Wedding Bells Part 2: Lilith?!
~1 hour later...
I was standing at the alter with Alastor and Lucifer. They both looked really handsome in their tuxedos. But man, the whole lobby was full of people and a lot of them too. There were sinners and overlords like crazy. Just seeing them all there made me sweat a little.
"Roo?" my water dragon Bubbles squeaked at me as she was sitting on my shoulder.
I petted her. "Don't worry Bubbles, I'm okay."
"Man, this is outrageous." Alastor gulped the lump down his throat. "I'm getting cold feet."
"Calm down Alastor. You'll be fine." Lucifer said as he patted his back. "I'm getting cold feet with you."
I giggled as I saw those two getting along. "You guys are wholesome together. And you both will be once you've official tie off the knot."
"Hehe, I agree." Angel said.
I smelled something new, and it was coming from Angel. He was smelling like orange creamsicle ice cream. And that wasn't his usual scent from me. He always smelled of strawberries and that got me more concerned. I was starting to suspect something wasn't right. But I shrugged it off as well.
After I heard the piano playing the wedding march, I looked up ahead to see Rachel in her glowing glory. Husky was walking her down the aisle.
"Oh my god..." Alastor covered his mouth and teared up.
"Keep it together." I said as I gave Alastor a hanky.
After Rachel finally made it to the alter, Charlie was starting the service. And man, she was super emotional now. A few minutes into the service, my ears picked up a loud bang coming from outside. I looked at the door and smelled something, different.
"Uh oh." I muttered to myself.
"What's wrong bestie?" Angel asked me.
"Someone's coming. And it smells of water lilies. And it's getting closer."
"Now if anybody would like to say something about why my father, Alastor, and Rachel shouldn't be married... speak now or forever hold your peace." Charlie said.
And just as I feared, the doors slammed opened. I saw a tall woman with long blond hair, curled dark horns, and she was wearing a white dress.
"You traitor!" the woman furiously said.
"Lilith?!" Lucifer gasped.
We all gasped at what just happened. Lucifer's ex wife was crashing the wedding!
"After everything that's happened to me, you decided to run over the hills to marry this bimbo!" Lilith said as she marched right up to the alter.
"I can explain!" he panicked.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but this has to be done." I said as I took out a super soaker from my chest fur and squirted red wine on Lilith's white dress.
"Ooh, savage!" Angel said as he was sitting on some boy's lap while eating popcorn with him and Husky.
"She's a wine wrecker." Husky smirked.
"You little bitch!" she cursed at me.
"Hey! No one calls my little sister a bitch you wedding wrecker!" Rachel grew very mad and her shadow powers were starting to kick in.
"And you! You're gonna get it! Rah!" Lilith was about to tackle Rachel.
I took the chance to trip Lilith and she fell flat on her face. "Your turn sis. Give her all you've got!"
"With pleasure!" Rachel said as she was starting to fight her.
"Whoo! Catfight!" Husky said as he was recording it.
And the rest was history, we all watched the biggest catfight of the century. Wife to be versus ex wife fighting during the reception. I could tell all the boys in the room were cheering on and were getting excited. Especially Alastor and Lucifer. We all watched as the two girls were fighting off with everything all they could.
They were throwing food at each other and hitting objects at each other too. But I completely lost it after Lilith threw my homemade dorito taco salad at Rachel.
"My taco dip!" I growled loudly. "Bubbles, splash her!"
Bubbles flew to Lilith and squirted her with water.
"You stupid animal!" Lilith got mad and smacked Bubbles out of sight.
"My baby!" I caught her and growled more. "I'll take care of this..." I said as I gave Bubbles to Alastor.
"Ooh, she's mad." Alastor said.
"And she's pregnant, so that'll make her super mad." Lucifer smirked.
I growled even more as I took a risk and swept my foot over Lilith and she fell.
"Allow me sis." Rachel smirked and took her arm, cracking it in two.
"Ahh!" Lilith yelled in pain.
"Ouch. That's gotta hurt." Husky winced.
I growled furiously after what she did to my taco dip and Bubbles. "I would like to ask you... TO LEAVE!" I roared at her. "Please."
Lilith looked really pissed and got up. "You'll pay for this! And take this! I don't need those two anymore!" Lilith said as she threw a golden scroll at Rachel and slammed the doors shut behind her.
"Yeah!" the whole crowd cheered.
After I've calmed down, I rushed over to Bubbles. "My poor baby dragon, are you okay?!" I held her in my arms.
"Roo." she squeaked and licked my cheek.
"Thank goodness." I hugged her close.
After the catfight of the century was over, we were finally coming back to the ceremony. But before that happened, the golden scroll revealed to be Alastor's soul! A long awaited moment that Rachel had been waiting for. After his soul was finally released, the ceremony continued. After Charlie said it long enough, it was time for Rachel to exchange her vows to her two boys.
"The vows Rachel." Charlie said.
"Of course." she nodded as she held both Alastor and Lucifer's hands. "I never expected seeing two wonderful men in my life. And with my hands within yours, I am forever grateful for the family you've blessed me with. I love you both with all my heart and now we can truly become the family we'll always be."
"Aww." I smiled and wagged my tail.
Alastor sniffled. "Truer words were never spoken."
"Amen love." Lucifer sniffled too.
After Bubbles flew the rings to them, they've put them on. She came back to me and nuzzled my cheek.
"Good girl." I nuzzled her back.
"And now by the power invested in me, I've officially pronounce them... husbands and wife! You may kiss the bride." Charlie said.
"Alright!" Rachel dragged both her men by their ties and kissed both of them.
"Yeah!" the whole crowd cheered not just for the catfight, but also for the wedding as well.
"Hooray!" I giggled and took lots of pictures as the ceremony had finally come to a close.
Man, today had to be the most eventful wedding ever. And to think, if Rachel and I didn't come to Hell then none of this would've ever happened. What a life.
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