Okay this is totally off topic but I have a misheard lyric that is a treasure to me. It's in Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler and it kept making me laugh.

The accual lyrics are: "We're living in a POWDER KEG and giving off sparks!"

What I heard: "We're living in a POLLYGAG and giving off sparks!"

IT'S SO DIFFERENT! I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HEARD THIS

That's all for my rant today. Feel free to comment more misheard lyrics that you have so we can all have a good laugh. Have a good day/night!