Incorrect Quotes pt. 22

YIPPIE!


Incorrect Quote #211

Vaggie, making fun of Velvette: I don't know if you're supposed to put your contour on before the rest of your makeup, or after the rest of your makeup, but it doesn't matter!

Vaggie: Because men are stupid!

Vaggie: So long as you look like a newborn baby, they are willing to mate with you!

Charlie: *Laughing*

Angel: *offended spider sounds, while laughing*

Velvette: *watching from a Vee cam* .........I SHAL INACT MY REVENGE!


Incorrect Quote #212

Charlie: What's a word that's between sad and mad?

Alastor: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Vaggie: Smad


Incorrect Quote #213

Charlie: I'm driving.

Vaggie: SHOTGUN!

Angel: Aww, but you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Vaggie: WHOA- 

Vaggie: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *pumps gun*


Incorrect Quote #214

Adam: Why did you give Lute a knife?

Emily: I'm sorry, she felt unsafe.

Adam: Now I feel unsafe!

Emily: I'm sorry.

Emily: .............Would you like a knife?


Incorrect Quote #215

Vaggie: In your opinion, what is the hight of stupidity?

Charlie: *turns to Angel* How tall are you?

Angel: Around 8 fee-WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!


Incorrect Quote #216

Charlie: Vaggie and I don't use pet names.

Husk: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Charlie: Honey?

Vaggie: Yes, dear?

Charlie: .......

Husk: Don't ever lie to my face again.


Incorrect Quote #217

Emily: What if I press on the brake and the gas at the same time?

Adam: The car takes a screenshot.

Lute: For the last time, get the fuck out.


Incorrect Quote #218

Charlie: With great power comes-

Vaggie: Great responsibility?

Charlie: Great need to take a nap. *walks upstairs* Wake me up later.


Incorrect Quote #219

Charlie: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Valentino: *starts laughing*

Charlie: And this knife I found!

Valentino: *regrets life choices*


Incorrect Quote #220

Angel: When I'm done, you're not gonna be able to see out of your eye.

Vaggie: Congrats, you are as effective as pollen.

Angel: I mean, I'm gonna make you feel pain!

Vaggie: My wings already do that, next!

Angel: You won't be able to think straight!

Vaggie: Really?

Angel: I'M GONNA BASH YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL!

Vaggie: I ALREADY DO THAT TO MYSELF! COME ON, BE CREATIVE!

Angel: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WANNA DIE!

Vaggie: I'M A FORMER EXSORSIST, YOU'RE LATE TO THE PARTY!!

Angel: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU??!!

Vaggie: LITTERALLY EVERYBODY EXCEPT PENTIOUS!

Angel: ........

Charlie: ............Do you need a hug?

Vaggie: ...........Maybe.


Quote: "When you're all on your third child and second devorce, we'll see who has the last laugh." -Astrid/Jenna Ortega. Have a good day/night!

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