So, I have this headcanon that Angel, Blitz and Fizz are very good friends. I have like, read so many stories and they always sound like people who would get along well. Also, you all are going to love the first prompt (Hint: It has mention of a chicken in it and the generator named him Ozz, I cracked up at that.😂)

Angel Dust: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Fizz: Even better!
Blitz: What the fuck did you-
Fizz: *holding up a chicken* His name is Ozz.

Fizz: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Blitz, amazed: Wow...
Angel Dust, to Blitz: Well what does that mean?
Blitz: I don't know.
Blitz, to Fizz: What does that mean?

Angel Dust: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Angel Dust: Um, Fizz, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Fizz: We need money!
Angel Dust: You're scamming him?
Fizz: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Angel Dust: What?!No way!
Fizz: Why not? We already stole Blitz!
Blitz: Hey guys
Angel Dust: No, we didn't. Blitz can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Blitz: I wanna steal

Angel Dust: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Fizz: They do.
Blitz: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Angel Dust: My only talent is being stress.
Blitz: Don't you mean stressed?
Angel Dust: No.

Angel Dust: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Fizz: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Angel Dust: Absolutely not.

Angel Dust: Hey, what are you reading?
Blitz: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Angel Dust: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Fizz: So it's just a Notebook?
Blitz: It's just a Notebook.

Angel Dust: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Blitz: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Angel Dust: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Fizz, recording: This is so cute.

Angel Dust: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Angel Dust: What an idiot.
Angel Dust: *realizes it's Blitz*
Angel Dust: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Angel Dust: Blitz, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Blitz: Fizz, Angel Dust wants you to get out of the house.

Angel Dust: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Blitz: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Fizz: I ate it too-
Blitz: See?
Fizz::-On purpose...
Angel Dust & Blitz: ...What?

*The group is getting into the car*
Angel Dust: I'm driving.
Fizz, out of view: Shotgun!
Blitz, turning to face Fizz: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Fizz: WOAH-
Fizz, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

Angel Dust: You bought a taco?
Fizz: Yes.
Angel Dust: From the same truck that hit Blitz?!
Fizz, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Angel Dust: Fizz, I am questioning your sanity...
Blitz: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Blitz: Angel Dust is off at an appointment, so while they're gone, I'm going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Fizz: Why?
Blitz: They're like 90% of my impulse control.

Angel Dust: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Fizz: *turning to Blitz* How tall are you?

Angel Dust: sapnu puaS.
Fizz: What??
Blitz: What language is that.
Angel Dust: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Angel Dust was removed from the groupchat*

Angel Dust: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Fizz: Well Blitz and I-
Blitz: *elbows Fizz*
Fizz: ...wouldn't know.

Angel Dust:, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Fizz: They're in the kitchen.

Angel Dust: While I'm gone, Fizz, you're in charge.
Fizz: Yes!!!
Angel Dust, whispering: Blitz, you're secretly in charge.
Blitz: Obviously.

Fizz, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Angel Dust: You did WHAT–
Blitz: William Snakepeare

Angel Dust: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Fizz: Just rip the bandage off.
Angel Dust: It's Blitz.
Fizz: Put the bandage back on.

Fizz: Blitz and I are having a baby.
Angel Dust: That's gre-
Fizz, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Fizz: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Angel Dust: We got spring water
Fizz: NO.
Blitz: with EXTRA minerals
Angel Dust: it's like licking a stalagmite
Fizz: DON'T COME HOME.
Blitz: Mmmmm cave water

Blitz: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

Angel Dust: You wanna fight?! You got one!
Fizz: Okay! *raises fists*
*Blitz runs in, scoops Fizz up in their arms, and runs away carrying them*
Angel Dust:
Angel Dust: What?

Blitz: They called me the B-word.
Angel Dust: Motherfucker doesn't start with 'b'.

Fizz: You don't deserve me.
Blitz: At your worst or your best?
Fizz: I don't have a worst.
Blitz: Because you're already at your worst?

Angel Dust: :)
Blitz: >:(
Angel Dust: Turn that frown upside down!
Blitz: ):<
Angel Dust: Not sure what I was expecting...

Angel Dust: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Fizz: Are you calling me short?
Angel Dust: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Angel Dust: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Blitz: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Fizz: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Angel Dust: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Blitz: ...This just says "I can do what I want".

Angel Dust: So the other day I sent Blitz out to get us some gas.
Angel Dust: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.
Angel Dust: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Angel Dust: ...
Fizz: I love them so much.

Angel Dust: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Blitz!?
Blitz: Yeah, in the face, why?

Angel Dust: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Blitz: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Angel Dust: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Blitz: You take that back!!!
Angel Dust: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Angel Dust, texting: O
Fizz: What?
Angel Dust: Don't read into that.
Fizz: But I will read into that.
Angel Dust: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Fizz: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Angel Dust: Dude, really?
Angel Dust: It's a fucking letter.
Fizz: It could stand for something!
Angel Dust: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Fizz: Like Oppression! Or worse...
Angel Dust: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Fizz: Optometrist.
Angel Dust: Oh my God...

Angel Dust: Blitz, I don't like you.
Blitz: What did you say?
Angel Dust: You heard me!
Blitz, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

Angel Dust, to The Squad: You should change your passwords to "incorrect". Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, "your password is incorrect".

Angel Dust: You're such a dumbass (affectionate).
Blitz: Aww, you're such a whore (complimentary).
Fizz: How are you talking like that in real life?
Blitz: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Angel Dust, talking about Blitz: Is this a friend of yours, Fizz?
Fizz: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

Fizz: I would let you ruin my life.
Angel Dust: Sorry, I'm busy ruining my own. You'll have to wait.

Fizz: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Angel Dust: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Fizz: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Angel Dust: Blitz, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Blitz: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"

Angel Dust: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Angel Dust: And I started thinking.
Angel Dust: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Angel Dust: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Blitz: Are you ok?

Fizz: Don't you have any dignity, Angel Dust?
Angel Dust: Uh, no.

Blitz: What are you two arguing about this time?
Angel Dust: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Fizz: Cry me a table, Angel Dust.

Fizz: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Angel Dust: It's Blitz's turn.
Blitz: Don't die.
Angel Dust, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Fizz, entering the room: *Sees Angel Dust and leaves*
Angel Dust, watching Fizz leave: There's my monthly dose of Fizz...

Blitz: Angel Dust, I got suspended from school...
Angel Dust: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Blitz: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".
Angel Dust: And...?
Blitz: I asked which end...
Angel Dust, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

Angel Dust: Can we go out to get icecream?
Fizz: Did you ask Blitz?
Angel Dust: They said no.
Fizz: Then why did you ask me?
Angel Dust: They're not the boss of you.
Fizz, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Angel Dust: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Fizz: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

Angel Dust: I think this might be a bad idea...
Fizz: Don't start thinking on me now!

Angel Dust, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Fizz: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Blitz: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Fizz, poking Blitz's arm: Blitz Blitz. Blitz. Blitz.
Blitz: WHAT?
Fizz: ...We're out of Capri Suns—

Fizz: Why are we friends?
Angel Dust: Poor decisions on your part.

Angel Dust: Blitz, you're such a genius!
Blitz: Yes, I know.

Blitz: What's your most controversial video game hot take?
Fizz: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space.
Angel Dust: Mario is a woman and just really butch.