What if... Tyler worked in I.M.P?

I sometimes wonder, what will happen if Tyler worked in I.M.P? that was one of the things I wondered even now. In this universe, Tyler worked in I.M.P instead of Yuri. would he do a better job then her, or is he more suited working in a hotel? lets find out together.


in the imp city, there is a red bricked building that says I.M.P and in there, three imps, one hell hound and one sinner worked there to help sinners get their revenge.

in the building in the meeting office, the groups talked about business.

" ok I know that business isn't doing well and its a bit slow lately. And I'm not saying any names" said the boss named Blitz " Moxxie and Tyler"

the imp with white hair named Moxxie and the sinner with a clipboard next to Blitz named Tyler both looked at him with a 'what the fuck did I even do?' face.

" but can someone please help to get our business running up again?" said Blitz

A women imp with black hair stood up with her hands up named Millie spoke up.

" what about a car wash?" she said.

" this is hell Millie no one cares if cars are being cleaned here" said Blitz "what about a billboard?"

" we can't afford a billboard sir" said Moxxie.

" Moxxie's right Blitz, we don't have the budget for it and the last sinner that gave us the money for the job wasn't really happy so we got less then half of the price" said Tyler looking at his clipboard. 

" yeah well Mox we all have dreams that can't be achieved" said Blitz as he wrapped his arms around Moxxie but pushed him away. " have you all forgot what service we provide" Blitz turned on the small tv and it showed the an ad that they did together where Blitz used his mallet and hit someone, his adopted daughter, Loona, using her teeth as she tried to rip someone open, Moxxie using a shot gun as he shot someone, Tyler using his sash as he slashed the person in pieces and Millie killing someone with her ax as she giggled. " such good times"

" Blitz I know you want business to go up again but we just don't have the budget" said Tyler in a worried tone.

" and nobody likes nor even cares about the jingles" said Moxxie. " plus you blew our budget even after Secretary Tyler told you not to but you still wanna do it and you made it play for a 3 hour video on a channel that nobody watches"

" Blitz I'm worried about our budget, we only have a handful of money left and I doubt that it can even cover the damaged that we did" said Tyler.

" its ok Ty, besides everyone loves musicals and practically we are part of a musical" said Blitz and he turned to Moxxie. " are you trying to crush my dreams like how my dad did Mox?" he said with a sad face.

" sir.." said Moxxie being a bit annoyed.

" cause all I see is my dads asshole talking to me crushing my dreams as I try my best" said Blitz being a bit dramatic.

" are you trying to crush his dreams Mox?" asked Millie

" I- what?" asked Moxxie.

" I thought I knew you" said Millie flirting with him as he blushed.

" I can't believe you Moxxie after I made you employee of the month" said Blitz and he held a small frame with Moxxie picture with the title on it which says 'employee of the month'.

" ok sir. I'm sorry but I am just telling the truth, Tyler warned us about how we should use the money and nobody actually like the jingles" said Moxxie.

" I liked it" said Millie. Moxxie turned towards her.

" do not... do not agree with him in front of me" said Moxxie.

In the ad, Blitz was explaining to the viewers about their business and what they will do for them as well as them demonstrating on how they get to the human world and kill the target.

In one of the case, they accidently shot a kid from behind the bushes which their target is the women on the phone.

Blitz, Moxxie, Millie and Tyler have their eyes wide open as well as their mouth open with the face of 'oh fuck I screwed up'.

They send the boy to the hospital and waited for the doctor to come back with at least some good news.

They waited outside sitting on the chair that was provided outside the room. Blitz was reading a magazine while Millie was comforting Moxxie as he looked scared while Tyler was looking at his clip board wanting to know if the kid was the target or not.

The doctor came out saying the kid needs surgery as the four demons looked at each other as the imps wondered what insurance was.

They later pushed the bed that the boy was lying on as they crashed out the window and took him to hell with them.

Moxxie was glaring at Loona while she was just on her phone playing a game.

" I would like to blame our receptionist since they need to give us the right target to our secretary" said Moxxie.

" oh sit on a dick Mox" said Loona not looking up from her phone.

" you sit... sit on a... just do you job!" Said Moxxie.

" hey we don't blame our anger on Loona ok she didn't do anything wrong" said Blitz as he went towards his adoptive daughter and hugged her while Loona showed an anger face.

" are you kidding me sir, she's awful" said Moxxie.

He wasn't wrong, Loona wasn't really good at her job.

Whenever the gang were on a mission to kill a target and when they needed help, sometimes Tyler stayed in the building at his office to do some work and if the imps needed help and called Loona, she would just pick it up and hang up not caring about them and only after when things get better or worse, she acts on it.

When she has a hangover, she was in a bad mood and just blows up like a dynamite and gets angry at Angeline specifically towards Moxxie while Tyler was trying to calm her down and give her a cure to her hangover which Loona does appreciates but doesn't really show.

When it's Blitz and Loona's adoption anniversary, Loona doesn't really give a damn while Blitz tries hard to make her happy such as he gave her a box of spiders which Loona doesn't appreciate.

Loona does answer the call and most of the times it would be an owl demon named Stolas.

" OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME" said Blitz to Moxxie and Tyler wondering what happened " if I didn't sleep with that privilege asshole non of us would have access to the human world"

Tyler and Moxxie stood there confused with what he just said.

" you what?" Said Tyler.

Blitz did slept with Stolas in order to steal the book which helps them get to the human world but in exchange for it, Blitz has to sleep with Stolas in order to keep the book.

" BLITZ!" Shouted Loona.

" I HEARD YOU ALREADY!" Shouted Blitz. He went back to his office and called Stolas on the phone.

The phone call turned into more sexual as Blitz ended the call, broke his phone, blended it and gave the drink to Loona as he told her to shit under the bridge.

" look it doesn't matter because Loona is a valued member of our family" said Blitz.

" we aren't a family sir. Your the boss. We're your employees. You treat Loona like some troubled teenager when she's actually a homeless dog out on the street" said Moxxie as Loona pointed her middle finger at him.

" look if it wasn't for homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy from them" said Blitz as he looked out the window as waved at one of the homeless imps on the street before getting back to them.

" while we're on the subject of 'family' can you please stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Said Moxxie.

" common sweetie it's not that big of a deal" said Millie. That's when Moxxie lost it.

" I beg your pardon... WHAT?!" Said Moxxie.

He wasn't wrong. Blitz would always sneak into their house and just overall cause problems such as spying on them and trying to be part of their lives. This caused Moxxie to be annoyed at him and resisting the urge to kill Blitz.

" just stop doing that" said Moxxie.

" what's wrong? Someone doesn't like the musical?" Said Blitz and Loona snickers.

" no what you say and how you act IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE!!!" Said Moxxie.

" calm down Mox your gonna have another panic attack" said Millie.

" I am calm!" Shouted Moxxie as Millie hugged him calming him down.

" ok look don't judge me for what boring you couple are outside of work ok" said Blitz.

" oh I judge you. Quite a lot sir" said Moxxie.

" Mox he's our boss" said Millie.

" no no it's ok Mills your husband his how do I say this? Offensively retarted" said Blitz.

" does immaturely offending me make you feel better about your sad single life" said Moxxie.

" yeah it does actually. Besides if it make you feel better I also follow Tyler back home" said Blitz.

" and you do nothing but cause chaos!" Said Tyler.

Same as Moxxie and Millie, Blitz followed Tyler home and just made himself home. He spies on Tyler when he's asleep as well as trying to spoon him at night which in retaliation, he uses Sara and his sash to slap him away and throw him out of the window out of the house.

" you should be happy I didn't kill you" said Tyler.

" well I wouldn't have followed you home if you HAVEN'T BEEN SUCH A SHIT ASS SECRETARY!!!" Shouted Blitz to Tyler.

" WHAT DO YOI EVEN MEAN?!"

" oh I don't know you can barely fight, the first person that you killed we almost got caught and went to jail, how is a sinner like yourself even more useless then us?" Said Blitz.

" I know how to fight I just don't know what to do. A reason why I prefer staying at this building!"

" well maybe you should help us more if you were such a shitty Secretary and murder professional. I mean why did I even hire you in the first place" said Blitz.

" because I need a job and it seems that this is the only job that I don't involve me stripping or doing drugs!" Said Tyler.

" the only reason why you even have a wife is because your easy to manage" said Loona.

" no he's not you bitch!" Said Millie as she pointed both her middle finger at Loona which she growled at her back.

" do not talk like that to my receptionist she is sensitive" said Blitz.

" yes I am!" Said Loona.

" you guys are all fucking assholes" said the boy across the table on the hospital bed.

" oh shut up kid you should be lucky your still alive" said Tyler.

" this company's such a mess" said Moxxie rubbing his eye lid.

" it's ok Mox I'm pretty sure we can find a way to fix all of this" said Tyler trying to reassure Moxxie.

" ok now let's get back to talking about my outfit" said Blitz.

" nobodies even talking about what you were Blitz" said Tyler.

" I'm just trying to roll it back in. I mean I look fine don't you think?" Said Blitz.

" because of you fuck heads I got paralyse and now I'm just wishing for death. Besides your all just as horrible as those humans. Your just a greedy clown and I'm a kid. Kids was supposed to like clowns but you screwed them up" said the kid pointing at Blitz.

" hey that's not very-" before Moxxie can continue, he was interrupted by the kid.

" I don't want to hear from a spineless jackass like you. I'd rip out your spine if you have some" said the kid.

" that's my husband your talking to" said Millie.

" hahahaha. That's your husband? I figured you were a slut but I didn't know your wanted it that bad" said the kid.

" ok kid you really wanna die now?" Said Tyler.

" said that idiot that can't even do his job properly and besides you only do this job because you don't wanna be a slut" said the kid. " and you" he pointed to Loona.

" what? What about me?" Said Loona.

" oh nothing. I don't like dogs. I'm a cat person" said the kid.

" oh wow kid your really a piece of shit you know that?" Said Blitz.

Loona then got a notification from her phone from the client.

" holy fuck it seems like he's the right target after all" said Loona.

" who?" Said Tyler.

" him" said Loona pointing at the kid.

" what?" Said the kid confused.

" really? They want us to kill and actual child?" Said Tyler.

" that's what their saying" said Loona.

" well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god" said Blitz and he took out his gun and shot the kid.

The gang later beat the kid up and put him in a black bag and disposed his body in the garbage dumpster.

They know that they are not a perfect company but they still love their job. And the clients know that they will not get their money back.

In this universe, Tyler wasn't really as good as Yuri but, the job does pay well. Tyler continues to do his job in IMP not caring if he even did a crappy job. But he does have one goal in his mind that he never told his employees, and that is to find Yuri.

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