Scrambled Eggs
We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads ''Happy first week, Sir Pentious!''. (Y/N) stands from below as she tilts her head to the side.
"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie squeals.
"Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie reinformed Charlie.
"Well, we haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." (Y/N) crossed her arms, touching her face for a minute before having a questionable expression on her face, 'Why the hell am I touching my face again?'
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
"What the hell is that?" Vaggie exclaims.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!" (Y/N) squealed.
"(Y/N)...How did you feel Sir Pentious?" Charlie asked.
"Oh...When I met Alastor before I met you and Vaggie...Alastor and I were hanging out until Sir Pentious came around and while Alastor and Pentious were fighting...well...he talked to me!" (Y/N) nodded.
"Oh! But...Seriously, what is that?" Charlie asked Pentious.
"Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." Pentious smiled and then saw (Y/N), "HI BABY SNAKE!!! [👋😊]"
"Hi Pentious." (Y/N) smiled back.
Charlie sighed, "What? Why?"
"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me or take my baby snake away, but when? How? I must be prepared!" Pentious smiled widely, "Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here."
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them. Clara waves to (Y/N) as (Y/N) waved back. She met these two while in a meeting for Overlords, Alastor brought her.
Odette holds out a clipboard, "Sign, please."
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.
Odette nodded, "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase."
Odette and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes who he is buying from.
"Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie exclaimed.
"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Pentious explains.
"Okay, well that stops right now." Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
"Hey!" Pentious pouts.
"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you or hurt Sugar Plum... People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie crossed her arms.
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle. (Y/N) was busy with writing something in a notebook, still touching her face as she still looked confused about the whole idea.
"Hmm...I have my doubts...except for my baby sssnake!" Pentious smiled.
"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." (Y/N) butted in.
"But I don't." Pentious whined.
"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie smiled brightly.
"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who was in the crate of weapons.
2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally sets it off and blows a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.
"Oh!" Vaggie points at the ceiling, "What did I just say? What did I just say?"
"What? Not my little egg boiz." Pentious hugs his Egg Boiz, "They do my evil bidding for me!"
"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie crossed her arms.
Sir Pentious narrows eyes, "Yes."
"Then no more eggs." Vaggie bluntly states.
"I'm sorry to say that I have to agree with Vaggie on this one..." (Y/N) agreed with Vaggie.
Sir Pentious speaks with tears in his eyes, "All right, eggies. You've got to go. I ..." He sobs, "...can't keep you anymore!"
"Okay, boss." They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.
"No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!" Pentious hugs (Y/N)'s arm tightly as he cries.
"Shh...It's okay...It's all gonna be okay..." (Y/N) comforts.
Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.
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The scene changes to show Alastor in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie comes by with the Egg Boiz behind her.
"Alastor!" Vaggie calls.
Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie.
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast." Alastor paused as he looked around, "Is my doe with you? I wanted to drag...I mean force...I mean bring her to a meeting. A very important meeting." Alastor forced a bigger smile.
"(Y/N) is inside...but that's not why I'm here." Vaggie stresses, "Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them."
Alastor throws away the knife and fork, stands up and summons his microphone, "Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!" Alastor smirked, "One condition."
"Handle the eggs Humanely!" Vaggie grumbles, "And..your condition?"
"I'm allowed to bring my darling Doe with me." Alastor smirked evilly, "But...that's a lot less fun..." His eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead, "...but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today." Alastor walks out of the room.
"Great!" Vaggie looks at the deer carcass, "That looks disgusting."
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The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor and (Y/N), are, with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads 'Trusting 101'.
"Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little...tension in the hotel." Charlie smiled nervously.
As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and tries to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.
"Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here." Vaggie grits her teeth.
"We think that this group could really benefit from..." Charlie smiled brightly.
The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.
"Trust exercises!" Charlie smiled.
"Trust exercises." Vaggie begins falling, "Ah, shit!"
Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet.
"Vaggie, we rehearsed this." Charlie sighs as she turns to everyone else, "We're doing trust exercises!"
"So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh...this?" Husk gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie, "I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps."
"Oh, I will..." Angel Dust puts feet on Husk's legs, "...but it's cash up front, and I know that one.." He points at Pentious, "...can't afford me."
"Gross! I'd never think of it, spider! Only my Baby Snake can do that for...rather...I'd do it for her!" Pentious smiled.
"Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?" Vaggie looked at Charlie.
"Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!" Charlie walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel.
Vaggie seemed shocked, "What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh..."
"Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this." Charlie reassures Vaggie.
"Yeah...um..." Vaggie looks at them.
All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie and Niffty* Sure, I can handle this. No problem. Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.
Vaggie speaks in a drill sergeant style, "All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?"
Charlie raises hand, "Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!"
Vaggie smirked, "All right, get on up here." Vaggie smiled.
Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage, "I...I love you guys. Like, really, really love you." Charlie falls backwards.
Vaggie runs forward and catches Charlie, "Gotcha!" Vaggie smiled.
"That...felt...good! Angel, why don't you go next?" Charlie smiled as Vaggie put her down.
"Fine." Angel Dust walks onto the stage.
"This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie grumbled.
Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.
"Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck..." Angel was stopped.
Husk threateningly points at Angel, "I swear to fuck if you say dicks!"
"...popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!" Angel falls backwards as Husk catches him, "But, you know, dicks too!" Husk drops him as Angel turns to Pentious, "All, right, new guy, you're up."
The room goes dark and melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.
I...don't want to live without my minions or my baby snake. Nobody catch me!" Pentious falls backwards as Vaggie and Charlie catch him together, "Damn it."
"That's great. Wow, you are slimy." Vaggie drops Pentious, "Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?"
Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically, "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"
Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that.
Niffty falls on her face, "Yay! Pain!" Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again as she sighs, "Pain!"
Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately, "I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should..."
Vaggie stops her, "Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out." Vaggie smiled.
Angel appears behind them, "If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some 'trust buildin''." Angel smirked.
Vaggie sighed, "What do you have in mind?"
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The scene changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions. (Y/N) was walking beside Alastor as she had her arm crossed with his like some fancy couple.
"Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!" One of the egg bois asked.
Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face. A shadowy person watches him from behind, before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord: Zestial.
"Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?" Zestial smiled.
Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared
"Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?" A egg boi smiled.
"And, hark, who is this..?" Zestial looked at (Y/N) but stopped, seeing her cheek marks, backing up, "...Alastor. You've been hiding her?"
Alastor paused, "...What do you mean?" Alastor smiled.
Zestial was quiet as he looked away. (Y/N) seemed confused since for once, this was someone she never had met before.
"Follow in silence if you value your shell!" Alastor taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial, "Greetings, Zestial! This is my doe, (Y/N)."
A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial.
Cactus Cowboy Demon smirked, "Oh, holy shit!"
"Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day." Zestial smiled.
A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.
"Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!" Alastor nods.
A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire. (Y/N) stepped back, looking away.
"Extremest.." (Y/N) muttered.
"If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?" Zesital begins walking down the street with Alastor and (Y/N) as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.
"It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to...holy arms." Zestial smiled.
Alastor laughs, "Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious." He adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection, "Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!" He laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone.
Zestial chuckles, "There too hath been rumour of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. TELL ME..." His cloak flares open briefly, "how does thou fall in such folly?"
Alastor spins his cane, "That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!" They continued walking as (Y/N) felt so awkward.
Zestial chuckles, "T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm."
"Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!" Alastor smirked.
(Y/N), Alastor, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera is on him, and (Y/N)'s image was half angelic and half demonic. Zesital, Alastor, and (Y/N) get into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.
"No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return." Alastor stopped the Egg Boiz.
(Y/N) was ahead, as Zestial was talking to her. The Egg Boiz salutes and the lift begins its ascent.
"Oh, look. Frank is up there." One Egg Boi points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass
"We have names?" Another Egg Boi questioned.
The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where (Y/N), Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. The overlord smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as another overlord walks to the head of the table. Alastor pulls (Y/N) onto his lap.
"Welcome, sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new schedule." Carmilla pounds fist on table, "We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest."
Zestial takes his seat.
Carmilla smiled, "Zestial, so good to see you, my friend."
Zestial summons teacup and saucer, "Enchanted as always, Carmilla."
Carmilla Carmine notices Alastor and (Y/N), "Alastor? New Face."
"Yes, I know I've been absent for some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!" Alastor smirked, "And this is my darling doe, (Y/N)."
Carmilla Carmine paused for a minute, "Not really. But welcome back in any case." Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction, "This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost..." She slide is projected onto the wall behind her, "With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we..."
Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone.
"Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought." Velvette laughs, "Yes, I know. They're all a joke." She laughs, "Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling." She hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla.
"Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your...colleagues be joining?" Carmilla questioned, annoyed.
"No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent." Velvette smirked as she saw (Y/N), "HEY STRAWBERRY CAKE!!!"
"Hi Vel..." (Y/N) smiled and waved back.
Carmilla Carmine groaned, "Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss..." Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air, "Yes?"
"On the subject of discussion..." Velvette smirked.
Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other. (Y/N)'s eyes widened as if she remembered something.
"Holy shit!" Zeezi's eyes widened.
"Oh! Tasty..." Alastor smirked.
(Y/N) felt her sun tattoo glow slightly as she saw the head roll.
Carmilla Carmine narrows her eyes, "Where did you get this?"
"We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed." Velvette stands on top of table, "We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan."
Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
"If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more...foolish than I be thought." Zestial looked down in thought.
Velvette scoffs, "Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?"
Zestial sighed, "We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?"
The other overlords mutter in agreement, except (Y/N) who just looked at Velvette. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.
https://youtu.be/bOarXIWBtWk
"Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?" Velvette gets up in Zestial's face, "Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for..."
Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing, Respectless.
Carmilla Carmine: You better show some respect!
Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way!
Did you expect us to sit back and take your, insolent brazen display?
Velvette: *laughs* You got it twisted!
I'm not the one who needs a new attitude!
Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and
I will do nothing less than what I please, whoo!
I'm the backbone of the Vees
Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's cause no one could respect this!
*walks across table* Sorry, group attendin'!
Since when are Overlords too scared to fight?
You're long past trending!
Sorry, bae, but I ain't swiping right!
You've lost your relevance..
Zestial: We can't act without more intelligence!
Or without the middle person council head.
Velvette: Ugh!
No wonder I'm so respectless!
I could eat you lot for breakfast!
Carmilla Carmine: You and the Vees are inane and uninformed!
Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned!
Velvette: Oops! Did I strike a nerve?
'Cause when I brought out the angel's head, *throws head across table* couldn't help but observe,
that your wrinkled face was turning red!
And why are you avoiding war?
That's what the guns you sell are for! Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is *gets in Carmilla's face*
You know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure?
Carmilla Carmine: This meeting's over!
Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla Carmine and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.
"That was a productive meeting!" Alastor smirked.
"Very." (Y/N) nodded.
"Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers!" Velvette looked at (Y/N), "Vox demands that you see him tomorrow for a meeting...excited to see you!" Velvette smirked as she walked out the door, "Kiss my arse!"
Zeezi scoffs, "What the hell? We literally just got here!"
Odette looked at Carmilla, "Mother?"
The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial, who go into another room. (Y/N) hugged Alastor's arm as Alastor notices the others walking away as he is walking towards the lifts.
"Hmm. Well that's interesting." Alastor points at Frank with his cane, "You, little egg creature. I have a job for you."
"Oh. Yes, boss!" Frank smiles.
"Follow them!" Alastor orders.
Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.
"Now...dear doe." Alastor looks at (Y/N), "How on hell do you know Vox?"
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The scene changes to Charlie, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looks angry.
"Angel! What the actual fuck?!" Vaggie exclaimed.
"No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!" Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read 'No bond stronger than those formed through bondage'.
"Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh...hmmm..." Charlie tries to cover her eyes.
"What makes you think anyone would be into this?" Vaggie grumbles.
The camera pans to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged, "You know, I...I don't hate this...I wonder if Puff would like this...or do this..?" Husk chuckles.
Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominance outfit, "I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" She giggles.
Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up as Husk gets up, "Never mind, I...I'm out!"
A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her
"Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm..." Charlie gulps.
Vaggie pulls Charlie away from the other demons, "Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting."
" It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh..." Charlie gulps.
"No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down." Vaggie walks away from Charlie, "I just need to teach them...the way I was taught..."
As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
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Alastor sits in a darkly light room with (Y/N). (Y/N) was sitting across from Alastor as a light shined in her face.
"Ah! Shit..." (Y/N) rubs her eyes.
"Now. How do you know Vox, Dear Doe?" Alastor questions.
"W...We're married." (Y/N) looked down.
Alastor paused as his eye twitched, "Married. Huh?" Alastor smirked, "Welp, I don't give a shit!"
(Y/N) sighed as she thought to herself. (Y/N) got up and walked to a window, placing her hand on it.
(Y/N): As a little girl, I always thought that
I'd have a prince on a mighty steed...
"Well that's stupid." Alastor mutters.
(Y/N): But as I grew older and lost all my power,
I knew it wasn't meant to last.
A love that was once beautiful...
And now it's all broken
Now they can kiss my ass!
(Y/N) grabbed Alastor's hand as she rushed off. Alastor seemed shocked as he was pulled behind her, his eyes wide. They were now outside of the building.
(Y/N): I always thought that life was meant to be a fairytale!
Random Imp: How stupid is she?
(Y/N): But when I actually got married
To a fucking tv guy
I found out that their is more to life
Then just kissing the guy!
(Y/N) looked up at a billaton board that says 'Vox TV'. (Y/N) smirked as she turned to Alastor with a big smile.
(Y/N): He was sweet a first
A real top guy, until I saw what was underneath!
Random Imps: He's was a dirty bitch
(Y/N): I found that life had more, to fucking live for!
But as I grew older and lost all my power,
I knew it wasn't meant to last.
A love that was once beautiful...
And now is fucking broken!
Now they can kiss my ass!
(Y/N) danced around with Alastor with a big smile on her face as she twirls and stops.
(Y/N): But if only that were true...
If only I knew
How to break away from this curse
That I was force to bare
Would I be free forever
Or locked on another's chain?
Could I see the light
Or be trapped inside this
Ever loving toxic cage!
(Y/N) looked away as she looked at the sky with hope.
(Y/N): As a little girl, I always thought that
I'd have a prince on a mighty steed...
"I..." Alastor mutters.
"Stupid...I know.." (Y/N) smiled sadly.
(Y/N): But as I grew older and lost all my power,
I knew it wasn't meant to last.
A love that was once beautiful
And now it's all broken
(Y/N) felt Alastor's hand on her shoulder as she turned to him and smiled. Alastor blasted the Vox billiton board. As (Y/N) laughed and smiled widely.
(Y/N): NOW HE CAN KISS...
MY...
ASS..
Good...BYE!
(Y/N) smiled happily as she hugged Alastor's arm. As her moon tattoo shines brightly.
[This was a song I made. So no music XD It has a classical rock vibe like Charlie's first song]
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The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise had taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.
Charlie was shouting over the other demons' screaming, "THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!"
On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.
Cactus Cowboy Demon smirked, "Yee-haw!"
Punk Demon screeched, "Let's go, Baby!"
"Bring it on, Bitch!" Cactus Cowboy Demon laughed.
Back at the rooftop, Angel makes a drill sergeant march.
Vaggie spoke in a drill sergeant style, "There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades and arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!"
There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious.
"You..." Vaggie picks up Pentious.
"Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions...I NEED MY LAWYER!! BABY SNAKE!!!!" Pentious cries.
"Are gonna survive together! Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust, "And you..."
"D...Don't you even think about it...I...I need my Lawyer...Wh...Where's my baby sis...?" Angel Dust gulps.
As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.
"Are gonna make this hotel work!" Vaggie smirked.
Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.
[Niffty is me in a nutshell! XD]
"My turn, my turn!" Niffty squeals.
Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.
"Vaggie! No!" Charlie gulps.
"This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." Vaggie smiled.
"No, it's not." Charlie puts down Niffty, "There are other ways. It just takes time!"
As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Angel, and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.
"Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?" Vaggie turns away from Charlie.
"Vaggie..." Charlie tries to reach out.
"I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you." Vaggie takes Charlie by the shoulders, "I'm supposed to never fail you." She goes back to the edge of the rooftop.
Angel Dust yells in the background, "I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!"
"You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not...you're not..." Charlie tries to think.
"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" Vaggie looked down.
Charlie gasps, "Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's..."
"I'm sorry. I'd...I'd like to be alone for a minute." Vaggie quickly walks off.
As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but in tact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof.
"Made it!" Angel Dust huffed.
Charlie walks to the door sadly, "Let's go home, guys."
"Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!" As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself.
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The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.
"Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee." Zestial stated.
Carmilla Carmine sighs, "It's nothing, Zestial, really."
"The felled angel...t'was by thy hand, was it not?" Zestial questioned.
"Let's not talk about it." Carmilla groaned.
"Mom...maybe he should know." Clara exclaimed.
"Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this." Carmilla looked away.
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Zestial: *lays hand on her shoulder* What weighs on your soul, old friend? I implore you to share the load!
If it was thou who slew the angel, why not let your strength be known?
Carmilla Carmine: I always thought
That I would keep blood off my face.
But when that thing attacked, I had to act, to cross that line and keep them safe.
But if anyone knew, then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say?
Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for!
So, I'll *Clara and Odette come over to her and she wraps her arms around them* I'll be your keeper!
Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes!
I'll keep you safe and keep this secret.
The scene changes to Vaggie, now at the foot of the hotel and beginning to climb up it.
Vaggie: When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place
And it felt so good to be understood!
But there's so much I wished that I could say
So I, I'll be your armor
Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes
I'll spend my life being your partner
Carmilla Carmine: And I don't know what we might face
But I know I can't replace you
So I'll do anything to save you
Vaggie: And I will try to make your dreams come true
Both: Whatever we go through
I know I
Carmilla Carmine: I'll be your keeper
Vaggie: I'll be your armor
Whatever it takes
Carmilla Carmine: I'll make the mistakes
Vaggie: I'll make the mistakes
Both: Whatever it takes
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The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.
"Ohhhh, this one smells like fun..." Egg Boi laughs, "Oh, I love garbage."
The elevator door rings, and Alastor & (Y/N) are waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.
"So, what did you hear?" Alastor questioned.
"First, the old guy w..was all, 'You're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel,' a...a...and, she was all , 'Whatever it takes'" Frank stated.
"And then what was the last thing?" Alastor asked.
"She killed the angel?" Frank muttered.
"Interesting. Lets keep this between us..." Alastor makes a evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment, "Shall we?"
"You got it, boss!" Frank salutes to Alastor.
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Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.
Vaggie waves, "Hey."
Charlie waves, "Hey."
Vaggie sighs, "I'm sorry I got so crazy today."
Charlie grabs Vaggie's hand, "No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but...we'll figure it out...together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them."
The camera pans over to Angel, Pentious, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.
Angel Dust laughs, "And then, when that buff guy started beating the shitoutta you!"
Sir Pentious laughs, "Yes, and with the dismembered arm..." He laughs, "Yes, that was particularly unpleasant." He seemed dejected.
Niffty giggles, "I liked that part" She giggles more.
"Well, hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ." Husk comes over and pats him, "You did okay, new kid."
Sir Pentious' eyes sparkle, "Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old rough and tumble today." He laughs, "And uh...thank you for pulling me out of there."
Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty had to ruin the moment when she started to manically laugh evilly in front of her peers, and the guys stopped after hearing her laughter turning sadistic.
"Well, how about that?" Vaggie smirked.
The front door opens, and Alastor & (Y/N) entered the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.
"Alastor...Failed to get rid of the eggs, I see." Vaggie smiled as she wrapped her arms around (Y/N).
"Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful." At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.
"Why don't you give them back to Pentious." Vaggie smirked.
Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.
Sir Pentious seems teary eyed, "Really?"
"Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons." Vaggie spoke.
At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes, showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons. Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.
"Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back." Pentious drops the Egg Boiz, "Now, go clean my quarters this instant!"
At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.
"Maybe, things'll move fast than you think." Charlie smiled.
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At the end of the day, Pentious was getting ready for bed with his Egg Boiz in tow.
"Ah! How was your day with Alastor and my Baby Snake, my minions?" Pentious smiled.
"It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur." Frank exclaimed.
Sir Pentious snuggles into bed, "Mmm, that's nice."
"And the knife lady killed an angel, and I was not supposed to talk about it." Frank looked down.
"Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies." Pentious cuddled with his Egg Bois.
The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, while everyone was completely oblivious to the whole thing, and the episode ends.
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After the credits, (Y/N) was seen exiting an elevator and entering a penthouse.
"Well look who's fucking back!" Vox smirked, "Need something doll-face?"
(Y/N) sits down on the couch, "...I want my book back."
Vox held up a book and glasses, "You and I made a deal, doll-face...as long as we're married...no-no glasses or book!" Vox smirked.
"I need them for my job, jackass?!" (Y/N) exclaimed.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO SHITS?!" Vox yelled as he created the glitch chain around (Y/N)'s neck, pulling him to her, "...As long as our contract stands...you won't be doing shit...Are we clear...?"
(Y/N) looked down, "Kiss my ass." She speaks bitterly.
Vox then threw (Y/N) on the bed as pure fear entered her body as she had tears forming.
The screen goes back as the title card shows on the screen, meaning the episode ends.
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