Charlie Morningstar (art by Vanripper)

"ANOTHER GUEST?! EEEEEEEE!"

"ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵒ ˡᵒᵘᵈ!"

Vaggie (art by NoriTheLord)

"Well... you could be worse."

"Thanks? I think?"

Angel Dust (art also by Usagi Star)

"Hiya muscles!~ Maybe you could help me rearrange some furniture back in my room?~"

"Thanks, I'm so big because I was depressed at one point in my life!"

"What?"
"Huh?"

Alison (art by Usagi Star)

"Wait a minute- ALISON GO CHANGE INTO YOUR CLOTHES! YOU KNOW CHARLIE HATES IT WHEN YOU STRETCH HER OLD CLOTHES!"

"Oh, fine..."

Nifty (art by Silvermizuki)

"What is that disgusting malformation of a Colt M1911?"

"I FOUND IT IN THE TRASH!"

"Of course you did..."

Husker (art by Killersheep) (no, not genderbent)

"Man, too bad you don't smile, like ever. You'd look quite nice actually."

"Go fuck yourself, jackass..."

"I wasn't trying to be mean..."

Madam Pentious (god I was going to use something from the show but FUCK ME I GUESS so more Usagi Star art...)

"You are... quite muscular. Tell me, are you affected by any genetic abnormalities?"

"Several, why do you ask?"

"What are they?"

"Mmmmm not comfortable with that question just yet."

"Fair enough."

These are the lovely individuals who you will be living with for the foreseeable future! Please, no unprotected sex, senseless murder, or deal making! And no, we did not get a picture of Husker smiling. That is merely an artist's rendition.

"Ah, Alison, you're back!"

"Indeed! Stay tuned for the show!~"