heading to. Fuck!"

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They already arrived in Hangeng's house, or mansion and the elders received them warmly.

Heechul, being Heechul, started talking nonstop to Hangeng's parents and Hangeng started preparing for their lunch.

"Xiumin, you can go to your room and have some rest. Your grandparents are already occupied with Hee. I'll wake you up for lunch."

Hangeng left him so he decided to follow his words.

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♫Yeah! Okay~ Sexy~ oh! Na hoksi molla gyeongo haneun dae♫

Xiumin's ringtone blasted and woke him up from his dreamland.

"Uhh..."

He answered sleepily.

"Uhm, Xiumin...well, you know I just gave your phone number to Kris because he was tall and he was so intimidating and yeah."

Kiseop blabbered but none of them registered to him.

"Okay..."

He answered unconsciously with his eyes still closed.

"Are you mad? No? okay then, that's good. Are you sleeping just now? Okay, bye. Sleep well."

Kiseop ended the call but of course, Xiumin didn't even realize that as he continued dozing off.

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"Thanks, man! I owe you one!"

"Oh, not only one, Luhan. A lot."

"Fuck off."

Luhan laughed before ending the call.

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♫Yeah! Okay~ Sexy~ oh! Na hoksi molla gyeongo haneun dae♫

"Hello?"

"Fuck! Where are you?!"

"Wait- L-luhan?!"

"Oh never mind. I got your GPS."

"Huh?"

Toot...toot...toot...

Xiumin stared at his phone while feeling his face warming.

"Yah, why are you blushing?" –Heechul

"W-what?"

"Who called you?" –Hangeng

"Huh?"

"Shit, my son's in love Hangeng!"

Heechul faked cried as he clutches Hangeng's shirt.

"I know right. Who could it be?" –Hangeng followed Heechul's acting.

"Appa! I'm not in love with Luhan!"

Xiumin marched to his room and slammed the door.

HanChul couple stared at the closed door grinning.

"Did we say Luhan?" –Heechul

"Nope, we definitely did not." –Hangeng

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Wow, I think we're getting more chapters than I thought.

Anyway, if you haven't noticed, I don't write XiuHan smuts. So don't expect anything from me.

But you know, I'm a good listener to my readers too ;)

Sadly :( L.joe seemed to left Teen Top unofficially/officially.