Chapter 4
Monica's eyes suddenly widen and Chandler looks a little freaked out.
"We're gonna see each other naked," she says
"Yep!" Chandler says surprisingly not that worried or have a care in the world.
"Do you want to do it at the same time?" Monica asks a little more worried and freaked out then Chandler should be.
"Count of three?" Chandler suggests
"One," Monica starts
"Two,"
"Three," They both say in unison before ducking there head under the blankets then emerge with silly grins on their face.
"Well i think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined," Chandler states the obvious.
"Eh we weren't that close anyway," Monica shrugs
"Eh," Chandler repeats and they begin making out again but when they hear Joey trying to open the door they stop and look at each other with panic filled eyes.
"Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey!" Chandler stutters quickly and Monica ducks under the covers quickly.
"Hey!" Joey says as he walks through the door.
"Hey Joe, I was just watching a movie-e," Chandler ends as he realises to his embarrassment that the tv was in fact turned off.
"Oh dude im so sorry," Joey comments, Chandler realises Joey has he totally wrong idea and cringes.
"NO NO NO!" He yells
"Hey no-no-no-no! It's cool! It's cool! I-I'll only be a second, I'm still with my bride's maid, I just. Where are those condoms you brought?" Joey asks him
"They're in my bag over there," Chandler sighs and points to his bag at the other side of the room.
"Ah," Joey says and begins walking but moves right to the other side, trying to get as far away from Chandler's bed as possible.
"Uh could you leave me one," Chandler asks, he cringes at the question but its important. Joey turns round with a very confused look on his face.
"For just you?" He asks looking around the room.
"Yeah," Chandler says depressingly
"Oh right here ya go buddy," he says and tosses him one, "go nutz," he shudders and leaves the room
Present day
"Thats what that was?!" Joey half cries half chuckles
"Imagine if i sent that hooker up to the room like i was gonna, it's like it was in the stars!" Joey states obliviously to Monica, Chandler and Phoebes confused faces.
"Yeah," Chandler breaks the silence
"Tell us about the next morning!" Phoebe shouts and Joey agrees
"Um ok," Monica says
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I know that last bit isn't in the show but i really dont want it to end here
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