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🍓Alastor 🦌:

"Sooo bored..." I sighed, rolling over my side on my couch. I'm in my home in the living with nothing to do. I wish something would happen.

*Crash!*

My long rabbit ears perked up.

"Fucking bloody hell that hurt!!" I heard a familiar voice curse out and honking. I turn around to see my homeless goose demon friend laying where used to be my glass coffee table.

"(Male friend name)? What are you doing here and did you fall down my rabbit hole again?" I help my hobo friend back up on his flippers and dust the few broken glass off of him. He broke my coffee table.

"Owww... it's chu fault mate! Just because you're a bunny rabbit doesn't mean chu have to live like one!" He groaned putting his hand behind his back and pulling out a huge chunk of glass with a lot of blood on it.

"(M/F/N) how many times do I have to tell you I'm a Jackelope don't you see my antlers?" I pinch myself between my eyebrows in annoyance.

"Oh shit... My shirt! It's fucking ruined!" He drop the glass shard.

And he's ignoring me again.

"I be more concerned about the amount of cuts you have and the blood lost." I sweat drop.

"Doesn't matter mate! I came over here for a reason!" He frantically said, some of his grey feathers molted off and grab my shoulders.

"You need food and a place to stay again? You know you could just live with me I don't mind." I looked at him with a blank face.

"Ummm yes and no. I still don't want to live here! It's a pain in the ass to go up and down the rabbit hole!"

" I have stairs around the back, you could of just took them instead."

"Ay... It's so far away and the rabbit hole closer." I facepalm at his stupidity. He rather fall 15 feet from my rabbit hole then take a five minute walk to the stairs. I don't get him.

"Anyways! There's a bloody freaking weird deer outside of your land!" I live in the forest right outside of the city. The city always gets on my nerves and a lot of them don't really like to go in the forest so I thought was a perfect place where I can live. I own a nice portion of the forest. If any demon that trespass that's not my friend, I'll hide or peek what they're doing. I live under ground for a reason. It's for survival and to be fucking nosy.

"That's it? Is it doing anything bad?" I do see deers around here weirdly. I don't know why Hell has deers. It's not odd anymore for me.

"It's worse! It's.... not. Blinking!"

"WHAT?! Where did you saw it ?! I want to see?!" My friend jumped on my back and point up at the rabbit hole that's above us.

"Near the rabbit hole!" I nod. I use my strong legs to jump up, digging my claws in the sides of the hole and start climbing up with my friend clinging on my back.

Small time skip:

Me and my friend popped our heads out of my rabbit hole looking around in my front yard that's basically nothing just a little wooden fence.

"I don't see-." My friend cut me off double slapping my cheeks and roughly grabbing my face pointing at a certain direction.

"M-mate. There!" He stutter in fear.

At first it was kinda hard to see with the dense forest but as I squint I see a red blob. The red blob turn out to be a deer DEMON. And it's looking right at us with creepy glowing red eyes that look like looks like dial and huge yellow grin.

"Ya see that!" He yelled right in my giant sensitive rabbit ear. I back slap him for that.

"I heard you!"

"It's not blinking! Blink m***********! BLINK! AHHHHHHH!" He honked.

"Bitch, if you don't quit you're screaming in my mother******* ear-!"

"Hello, my de-!" I feel my face turned pale as I heard a staticky voice above, infront of us.

"The deer it's in front of us and still not blinking!" I feel the arms around my shoulder disappear. His body sliding off my back.

"Shit!" At the last second I could feel him try to grasp at my feet but only manage to accidentally scratch my ankle.

"AHHHHHHH!" He screamed for a while until it faded and stopped when a crash was heard with a small 'Ow'.

.....

I'm alone with this red toothpick in front of me. His eyes are no longer the creepy dial anymore instead it's normal-ish red eyes.

"Hel-!"

I grabbed a pebble that was next to his foot and threw it between his eyes.

"Blink!" I yelled.

Weirdly he didn't blink only cross his eyes to look up where the pebble hit him.

"Lo."

"Imma outta here. I accept second death with open arms." I let go of the edge hoping to fall down the hole and break my spine or neck but that weird deer demon grab my rabbit ears.

"Hold on my dear!" He pulled me out of the hole and held me really close to his face our noses touching.

"No. You deer. Me Jackalope. People mistake me for a rabbit but you my sir are even worse for thinking I was a deer!" I scolded.

I would've jumped back if I wasn't getting held up by my ears when this strange man I suddenly started laughing.
"You're a strange one but funny! My names Alastor! And yours?"

"Joe mama."

"Ha! I'm serious!"

"Jeff."

"Odd name for a girl. But you're very entertaining! I hope you don't mind accompanying me for a bit." He threw me over his over his shoulder and stared walking away from my rabbit hole.

"(M/f/n) I'm gonna to get murdered or something! Take care of my home if I come back!" I yelled out to my friend as the strange deer man continue walking away with me on his back, holding me from my ears still.

"O-Ow... o-okay! Have fun!"

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