Aries: Nothing

Taurus: Lungs

Gemini: Both of your legs

Cancer: Kidneys

Leo: Right arm

Virgo: Left eye

Libra: Right eye

Scorpio: Brain

Sagittarius: Nothing

Capricorn: Heart

Aquarius: Left arm

Pisces: Liver

'*looks around for Sir Pentious* Stay tu-

Alastor: Hello, darling.

First Penty! Now you?! Can I do my normal outro?!

Alastor: *chuckles* No.

Fuck you assh-

Alastor: Stay tuned for more of this wonderful random entertainment!'