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Incorrect Quote #41

Charlie: I wasn't that drunk last night!

Alastor: You were flirting with Vaggie.

Charlie: So? She's my girlfriend!

Angel Dust: You asked if she was single.

Husk: Then cried when she said she wasn't.

Incorrect Quote #42

Vaggie: Charlie~

Charlie: H-harder~

Vaggie: Oh Charlie~

Charlie: It hurts, Vags~

Vaggie: WELL HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR FOOT STUCK IN A CHAIR??!!

Charlie: I DON'T KNOW, JUST FUCKING HELP ME!!!

Incorrect Quote #43

Charlie: You know what's sexy? Eating off each other.

Vaggie: ....

Charlie: ....

Vaggie: You didn't do the dishes, did you?

Charlie: No I did not.

Incorrect Quote #44

Angel Dust: Charlie, why are you naked?

Charlie: I don't have clothes. 

Angel Dust: *opens closet*

Angel Dust: Yes you do, you have suits, t-shirts, hi Vaggie, dress pants- Wait.

Incorrect Quote #45

Charlie: If you bite something and you die, it's poisonus. If something bites you and you die, it's venimous.

Vaggie: What if it bites me and it dies?

Charlie: You're poisonus.

Nifty: What if it bites itself and I die?

Charlie: That's voodoo

Alastor: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Charlie: That's correlation, not causation.

Angel Dust: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Angel Dust: That's kinky.

Incorrect Quote #46

Vaggie: Listen up, assholes.

Charlie: *sad face*

Vaggie: Not you, Charlie.

Vaggie: You're my girlfriend and you're amazing.

Incorrect Quote #47

Charlie: Change is inedible

Vaggie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Charlie: *spits out nickles and dimes* No I did not.

Incorrect Quote #48

Vaggie: If I cut off my foot and hit Angel in the head with it, am I kicking or hitting him?

Charlie: You'll most likely mentaly scar me more than anything.

Incorrect Quote #49

Lute: *sarcasticaly* Hey, Vaggie, nice top!

Charlie: I have a name, you know.

Incorrect Quote #50

Charlie: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of the bread world, we'll take 2 of your freashest yeasty eels, good sir!

Baker: What the fuck?

Vaggie: Ignore her.

Incorrect Quote #51

Charlie: Vaggie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Husk: *sighs* What did Vaggie do?

Charlie: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Vaggie: *enters room* Who wants a steering wheel?

Incorrect Quote #52

Lucifer: *gets down on one knee* Vaggie, will you become my daughter-in-law?

Vaggie: What?

Charlie: Did you just propose for me?

Lucifer: You were taking too long.

Incorrect Quote #53

Charlie: Who do you three think you are?

Angel: I'm gorgeous

Vaggie: I'm drop

Husk: I'm dead

Vaggie: And the three of us make the ultimate trio! But apart, we-

Angel: I'm still gorgeous, Vaggie has dropped to the floor crying, and Husk is still dead.

Charlie: I- do you need a hug?

Incorrect Quote #54

Charlie: What's the word for the thing?

Vaggie: What thing?

Charlie: The thing that sprays cleaner that looks drinkable but usually contains poison.

Vaggie: I don't know, but I'll let you know eventually.

<8 hours later>

Charlie: *sits bolt upright in bed* SPRAY BOTTLE!

Vaggie: What?

Incorrect Quote #55

Charlie: *is alone* I'm bored. *Calls Angel*

Angel, over phone: Sup.

Charlie: I'm bored and Vaggie's out.

Angel: So? Can't you call her?

Charlie: I tried, she won't pick up.

Vaggie: *slowly opening bathroom door, steps out wrapped in a towel* Charlie, I was in the shower.

Incorrect Quote #56

Charlie: I am the princess of hell, soon-to-be embodyment of the sin of pride, and-

Angel: Why is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Charlie: *demonic tone to voice* I PAID FOR MY CHIPS, I'M GETTING MY CHIPS.

Incorrect Quote #57

Alastor: Lower case letters are for the LOWER-CLASS.

Vaggie: And here we have a CAPITALIST!

Angel Dust: .... Did you just-

Charlie: Let's all take a moment to appreciate the history that made this joke possible.

Incorrect Quote #58

Charlie: Sorry I was late, I was doing things.

Valentino: *walks in, obviously disheveled*

Valentino: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!

Incorrect Quote #59

<Charlie's phone rings>

Husk: Pfft, you still call your mother 'mommy'?

Charlie: *Answers phone* Hey Vaggie!

Husk: *chokes*

Incorrect Quote #60

Charlie: I'M TOO HOT!!

Vaggie: ....

Charlie: :D

Vaggie: ....

Charlie: :D

Vaggie: *deadpan monotone* Hot damn.

Charlie: CALL THE POLICE AND A FIREMAN!!!

I gave you more to make up for the fact that I'm facing a writers block so this will have to tide you over until I make up more things. Or you suggest things. 

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