Also, I am using a different site than I used last time. But I might go back to it or change again. Idk. 😅 Anyways, enjoy!

Alastor: Angel Dust, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Angel Dust: Well of course I have.
Angel Dust: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Angel Dust: It's boring.

Fizz: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ozzie: Oh, I'm always running
Ozzie: The question is from what

Fizz: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Ozzie: I beg to differ
Fizz: Then Beg

Fizz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Fizz and Ozzie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Blitz: Our turn, Stolas! One, two, three- vanilla!
Stolas, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Fizz: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ozzie: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Blitz: I got distracted about halfway through.
Stolas: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Fizz: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Ozzie: I don't know how to do that.
Blitz: I don't wear a watch.
Stolas: Time is a construct.

Fizz: *Gently taps table*
Ozzie: *Taps back*
Blitz: What are they doing?
Stolas: Morse code.
Fizz: *Aggressively taps table*
Ozzie: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Ozzie: You know those things will kill you, right?
Fizz, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Blitz, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Stolas: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Fizz: Can I be frank with you guys?
Ozzie: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Blitz: Can I still be Blitz?
Stolas: Shh, let Frank speak.

Angel Dust: Just be yourself.
Alastor: 'Be myself'? Angel Dust, I have one day to win Charlie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Husk: Couple weeks.
Vaggie: Six months.
Niffty: Jury's still out.
Alastor: See, Angel Dust?
Alastor: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

'Can I copy the homework?'
Angel Dust: I can help you with it!
Alastor: Yeah, sure.
Charlie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Husk: lol nope.
Vaggie: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Niffty: *Read 5:55pm*

Vaggie: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Alastor: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Charlie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Alastor, learn to listen.
Husk: What if it bites itself and I die?
Vaggie: That's voodoo.
Niffty: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Alastor: That's correlation, not causation.
Husk: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Angel Dust: That's kinky.
Vaggie: Oh my God.

Angel Dust: Time for plan G.
Niffty: Don't you mean plan B?
Angel Dust: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Charlie: What about plan D?
Angel Dust: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Husk: What about plan E?
Angel Dust: I'm hoping not to use it. Vaggie dies in plan E.
Alastor: I like plan E.

*The squad is having dinner together*
Fizz: Blitz, can you pass the salt?
Blitz: *Throws Angel Dust across the table*

Fizz: Angel Dust and I are having a baby.
Blitz: That's gre-
Fizz, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

*Fizz and Blitz sitting in jail together*
Blitz: So who should we call?
Fizz: I'd call Angel Dust, but I feel safer in jail

Fizz, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Blitz: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Fizz: Orange soda, please!
Blitz: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Angel Dust: Me too, strawberry soda.
Fizz:

Fizz: We need to get through this locked door. Blitz, give me your credit card.
Blitz: Here.
Fizz, pocketing it: Thanks. Angel Dust, kick down the door.

Fizz: We need a distraction.
Blitz: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Angel Dust, whispering: My time has come

Valentino: If you had to choose between Vox and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Velvette: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Vox: Velvette!
Valentino: 63 cents.
Velvette: I'll take the money.
Vox: VELVETTE!!!

Valentino, negotiating with Vox: We have Velvette. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Velvette: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Valentino:
Velvette: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Valentino: VELVETTE STOP

Valentino, driving Vox and Velvette: So how was your day?
Vox: We almost got surprise adopted!
Valentino: What?
Velvette: We almost got kidnapped.
Valentino: Oh, okay.
Valentino: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Valentino: Vox, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Vox: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Valentino: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Velvette.

Valentino: I told Vox their ears flush when they lie.
Velvette: Why?
Valentino: Look.
Valentino: Hey Vox! Do you love us?
Vox, covering their ears: No.
Velvette:

Valentino: What do you think Vox will do for a distraction?
Velvette: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Velvette: ... or they could do that.

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Valentino: Um, Vox, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Vox: We need money!
Valentino: You're scamming him?
Vox: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Valentino: What?! No way!
Vox: Why not? We already stole Velvette!
Velvette: Hey guys
Valentino: No, we didn't. Velvette can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Velvette: I wanna steal

Valentino: WHY. why did you give Velvette a KNIFE?!
Vox: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Valentino: Now I feel unsafe!
Vox: I'm sorry.
Vox: ... would you like a knife?

Valentino: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Vox: Wasn't Velvette with you?
Velvette: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Valentino: I trust Vox.
Velvette: You think they know what they're doing?
Valentino: I wouldn't go that far.

Valentino: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Vox: *turning to Velvette* How tall are you?