"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil." Charlie said. Lucifer Morningstar, makes fireworks, which draws the ire wrath of the angels for his behavior. "Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for All of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of mankind." Charlie said. The angels then created a planet called Earth,

where they produced the first humans, Adam and Lilith. But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love." Angel said. Lilith rejects Adam and flees, where she meets Lucifer and falls in love. "Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted." Charlie said. They came to Adam's new bride, Eve, to offer her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity. But the earth was shattered by darkness unleashed by them. The angels banished Lucifer and Lilith from Heaven and Earth and into the depths of the black and dark realm now called Hell.

But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream." Charlie said. While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners. "But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell." Charlie said. As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud." Charlie soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room. "Charlie?" She asked. The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie in surprise. "Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?" She asked. "Uh, yeah. I was right there." Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway. "Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens." Charlie said. "The story helps..." Charlie said, and Vaggie chuckles. "I know. Don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?" Vaggie sits down with Charlie. "I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff." Charlie said. "Did you hear from your mom yet?" Charlie shakes her head in dismay. "Oof... how long has it been now?" Vaggie asked. "Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about." Charlie said. "Well, at least you aren't alone." Vaggie said. "I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie said. "It will. I have faith in you." KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up. "Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us." Vaggie walks out the room. As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the extermination comes again.

A sinner stabs another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Y/N comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her, to Charlie's interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of Charlie crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd, to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Y/N flipping Alastor off, and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.

The camera turns on with static. "Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!" "Come place your fate in her inexperienced hand, as she tries to work through their daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!" Alastor turns off the television.

"So, what do you think?" Y/N bursts into laughter, on the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking." She said. "What the fuck was that?" She asked. "The commercial." Y/N said, like it was obvious. Vaggie glares at her. "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..." Charlie said. "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad." Vaggie said. "Funny. I was going for hilarious." Alastor said. "Same here." Y/N said.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie said. "Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie said. "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement." He taps the television twice with his microphone staff. "So, I had a little fun with it." He said. "Fun?! Fun?! Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time." Vaggie said. Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

"What?" Vaggie asked. "If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Y/N scoffs at this. Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it. "Angel, you're a porn star." She said. "A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in." Angel said. "We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie said. "Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with Y/N and mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement. "Haha! Never going to happen!" He said. "Hell no." Y/N said. "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel,

but I really don't want to exploit you in that way." Charlie said. "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited." Angel said. "I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity." He laughs. "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits." Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back." Charlie said. "I could keep going all night, baby." While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call. "Hello? Dad?" Charlie asked. "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" Angel asked. "Fair point." Y/N said. "Oh, trust me," he miles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic. "I can." He said. "Then why don't ya, hot shot?" Y/N asked teasingly, and Alastor's right eye twitches. "Why do you think I'm here?" Husk asked. "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" "Life must be so hard for you." Y/N said.

Husk glares at her. "You better watch your fucking mouth, kid." Y/N rolls her eyes as Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised. "I like being forced." Nifty said. "Keep that to yourself, Niff." Husk said. "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel said. "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk said. "Does that answer your question?" Y/N smirks at Angel, who glares at her. "Fuck you." Vaggie sighs. "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to." She said. "Y/N and I are choosing to be here and we think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel said. "Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one. "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive." Charlie seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.

"Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement. "Yes... YES!" Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very frantically, that freaks Vaggie out. "VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!" Charlie shouted. "What?" She asked. Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news. Charlie mumbles excitedly. "Get over here!" Vaggie sighs happily and she comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background with Y/N looking bored, Vaggie meets Charlie behind. "What's going on?" Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement. "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet." "What?" Vaggie asked in disbelief. "He asked if i could go instead." Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year. "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-" As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.

Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

Vaggie: Charlie, hold on...

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

Vaggie: It's just a meeting.

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫

Vaggie: This could be bad...

Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing to them.

Just before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Y/N, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

Y/N: That bitch is halfway down the street!

Vaggie: Is she—?

Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'!

Vaggie: Ugh, no...

Charlie makes her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

Charlie comes to a a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her, and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

Hi, mister!

(Demon: Go fuck yourself!)

One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

(Charlie: Hello!)

Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

(Charlie: Ah, excuse me!)

Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

(Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.)

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend.

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫)

♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

(Vaggie: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫)

♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town .

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.

Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫

(Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫)

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

(Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.)

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeps her out.

(Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫)

Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

(Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!)

♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫

Back at the Hazbin Hotel, the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with a seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. "Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents their vision and what we're doing here.

So, we need a camera." Vaggie turns to Alastor. "Alastor?" He snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused. "A video camera?" She asked. "Hmmm." Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together. "Alright! Let's do this!" The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Y/N behind the counter reading a script in her hands and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirls as it brings the two into focus.

"And... Action!" Y/N carefully reads the lines on her script, bringing the script closer to read. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" She asked. "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong mommy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!" Angel said. Y/N groans with displeasure and read the script again. "Well, you came—" "Oh, yes!" Angel moans. "To the right place." Y/N said with a board tone, then got angry. "WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?!" Vaggie has had it, and stops recording. "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Y/N, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face and calm down?" She asked. "I'm not a fucking actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Y/N said. "Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Angel gets closer to her face.

"Rrawwr." He purrs seductively. Y/N gets irritated and shoves him off the counter painfully hard. "Whoops, my bad." Husk snickers at this and grabs a bottle and drinks it. Y/N glares at him. "Y/N, come on." Vaggie said. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her. "Stab! Stab! Stab!" She shouted. "Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms," okay?" Vaggie asked. "Got it. I'm ready." Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.

"Action!" Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Niffty makes a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out, sharing a look with Y/N who was equally disturbed. "Uhh, cut." Vaggie said. Niffty snaps out of it and goes back to her cheerful self and giggles. "How was that?" She asked. "Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." Vaggie said. "Okay!" She said. "Action!" Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face. "You're doing great, Vagina." He whispers. "Cut! Alright, uhh... maybe we can try to... fix it in post."

Vaggie said. "Do you even know what that means?" Y/N asked. "I'll figure it out!" Vaggie shouted angrily. In a dark room, Vaggie sits in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room. "Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" He asked. "Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?" Vaggie asked. Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her. "For the entertainment. Probably the only reason Y/N's here too." Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures. "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and" the shadow disappears. "Fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!" Vaggie, getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.

Vaggie points the camera to Alastor. "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—" As Vaggie is panning the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor. "UGH!" "I wouldn't try that, my dear." He points to his face. "This face was made for radio." As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials. Vaggie has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him. "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so" she imitates Alastor's voice. "Entertaining" then goes back to her normal voice. "To watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?" As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes, and shrugs. "Fair enough." Alastor approaches her.

"I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal." He said. "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie asked. "Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." Vaggie has second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her. "Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice." Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision. Vaggie sighs. "Fine." Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it. "Now then!" Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Y/N, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members. "Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."

Time Skip

Charlie sadly returns to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs Charlie. "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" Vaggie asked. "Oh, they sure did... hear it. But, um-" Charlie said. "Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you." Vaggie leads Charlie to the group. Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie said. "I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" He said. "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asked. "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel said. Charlie beams and tears up. "That's... that's amazing." She said. "Sshh, it's starting." Y/N said. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" the TV cuts to a breaking news report.

Vaggie, Charlie, Y/N and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain. "Oh, come on!" Y/N said. Niffty claps and giggles. "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" Katie asked. "No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom asked. "It means we're all royally fucked!" Her eye twitches. Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the clock tower reduces to 176 days until the next extermination. "Wait, what? Why?!" Angel asked. "Is there a reason?!" Y/N asked. A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse. "We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute shouted. "No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" Adam slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.