Incorrect Quotes pt. 2!

Hello! Welcome to Part 2 of these! Enjoy these weird ass things that my brain decided to pop out today.


Incorrect Quote #11

Angel Dust: Hey, can you help me with this?

Vaggie: I have two words for you.

Charlie: I bet they won't be helpful.

Vaggie: Your. Problem.

Charlie: I was right.


Incorrect Quotes #12

Velvette: Hey Val? I may have set Vox's language settings to chinese.

Valentino: How did you do that?

Velvette: I was just messing around with him and...... yeah.

Valentino: Ok. Hey Vox?

Vox: 我沒有時間, 瓦倫蒂諾! 天鵝絨 更改了我的語言設置, 現在我嘗試改回來!

Valentino: WHAT THE FUCK, VELVETTE!

Velvette: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID!!!!


Incorrect Quotes #13

Charlie: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY OF THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA??!

Alastor: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Charlie: Oh.

Alastor: I honestly don't know how you keep forgeting that part.


Incorrect Quotes #14

Angel Dust: Great invention, Sir Pentious.

Sir Pentious: Thanksssss!

Angel Dust: But the name-

Sir Pentious: What'ssss wrong with ssssticky nut juice?

Angel Dust: Everything. Every fuckin' thing.


Incorrect Quotes #15

Vaggie: *holding flowers* Hey babe, happy 1 year!

Charlie: *Looks from flowers to Vaggie* I'm 27.


Incorrect Quotes #16

Charlie: Hey guys, look at this new dress my dad bought me! SIKE, it's a jumpsuit! You were fooled! HAHAHAHA!


Incorrect Quotes #17

Lute: *Waving sword around* DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Incorrect Quotes #18

Velvette: If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me, does this sound like Shakira? Lelelolalole


Incorrect Quotes #19

Vaggie: I'm not gonna be a bitch, I'm not gonna be a bitch, I'm not gonna be a bitch.

Angel Dust: *enters room*

Vaggie: YOU CAN FUCK OFF!

Angel Dust: *exits room* Fuck you to, bitch.

Vaggie: Alright, well that didn't work.


Incorrect Quotes #20

Velvette: And then he broke up with me.

Vox: Wait, why are you looking up?

Velvette: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS, LIKE, 48$!


Annnnnddd, the end to another one. Have a good day/night!

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