Le Kiku J. be here cause life :3

Matthew: Wait I have to get my pepsi!

Roderich: *le is walking out the door with Kiku person* Well, hurry up!

Matthew: *grabs soda and walks out with the two on the streets* *Opens bottle, it fizzes up, into his face and he dies*

the end (trolled by Toris, here's what really happened~)

Matthew: *grabs soda and walks out with the two on streets* *opens bottle, it fizzes up, closes it*

Kiku: *notices* Hey Matthew, you know what Alfred would do? He would take the explosion. >:3

Roderich: OOOHHHHHH~

Matthew: ...*shakes bottle* *opens it and it explodes everywhere* YEAH.

Roderich & Kiku: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Matthew: IM THE MAN