Incorrect Quotes pt. 19
We're back with this shit again.
Incorrect Quote #191
Angel: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Vaggie: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Angel: And I reserve that right! After all....
Vaggie: I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Angel: There were no movies made in 1879.
Vaggie: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope (that's a mouthfull) of a horse galloping!
Cherri: Oooh! Let's go ask Charlie if she saw it in theatres!
Charlie: YES I DID, AND FUCK YOU GUYS!
Incorrect Quote #192
Valentino: Are you free tomorrow?
Vox: No, I'm fucking expensive every day.
Incorrect Quote #193
Angel: So what's for dinner?
Vaggie: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Angel: ...
Angel: Is it soup?
Vaggie: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Angel: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Vaggie: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Angel: STOP!
*one hour later*
Angel: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
Incorrect Quote #194
Cherri, knocking on the door: Vaggie, open up!
Vaggie: It all started when I was a kid.
Cherri: That's not what I-
Charlie: Let her finish!
Incorrect Quote #195
Vaggie: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Cherri: Homicide.
Angel : Murder.
Charlie: Homiecide.
Incorrect Quote #196
Cherri: Something tells me Angel 's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Angel, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Vaggie isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
Incorrect Quote #197
Alastor: 🎵Who's been here since day one?🎵
Charlie: My girlfriend, who was here when I first got the idea and before I knew you.
Alastor: *glares at Vaggie*
Incorrect Quote #198
Sera: What do you want for breakfast?
Lute: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Sera: .........................
Adam: She wants eggs.
Incorrect Quote #199
Lute: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Lute: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Sera: Lute just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Emily: I just won Lute Tantrum Bingo.
Incorrect Quote #200 (WHOOHOO!)
Sera: What do we say when making bread?
Adam, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Emily: And what do we NOT say?
Adam, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
And that's the 200th incorrect quote! Quote: "I gave a fuck once, it was terrible." -Eminem. Have a good day/night!
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