Halloween Special!
Incorrect Quote #21
Vaggie: *in a Katniss costume* Where's Cherri?
Cherri: *from other room* ALMOST READY!!
Angel: *in a turtle costume* I don't know, but it must be good.
Cherri: OKAY I'M READY! *steps out in massive dragon costume that's fully animated and moving on it's own* What do you guys think?
Everyone: ...........
Vaggie: How are you gonna get out the door?
Incorrect Quote #22
*Vaggie in a horror movie*
Murderer: *swings axe*
Vaggie: Strike one!
Murderer: That's not how this works! *swings axe*
Vaggie: Strike two! One more and you're out!
Murderer: *under breath* Fuck..
Incorrect Quote #23
Charlie: *walks into hotel*
Vaggie: There you are, what took you so long?
Charlie: Me and my father had a fight about what time I was allowed to be up celebrating to tonight, and he told me to go to hell.
Angel: So?
Charlie: I couldn't find it, so I gave up.
Everyone: *facepalms*
Incorrect Quote #24
Charlie: Alright, let me check your haul.
Everyone: *empties out candy like a normal person*
Vaggie: *empties out a bag of knives varying in sharpness*
Everyone: ..............
Charlie: *facepalms* Vaggie.......
Incorrect Quote #25
Angel: Charlie and Vaggie, did you eat all the halloween brownies?
Charlie: Yeah.
Vaggie: They were really good.
Angel: It'll kick in soon.
Vaggie: What will kick in?
Angel: .....
Vaggie: ANGEL!
Angel: .......
Charlie and Vaggie: ANGEL, WHAT WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES??!!
Incorrect Quote #26
Charlie: Make sure to have a good lock on your doors.
Charlie: There are bad people who might break into your house tonight.
Vaggie: There are bad people in here, too.
Incorrect Quote #27
Cherri: I promise I won't make a pact with a demon this year.
Vaggie: I don't belive you, but that's okay.
Incorrect Quote #28
Vaggie: What scares you guys most?
Angel: Werewolves.
Cherri: Sharks!
Charlie: The unstopable marching of time leading us towards our inevitable death.
Vaggie: How am I supposed to make that a costume?
Incorrect Quote #29
Charlie: Hey guys, what do you want to eat?
Angel, drunk and high off of candy at the same time (somehow): THE SOULS OF THE UNDEAD!!!
Cherri: A bagel.
Angel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cherri: Two bagels, and he'll have a glass of water and some asprin.
Incorrect Quote #30
Angel: Uggh... why did I eat so much candy?
Husk: Charlie said whoever can eat the most candy wins a prize.
Angel: So did I win?
Husk: No, Vaggie did. But right now I think she's regreting that desision.
Vaggie: *throwing up* I REGRET SOME CHOICES!
Charlie: Yeah, and I don't know who to choose.
And that's it for this one. Have a good Halloween!
Quote: "The only thing scary about Halloween is running out of candy." -Melanie White.
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