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Angel dust -

After that whole musical number and many demons shit talkin about the princess of hell and her "happy hotel" you decided that after work, You'd go to stop by. You have no idea why but something about the whole fiasco convinced you.

After getting off work and getting a pack of smokes you head on over to the happy hotel while trying to make weird shapes with the smoke. In fact you where so far into trying to make a heart shape puff of smoke you almost walked past the hotel.

Putting out the cigarette you went up to the door and knocked. Many. Many times. Like you literally was knocking to the beat of the mario theme song thats in your head.
Charlie the princess of hell, had answered the door with a big smile across her pale face "hello! welcome to the happiest hotel in hell!" She said happily, you didnt really return the smile mainly because of her sudden chipper attitude and she did swing the door open pretty quickly so you where kinda caught off guard "uh... Hello" you said before walking inside, charlie had introduced herself and started telling you about what you'll do, get, and other things during your stay at the hotel such as free morning breakfast and all that. You let her finish before saying that you're just dropping by to see what the fuss was about and not check in, that made her face drop but she understood "well, we are always open for you or your friends to check in" she said before going back to giving you the tour.

Your tour eventually ends at this sorta lounge where a lady with one eye is sitting on one of the sofas and a pink and white spider man sucking on a popsicle....weirdly.
"Well thats the end of the tour. Feel free to stay or leave" she said nicely before sitting down by the one eyed girl and start a conversation with her.
You had nothing else to do anyways so you decided to chill here for another minute and probably start a chat with the spider gentlemen.

So you walked up and before you said anything the spider beat you to it "heya, nice wings" he said casually going back to the popsicle. For a split second your wings flapped quickly making a slight buzz noise out of reflex, you figured you should compliment back "thanks.... Nice uh... Eyes" you really couldn't compliment anything else since you couldn't see his outfit completely so the eyes where your only option, though you can't deny his eyes are very nice and unique looking "thanks sweetheart" he said still casually.

Eventually you sat down across from him and you both had a surprisingly very nice conversation.

Alastor-

((Yes i know i have spelled alaster instead of alastor for the past couple of chapters u can stop now 😅))

After getting a job opportunity to work at the happy hotel you almost jumped at the chance, mainly because you don't have a job and your dying to grab some cash and get yourself some weed and food. Lots of food.

You got hired not long after that and now you are basically the maid or in charlies words 'the cleaning lady/man"
You aren't mad though, The pays good as fuck AND they let you stay here rent free. Pretty dope ass hotel if you look past the whole redeeming shit.

You are in the middle of cleaning the reception desk when there was a knock at the door, you dropped everything and went to the door and lazily opened it. On the other side was a gentleman dressed in red,holding a old microphone, and had small antlers poking through his hair. He has this huge smile and he stares at you with glee "hello!!" He said happily, for a long moment his face didn't ring any bells nor his voice. You assumed he talks through the radio and to be honest you arent a radio type of person "hiiii...?"

Immediately he grabs your hand and shakes it "alaster! Pleasure to be meeting you! Excuse my sudden visit but I'd like to have a few words with the princess of hell if you'd be so kind!" He said in a joyful tone, his smile not cracking as he let himself in.

You was very, very confused. You shut the door and turned around to see vaggie come in and point her spear at his neck, you didn't pay much attention to the conversation but you can tell that he made vaggie a bit shaken a few moments later.

You just went back to work after that.

Sir pentious -

You made a squeak when you got startled by the loud explosions that where very close, infact they where so close bits of metal and buildings where flying from the explosions.

You had to run for cover it was so bad, course you couldn't die from getting hit with a piece of flying metal but that doesn't mean it doesnt hurt like a fuckin bitch.

The explosions lasted hours. Like literal hours. Till there was a boom louder then the explosions then it all stopped, you waited another 5 minutes before crawling out of your hiding place and see that the streets have many chunks of metal and burnt machines. You could've called it beautiful if the buildings where on fire too but it was still nice, a figure got up from some burnt rubble, throwing the burnt metal off of them then popping their back. It is a demon snake gentleman with many eyes on his tail, he puts his hat back on which also had a eye on it and gets up and flinches then falls down again. Since you where the only one out in the open he turns to you "you there! Come here" he calls, you shrugged and walked on over to him.

He told you he can pay you lots of money if you can help him back to his base with a hiss here and there, you thought for a bit then shrugged. You had nothing better to do and hey, moneys money. So with that you put his arm around your shoulders and you put your arm around his waist supporting his weight.
Then start heading to his base, with his direction of course.