"Your swordfish salad." The waiter said placing it down. 

"Thank you." I say. 

He placed it down, but a drop of wine splashed on it. 

"I'm so sorry!" He said. 

I feel his panic. I guess it would be unfair to let him pee in his pants. Okay, fine. 

"No worries." I say.

He let out a breath. He walked away hastily. I starred at my meal. I started to cut it. I notice possums and raccoons. They were eyeing the food. I tossed a few cuts to them.

"Enjoy scavengers." I say. 

They're teeth grimaced.  I let out a chuckle. I slowly began to eat. I see a waiter. 

"Waiter more tea!" I yell. 

"Coming right up Mr. Radio Demon." He said. 

He poured the tea fast. Such good service around here. It's honestly great. I finished eating. I didn't even need to pay the check. Still, it was rude to leave without payment. The meal would've been perfect, but it was spoiled by wine. It would be a shame to let the mistake go unpunished. I smiled at the possums and raccoons. 

I left smiling. I hear the screams of the waiter as the raccoons and possums tear him limb from limb.