Requested by elenahedgehog

Blitz sits nervously in the chair in front of Lucifer's desk as the king of hell glares at him holding the book he stole from Stolas in his hand " I'm not surprised that you managed to get this from that lustful oaf , but what I'm more curious about is how you are able to read this and handle its power without any mistakes... until now" Lucifer quickly stands up slamming the book onto his desk his voice growing menacing "do you have any idea what you have done you lowly Imp! Not only did you fail to bring me that soul I asked for but you brought back a viking from Valhalla and now Odin is on my ass to bring her back which is impossible since YOUR hellhound decided to tear out the page!"
Blitz shrank in his seat when suddenly an axe was between him and Lucifer he looked up to see (y/n) with a not so happy look on her face "you best calm yourself , I was in utter boredom in Valhalla but from the moment blitz and the others brought me here I have not had a moment of boredom and blitz has treated me far better than the warriors of Valhalla ever did , Odin can as your people say shove it up his ass I do not wish to return to Valhalla and I ask to stay with blitz and his friends" blitz looks genuinely shocked no one has ever really stood up for him in hell, Lucifer sits down and sighs waving the two out of his office "very well, (y/n) was it? I'll let you stay on one condition you keep him and the rest of his so called company in check no more mistakes and no more dealings with Stolas I will be assigning the targets from here on out am I clear Blitz!" Blitz stands up and nods quickly "C-crystal lord Lucifer" "now leave before I change my mind" Blitz quickly takes y/n's hand and runs out of the building and into his car and just sits there for a few minutes "blitz are you alright?" She gently puts her hand on his shoulder seemingly jolting him out of what ever state he was in " y-yeah that was just one of the most scariest moments in my afterlife" he laughs a little nervously "well how about we return home for now hopefully loona has not eaten everything edible in the house" blitzø chuckles and kisses her cheek.