Halloween Special!


Incorrect Quote #21

Vaggie: *in a Katniss costume* Where's Cherri?

Cherri: *from other room* ALMOST READY!!

Angel: *in a turtle costume* I don't know, but it must be good.

Cherri: OKAY I'M READY! *steps out in massive dragon costume that's fully animated and moving on it's own* What do you guys think?

Everyone: ...........

Vaggie: How are you gonna get out the door?


Incorrect Quote #22

*Vaggie in a horror movie*

Murderer: *swings axe*

Vaggie: Strike one!

Murderer: That's not how this works! *swings axe*

Vaggie: Strike two! One more and you're out!

Murderer: *under breath* Fuck..


Incorrect Quote #23

Charlie: *walks into hotel*

Vaggie: There you are, what took you so long?

Charlie: Me and my father had a fight about what time I was allowed to be up celebrating to tonight, and he told me to go to hell.

Angel: So?

Charlie: I couldn't find it, so I gave up.

Everyone: *facepalms*


Incorrect Quote #24

Charlie: Alright, let me check your haul.

Everyone: *empties out candy like a normal person*

Vaggie: *empties out a bag of knives varying in sharpness*

Everyone: ..............

Charlie: *facepalms* Vaggie.......


Incorrect Quote #25

Angel: Charlie and Vaggie, did you eat all the halloween brownies?

Charlie: Yeah.

Vaggie: They were really good.

Angel: It'll kick in soon.

Vaggie: What will kick in?

Angel: .....

Vaggie: ANGEL!

Angel: .......

Charlie and Vaggie: ANGEL, WHAT WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES??!!


Incorrect Quote #26

Charlie: Make sure to have a good lock on your doors.

Charlie: There are bad people who might break into your house tonight.

Vaggie: There are bad people in here, too.


Incorrect Quote #27

Cherri: I promise I won't make a pact with a demon this year.

Vaggie: I don't belive you, but that's okay.


Incorrect Quote #28

Vaggie: What scares you guys most?

Angel: Werewolves.

Cherri: Sharks!

Charlie: The unstopable marching of time leading us towards our inevitable death.

Vaggie: How am I supposed to make that a costume?


Incorrect Quote #29

Charlie: Hey guys, what do you want to eat?

Angel, drunk and high off of candy at the same time (somehow): THE SOULS OF THE UNDEAD!!!

Cherri: A bagel.

Angel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cherri: Two bagels, and he'll have a glass of water and some asprin.


Incorrect Quote #30

Angel: Uggh... why did I eat so much candy?

Husk: Charlie said whoever can eat the most candy wins a prize.

Angel: So did I win?

Husk: No, Vaggie did. But right now I think she's regreting that desision.

Vaggie: *throwing up* I REGRET SOME CHOICES!

Charlie: Yeah, and I don't know who to choose.


And that's it for this one. Have a good Halloween!

Quote: "The only thing scary about Halloween is running out of candy." -Melanie White.

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