Present day
Phoebe and Joey listen intently as Chandler and Monica explain how they got together. They didn't ever think they would but here they were explaining it to their two friends. The reason they were sat here today was because Joey was ordained after Chandler and Monica finally agreed with minor regrets after he couldn't find the right words to marry them. So Joey and Phoebe came to them desperately wanting to know everything that happened.

London
"The guy was hammered ok? There is no way you look like Ross's mother," Chandler tried to reassure and give her some supportive words.
"Then why would he say it?" Monica sighs sadly and frustratedly before taking another sip of her drink and sighing.
"Because he's crazy okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in titanic," Chandler practically yelled and thought back to that strange moment before snapping back to reality and looking intently at the gorgeous woman in front of him.
'Wait no Monica my best friend Monica'

"Oh, my mothers right, im never going to get married," Monica groans frustratedly at the thought of her mother even  knowing that she was never going to be married.
"Ahh you know what that is," Chandler starts and rubs her shoulders positively
"Who wouldn't want you?" He finishes and looks at her. She grumbles.
"Oh please?! Im a single mom with a thirty year old son!"
Chandler slowly removes his hands from her shoulders in slight defeat.

"Hey i have an idea!" Chandler shouts in pride taking Monica by surprise.
"What?" She grumbles and takes another drink
"Lets go to wheat sheaf," Chandler explains clearly satisfied with his idea.
'Good old Angus'
"That sounds really tempting," Monica hums and bites the inside of her cheek.
'Come on'
"But its the rehearsal dinner," she eventually sighs and stands up with Chandler not to far behind.
'Dammit Angus'
"Yeah i guess," Chandler sighs and looks deep into her eyes.
"I swear you look nothing like Ross's mother," Chandler mumbles soothingly
"You've told me," she giggles and walks towards the bar but he's satisfied with the cute giggle and smile she gave him.
'Stop it Chandler get the damn thought out of your system'

"The bar better sell something other then that wine its too weak," Chandler mentions in hope of lightening Monica's mood a bit more. She laughs a little and looks at him.
"Don't want to die of self loathing," she jokes back and he chuckles at her comment but rolls his eyes at the same time knowing she was referring to the hammered old man that told unbelievably hot Monica she was Ross's mother.
'Oh my god Chandler'

Monica signals to the bartender so he will fill up her cup and Chandler passes his too just so he can maybe stop these thoughts passing through his head.
"So if you never met me how old would i look to you?" Monica asks out of the blue after an uncomfortable silence.
"Monica let it go," Chandler sighs and puts down his now empty glass.
"No seriously tell me," she challenges and practically throws her glass at the bartender for another drink. He delivers her it quickly and she gulps at it.
"Um i dont know 18?" Chandler says awkwardly
'Way to go Chandler, 18?! you dumb ass'
"18?! So your saying i would look like a slut," Monica says in offence and slams down her empty glass on the bar and clicks her finger signalling more. Chandler is stuck for words and says the first thing the comes to his head of course a joke, sarcasm.
"Oh look a terminating puddle i can drown in," he scrambles out of his chair and sinks to the floor receiving a few strange looks.
"God Chandler you're so strange," Monica says from the table.
"Ah yes but that my lady is me," he says and points to himself but then realises he is still under the table and no one can see him so he creeps out slowly hoping Monica still isn't annoyed with him.

"Come on let me walk you back you're drunk," Chandler chuckles and peers at Monica
"I am not d-drunk," Monica says before toppling and Chandler catches her chair without thinking just in time so she doesn't fall backwards. Sadly, she brought her drink with her and it had got onto amazing her dress.
"Oh Mon now come on or i swear i will carry you," Chandler sighs and realises he still has a hold of her, he chuckles nervously and sets her down.
"Fine whatever," Monica groans and leans against him as he walks her back to her room, most of her weight was on him and he had his arm around her for support.
"Ok good night," Chandler says before closing Monica's door and grudgingly walking back to his room. The door opens with a click and he walks into the room, Joey isn't here. Probably out with his bridesmaid.