This will be a reacuring thing in this book. I'll try to post 10 at a time every part. Enjoy 

these incorrect Quotes!

Incorrect Quote #1

Angel Dust: I'm kinda liking that good girl/bad girl act you and dollface have going on.

Vaggie: There's no act, Charlie's just nice. I'm not.

Charlie: Hi guys!

Incorrect Quote #2

Vaggie: *Acting more grumpy than usual*

Angel Dust: What's up your ass this morning, a cactus?

Charlie: *walks downstairs*

Angel Dust: Ok, nevermind.

Alastor: *spits out coffee*

Incorrect Quote #3

Alastor: Oh Charlie, I have an idea for a game!

Charlie: Ok! What is it?

Alastor: It's called hide and seek.

Charlie: Ok? I alread-

Alastor: I hide, and you seek professional help!

Charlie: 😢

Incorrect Quote #4

Angel Dust: So now we wait for the water to boil and-

Charlie: Got it, but is that before or after we put out the fire?

Angel Dust: *turns around* CHARLIE HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER???!!

Charlie: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T COOK!!

Incorrect Quote #5

Vaggie: Don't let The Radio Demon in!

Charlie: *Lets him in*

Vaggie: Don't sing!

Charlie: *sings*

Vaggie: Am I a joke to you?

Incorrect Quote #6

Husk: Alright, I've never been good at math, but I'll try. So, if Alastor had 6 x 3 bottles of dish soap-

Nifty: Wait why does Al have so many soaps?

Alastor: MIND YOUR BISNUESS NIFTY! IT'S MY LIFE!

Incorrect Quotes #7

Charlie: Let me see what you have!

Nifty: A KNIFE!

Charlie: NO!

Vaggie: OMG why does she have a knife?

Incorrect Quotes #8

Vaggie: Hey, hun, I feel like an orange.

Charlie: I feel like a tomato.

Angel Dust: *wheeze*

Incorrect Quotes #9

Charlie: Vaggie, why do you always let me win the race up the stairs?

Vaggie: Because I like seeing you smile when you win!

~LATER~

Charlie: She's just staring at my ass, isn't she?

Angel Dust: Yep. *drinks beer*

Incorrect Quotes #10

Young Charlie: I want an ice cream!

Lucifer: What's the magic word?

Young Charlie: *demon incantation* 

*ice cream appears*

Young Charlie: *starts eating ice cream*

Lucifer: That's my girl!

And that's it for the Incorrect Quotes so far! Enjoy these and then I will need requests for 

one shots. Have a good day/night!