Incorrect Quotes pt. 2!
Hello! Welcome to Part 2 of these! Enjoy these weird ass things that my brain decided to pop out today.
Incorrect Quote #11
Angel Dust: Hey, can you help me with this?
Vaggie: I have two words for you.
Charlie: I bet they won't be helpful.
Vaggie: Your. Problem.
Charlie: I was right.
Incorrect Quotes #12
Velvette: Hey Val? I may have set Vox's language settings to chinese.
Valentino: How did you do that?
Velvette: I was just messing around with him and...... yeah.
Valentino: Ok. Hey Vox?
Vox: 我沒有時間, 瓦倫蒂諾! 天鵝絨 更改了我的語言設置, 現在我嘗試改回來!
Valentino: WHAT THE FUCK, VELVETTE!
Velvette: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID!!!!
Incorrect Quotes #13
Charlie: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY OF THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA??!
Alastor: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Charlie: Oh.
Alastor: I honestly don't know how you keep forgeting that part.
Incorrect Quotes #14
Angel Dust: Great invention, Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious: Thanksssss!
Angel Dust: But the name-
Sir Pentious: What'ssss wrong with ssssticky nut juice?
Angel Dust: Everything. Every fuckin' thing.
Incorrect Quotes #15
Vaggie: *holding flowers* Hey babe, happy 1 year!
Charlie: *Looks from flowers to Vaggie* I'm 27.
Incorrect Quotes #16
Charlie: Hey guys, look at this new dress my dad bought me! SIKE, it's a jumpsuit! You were fooled! HAHAHAHA!
Incorrect Quotes #17
Lute: *Waving sword around* DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Incorrect Quotes #18
Velvette: If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me, does this sound like Shakira? Lelelolalole
Incorrect Quotes #19
Vaggie: I'm not gonna be a bitch, I'm not gonna be a bitch, I'm not gonna be a bitch.
Angel Dust: *enters room*
Vaggie: YOU CAN FUCK OFF!
Angel Dust: *exits room* Fuck you to, bitch.
Vaggie: Alright, well that didn't work.
Incorrect Quotes #20
Velvette: And then he broke up with me.
Vox: Wait, why are you looking up?
Velvette: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS, LIKE, 48$!
Annnnnddd, the end to another one. Have a good day/night!
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