Incorrect Quotes #12


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Incorrect Quote #121

Sir Pentious: And then, we just enter the right code-

Vaggie: Blah blah, nerd nerd, can you take down the picture of me or not?

Charlie: *turns to her* You have got to work on your people skills.

Vaggie: He's a Pentious, he's not people.


Incorrect Quote #122

Vaggie: *chuckling at a video*

Angel: Are you laughing at that video of Pentious getting hurt?

Vaggie: No.

Angel: *sigh of relief*

Vaggie: I'm laughing at the comments.

Angel: You posted it?!

Vaggie: A little bit.


Incorrect Quote #123

Vaggie: Oh great, spring is here. All the things I hate: Sun, allergies, and girls who go to the beach in tiny bikinis.

Cherri: Yay, let's go to the beach! By the way, I got a new bikini! It's yellow and has pink polka dots on it!


Incorrect Quote #124

Vaggie: Any girl that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something!

Angel: So, I guess you think Charlie's hiding something.

Vaggie: Oh, she was. Until I found out.

Charlie: What was I hiding?

Vaggie: That you're over 200 years old.

Charlie: That wasn't a secret!


Incorrect Quote #125

Vaggie: So this is what you did with your door?

Sir Pentious: Yessss, sssee, it'sss a dry erasssse board with with a bunch of colourful penssss and a covenient cup, sssso whoever wantssss to can write or draw whatever they want!

Charlie: But you're supposed to decorate it yourself.

Angel: It's the hotel tradition.

Vaggie: *writing on the board*

Sir Pentious: Well, what'sssss wrong with letting other people be expresssssive on my door!

Husk: Well, for one thing, they can do that. *points at his door*

Vaggie: *walks away from door, revealing that she wrote 'Sir Pentious' stupid room' on the board.*


Incorrect Quote #126

Husk: *neading a large ball of dough* Are you sure you read the recipie right?

Vaggie: Yes, I said 4 cups of flour.

Husk: You said 4 pounds of flour!

Vaggie: Oh, I meant 4 cups.


Incorrect Quote #127

Vaggie: I can't take it, I can't take this!

Sir Pentious: Want me to rub your shoulders?

Vaggie: Down!

Sir Pentious: *drops to the floor*


Incorrect Quote #128

Charlie: *walks into storage room* Whatcha doing?

Vaggie: Cutting up a big trashcan.

Sir Pentious: You cut up our entire trashhhcan?

Vaggie: We've got another one.


Incorrect Quote #129

Angel: Well, we thought it would be a good idea to pay-

Vaggie: *drops down from ceiling*

Angel and Husk: *grabs onto each other and screams*

Charlie: Yeah, I should've told you, this is a bad place to hide from Vaggie.

Vaggie: *picks up a roll of toilet paper* I'm gonna take this and kill you both with it!

Husk: How are you gonna kill us with toilet paper?

Charlie: Put it down.

Vaggie: *looks at her*

Charlie: Put. It. Down.

Vaggie: *puts it down*


Incorrect Quote #130

Vaggie: NO, I DON'T WANNA ASK HIM!!

Charlie: We'll both ask him!

Alastor: What's going on?

Charlie: My uncle says we can't go to the Wrath ring.

Alastor: That's too bad, how come?

Charlie: He found out I was bringing Vaggie.

Husk: *wheeze*

Charlie: So, we hear some of you are going to Imp City?

Alastor: Yes, we are. Would you like to come with us, Charlie?

Charlie: That'd be great, thanks!

Alastor: Hmmm. *looks at Vaggie* Vaggie? Do you have a question for me?

Vaggie: .....Can I come to Imp City?

Alastor: Hmmm, maybe. But first, you have to give me a hug.

Vaggie: *hugs Alastor*

Alastor: See that wasn't so bad! That's a bit tight though, don't you think? 

Vaggie: *squeezes tighter*

Alastor: *strangled* Satan help me..

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