Radio Killed The Video Star
We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.
"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie starts to panic, "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"
Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."
"Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..." Angel Dust's phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as 'fucking bitch', "Ain't no silver lining this time toots."
"Angie...Come on...There's always a bright side!" (Y/N) smiled as her phone vibrated with threatening messages such as 'Don't try to divorce me doll-face', "There's...always hope."
"Pumpkin is right! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie smiled widely.
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."
He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.
"Err, what is a...Donkey Show?" Charlie question.
"Donkey Show..?" (Y/N) muttered as she looked at Angel Dust's phone as her eyes widened, "ANGIE?!" (Y/N) exclaimed.
Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel Dust laughs nervously.
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Vaggie smirked.
Charlie gasps, "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" Charlie squeals.
"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.
"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep..." (Y/N) texted on her phone as she smirked.
Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in a fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cut to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.
"Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face..." Pentious slithers.
Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.
"Oh there you are...Face my wrath!" Pentious exclaims.
Alastor sips his tea, "Who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!"
[WHO AM I? WHO AM I? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SSSSSSSSAYING? Lol XD]
Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside (Y/N), Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.
"Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!" Pentious smirked.
"Ooh you tell 'em boss." The eggs bois cheered on.
Niffty appears on (Y/N)'s right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy..." Niffty smirks.
(Y/N) pats Niffty's head as Niffty smiles widely and seems so free.
"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor crossed his arms.
"I attacked you literally last week." Pentious blankly stated.
Alastor cocks his head.
"We've done battle, like... 20 times...once while you were on a date with my Baby Snake.." Pentious looked at (Y/N) as his whole demeanor changed, "HI BABY SNAKE [👋😊]!!!"
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor noted as his blood slowly boiled due to how Pentious was speaking about (Y/N).
Sir Pentious' went back to his usual demeanor, "Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal."
Niffty picked up from (Y/N)'s shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important." Alastor smirks.
"They're absolute assholes..." (Y/N) stated bluntly as everyone stared at her wide eyed, especially Charlie and Angel Dust.
Angel Dust was the only one who knew which two Vees that (Y/N) was specifically referring to and he completely agreed with his badass sister.
[NO. I'm not making Val a love interest for (Y/N) because he hurt Angel Dust. But Val will be obsessed with (Y/N) too, but not an official love interest bc no. Vox & Velvette will be included because Velvette has an amazing song & Vox is important]
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Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.
< New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money! >
Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.
< This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment! >
Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. Vox had a ring around his left ring finger, it had both a sun and moon engraved on it.
"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox laughed as he heard his phone ding, he checked it as he groaned.
Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox puts his phone down. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.
"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox crossed his legs.
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" Velvette exclaimed.
Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?"
"Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and..." Velvette pauses.
Off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.
Valentino screamed in background, "FUCKING BITCH!"
"Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it, Valentino!" Velvette yelled.
The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up, sighing, fixing up his bowtie. He quickly texted on his phone before shoving the phone into his pocket.
"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val." Vox walked to a platform with a forced smile, "Hey hey hey. Fuck my life." Vox had a dead expression as the platform raised up.
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Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying 'trust us!', before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked.
"When is your wife coming back on the program? People/demons miss her cooking and dance shows/competitions!" Another reporter asked.
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce..." Vox ignored the second question, answering the first.
The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading.
"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox forced a smile.
Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers. Vox's manager quickly rushed up to Vox.
"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" The Manager asked in a soft voice.
"Thirty seconds ago." Vox speaks in a strained voice as he walks off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox noted.
He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
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Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.
"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!" Velvette groaned, "UGH I miss my cake gal...She was the best fucking model I ever had." Velvette rolled her eyes.
As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" Vox looked around.
"Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette noted.
Vox sighs, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"
"Who knows?! But he tore up my second best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Velvette yells.
Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants.
"No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Velvette gasps, "Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox noted.
"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!"
Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes
"Fucking FINALLY!" Val throws his drink, "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink, "Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!"
As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox questioned, crossing his arms.
Valentino gets up, "Fucking Angel Dust!" He walks up to Vox, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!...I wouldn't talk about my Smokey Darlin' this way..." Val walks past him, "...fucking SLUT walked out on me!" He turns to Vox, "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox sounded surprised.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Val takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!!!"
As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half. Vox seemed pissed about that, that being his only communication to his wife.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?!" Val walks to the closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!"
"Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?.." Vox paused and smirked.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and..." Val stopped.
As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?" Val turns to the closet.
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." As Vox speaks, his left eye starts its hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.
"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Val starts.
Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
Vox's voice was distorted, "VAL..." He calms down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns, "Our brand is... perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will... do for our image?"
"Um.....fuck it up?" Val replied.
"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox questioned.
"No!" Val exclaimed.
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should..." Vox waited for Val to get it.
"Do nothing?" Val questioned.
Vox smirked, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the..." He pinches Val's cheek on his face, "Big bucks."
"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Val whined.
As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to TVs.
"Ohh, you know me too well." Val chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa..." Val smirked.
"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox smirked.
Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money...the Radio Demon is there...and even your esposa..." Val smirked.
Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.
Vox's voice was distorted, "What did you just say?"
"You heard me." Val smirked.
"Alastor..." Vox walks to Val, "...came back...and he is with Lucifer's..." Vox glitches, "...daughter and MY wife, and that wasn't the..." He grabs Val by the collar, "FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!"
Valentino frees himself from grip, "Hey! killing Alastor and fucking your wife is your kink."
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As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope. The scene, from a drone point of view, shows Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.
"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious cries.
"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." (Y/N) noted.
Angel Dust leans on (Y/N), "Nah. He's got a few more hits in him."
Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor smirked.
An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.
"Thank you...for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Haha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Pentious' eyes widened.
Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.
"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums." Alastor waved, as he grabbed (Y/N)'s hand.
"Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie yelled.
Angel Dust gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall."
Alastor sighed, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!"
With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.
Angel Dust giggles, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool."
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.
"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox?" Val slams his fist on the table, "VOX!?"
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static. He glitched rapidly at seeing (Y/N) with Alastor.
https://youtu.be/Ai4eh_OCxvw
Vox glitches, "That FUCKER is back! AND HE'S TOUCHING MY WIFE?!"
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"
"It's been seven years!" Vox clenched his fist.
Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
"You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?" Val smirked.
Vox grumbled, "Uh, FUCK YOU."
"Just saying." Val walks around him.
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox clenched his fist, "BUT NOW HE'S HITTING ON MY WIFE, THE FUCKER?!"
"THAT'S for sure." Val smirked.
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background.
The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.
Vox: Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!
As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.
Vox: Say hello to a new status quo.
Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug-ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks.
Vox: Everyone knows that there's a brand, new dawn, turn the TV on!
"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The director counted down.
Chorus: Welcome to the show!
Vox: Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence.
Vox had a horrible drawing of Alastor as he snapped to be on a night-late tv show with himself.
Vox: Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program.
So, the Radio Demon is back in town!
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I've got good news!
Vox appeared in front of a red curtain now.
Vox: He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile
Vox now appeared on multiple TV's and each dressed like a gospel choir. With the words 'Obey N' Pray'.
Vox: But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel.
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible!
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don't listen to a word he'd say.
Hope he had a nice vacay!
But he should have stayed away!
Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. (Y/N) noticed as well as she clenched her fist. Alastor noticed this and smirked. He smiles and walks away with an idea, pulling (Y/N) along. as Vox continues singing.
Vox: While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! (pulls out a deer head) And now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell's been better since he split.
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!
Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel as he puts (Y/N) on his lap.
Alastor: Salutations!
Good to be back on the air.
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast.
Sinners rejoice!
Vox: What a dated voice!
Alastor: Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.
"COME ON!" Vox exclaimed as he paused hearing (Y/N)'s laugh, "You wife fucker..."
Alastor: Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that.
Is nothing working?
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled.
Alastor: Every day he's got a new format!
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!" Vox exclaimed.
(Y/N): He's the shit that comes before that!
Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees!
"Oh, PLEASE." Vox crossed his arms.
Alastor: And here's the sugar on the cream.
He asked ME to join this team!
Vox grumbled, "Hold on!"
Alastor: I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.
As Alastor continued with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.
Vox [Glitches]: You old timey PRICK! I'll show you suffering!
Alastor: Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.
Vox [Signal breaking up.]: I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU YOU LITTLE...
The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.
(Y/N): I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
Let's begin.
Alastor smirked as he slowly turned into his true demon form with every sentence. His arms wrapping around (Y/N).
Alastor: I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone!
Tune on in.
When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run!
Oh, this will be fun!
Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time plus he had (Y/N) on his side.
"FUUUUUCK!" Vox yelled.
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The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.
"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's..." Vox slams the table, "...BRAT and that smiling freak! AND HE'S STEALING MY FUCKING WIFE?!"
Velvette paused before taking a deep breath, "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?"
Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Val smirked.
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox crossed his arms.
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Val sighed.
"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox grumbled.
"Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette noted.
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Val questioned.
Vox scoffs, "I think...I have JUST the one."
As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored.
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Back at the hotel, the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" (Y/N) smiled nervously.
Vaggie sighs, "Not a single new recruit."
"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel Dust groaned.
As Angel checks on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.
"Why, hello my dear..." Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face.
He falls when Vaggie brings out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and holds a peace sign gesture.
"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Pentious cried.
"What are you doing here?" (Y/N) asked.
Charlie appears behind Vaggie, "Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie gasps, "Oh! Hello again!"
"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Pentious questions.
Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grab his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.
Charlie gasps, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our..."
Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie, "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"
"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery...special little man!" Charlie forced a smile.
Angel Dust turns to Vaggie, "Aren't you supposed to protect this place?"
Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in.
Vaggie sighs, "I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine..." Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation, "...or even with the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing as Vaggie groans.
Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.
"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.
"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." Pentious smiled as he saw (Y/N) and squealed, "BABY SNAKE!!! [👋🥹💖]"
"Hello Pentious." (Y/N) smiled sweetly as she walked next to Pentious.
Angel follows soon afterwards, "Eh, I give you a week, tops."
Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.
"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the..." Charlie paused.
Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again, "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail."
"Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!" Charlie squealed.
Angel Dust put his arm around (Y/N), "Uh, what the hell are we then?"
"Well...Pumpkin is very VERY important to all of us...you're an important part of our family here too, Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie thought.
"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie bluntly said.
"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." (Y/N) smiled.
As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset at everything Vaggie described him to be. Niffty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.
"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie gestured to Niffty.
Niffty gasps, "The bad boy is back!"
Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.
Niffty spoke in a creepy whisper, "Never leave me again."
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have..." Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe.."
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart as Alastor spoke in a sinister tone, "I definitely remember you now."
Sir Pentious gulps nervously.
"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat, "...'How to apologize!'... The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"
Sir Pentious took a minute, "Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. Here." As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tore from Alastor's coat.
Alaster takes it and inspects the damage, "Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you."
Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned. The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.
"You obviously know Pumpkin, somehow, but that's not important! Pumpkin is our chef and entertainer along with her older brother, Angel Dust." Charlie smiled, "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie!" Charlie claps twice, "I like to sing!" She claps twice, "...and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She claps twice.
"My name's Sir Pentious" He claps twice, "I like to build." He claps twice, "...and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" Pentious claps twice.
"My name is (Y/N)." (Y/N) claps twice, "And I fucking hate the Vees." She claps once again, "And fucking assholes known as Angels..." She clapped twice again, "But I'm a fucking Badass, Mother Father!" (Y/N) clapped twice more.
When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.
"This is stupid." Angel Dust stated.
"This is not stupid!" Charlie claps twice, "It's just a game!" She claps twice, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" Charlie claps twice, seeming annoyed.
"I am too sober for this." Angel Dust groaned.
"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie smirked and clapped twice.
The next scene cuts to a role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop. As (Y/N) and Husk was an unattentive parents for some reason. Husk didn't mind, he'd got to drink with (Y/N) as she pet his fur.
"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Angel Dust paused, "Wow, who wrote this?" He whispered.
"It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie squealed.
"Hey you." Angel called.
"Who, me?" Pentious pointed to himself.
"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Angel groaned, "Oh, for fuck's sake."
(Y/N) paused her drinking when she heard the name. She shuddered as thoughts crowded into her mind.
"Not me! I have to go home and study!" Pentious stated.
"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead." Angel dully said.
"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Pentious smiled.
Charlie stands up and claps, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" Charlie chuckles, "Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."
"I..I'm going to bed." As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.
"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie cheers.
"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Pentious smiled.
"Good Job, Pentious." (Y/N) smiled.
"AWWWW!! THANKS BABY SNAKE!!! [💖]" Pentious hugged (Y/N).
(Y/N) backed up from the hug and quickly rushed after Angel Dust. Husk was drunk, thinking about (Y/N) petting him again later.
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In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.
Valentino's Voice Message:
Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-
ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-
Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-
YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Hey, Angie! About earlier-
-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!
Work's really stressful!
-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
[dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.
"Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel sighs sadly.
Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.
"You slippery little shit!" Angel yelled.
Sir Pentious screams.
"You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel Dust narrows his eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!" Pentious shots back.
Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.
"Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him.
Angel becomes hypnotized, "Fuck!"
Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, (Y/N), Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.
Charlie yawns, "What's going on?"
"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel Dust gestured to Pentious
"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious hugs the three girls.
"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel Dust smirked.
Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.
"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Pentious sounded nervous.
Vox immediately picks up.
"Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!" Vox laughed.
"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Pentious begged.
"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!" Vox hung up.
Sir Pentious was crying, "I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.
"Gladly." Vaggie smirked.
Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Charlie stops her and starts singing. She smiles.
https://youtu.be/V7NaFOMjFYY
Charlie: Wait! Pentious?
It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door.
One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.
The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts!
But sorry is where it starts!
Sir Pentious: Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
I don't deserve your amnesty.
Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.
Angel Dust and Vaggie: Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?
(Y/N) stand in front of Pentious. As Pentious' eyes sparkle.
(Y/N): That's an option you could choose.
Angel Dust and Vaggie: Works for us.
(Y/N) puts her hand out to Pentious who takes it immediately.
Charlie: But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry.
Sir Pentious: Sorry.
Charlie: Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!
Sir Pentious: I'm so sorry!
(Y/N): And your journey's underway!
All 3: It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins
But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry.
As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.
"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away, "Not a bad boy."
Charlie happily sighs, "Good first day! Let's get some rest!"
As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.
"WHAT?!?" Vox yelled.
Vox paused when he realized that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughed evilly.
"You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!" Alastor smirked.
With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.
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Later, Angel was laying on his bed as he listened to more voice messages from Val threatening him. There was a knock to his door as (Y/N) slowly opened it.
"Hey...Can I come in?" (Y/N) smiled.
Angel smirked and sat up, "Of course...You're always invited into my room..."
(Y/N) walks inside as she closes the door behind her, "...Val is talking to you still..Isn't he?" (Y/N) turned to face her brother.
Angel paused, "Yeah...Yeah, He is." Angel hugs his knees, "Is Vox still denying the divorce?"
"Heh, Hell Yeah..." (Y/N) walked to Angel Dust and sat next to him, "All because I was a fucking mess..." (Y/N) messed up her own hair, "Fuck..."
Angel Dust looked at (Y/N) with pure sympathy, "...I thought...I was in love when in reality..."
"Shitty piece of shit." The two say at the same time before laughing.
https://youtu.be/GBmBiVwwGxU
We have a small scene change to stage as both siblings are on the stage. (Y/N) wore a ripped up wedding dress as Angel Dust wore some stripper clothes. (Y/N) stepped onto center stage as she looked at the ring on her necklace that had a TV in marked on it. An illusion of Vox in a suit and tie appeared.
(Y/N): Till death do us part
But, we're already past that phase
(Y/N) saw Vox circle her and smirked. (Y/N) felt completely disgusted as she waved the illusion away. As (Y/N) looked down at the bouquet in her hand as she was shaking. Angel Dust quickly noticed and rushed to his sister, putting his hands on her shoulders.
Angel Dust: This is a brand new start
And I think we deserve some praise...
For the way that we are
(Y/N): Despite having overdosed
Angel Dust: And ending up comatose
The two laughed as they held each other's hands. They smiled at each other since both their problems connected with one of the Vees, plus siblings stick together.
(Y/N): I don't give a damn
I've let my emotions go
Angel Dust: Fuck being a sober hoe
(Y/N) let go of Angel's hands as she turned and walked around the now empty space as she sighed, her arms spread wide. It was now in a bedroom with Vox in the bed. (Y/N) seemed disgusted as a glitchy chain formed around her neck as she was brought to her knees.
(Y/N): This is the mantra
This is my life
(Y/N) ran her fingers through her hair in pure stress and suffering as tears filled her eyes.
(Y/N): You're playing with now
Till the end of the night
Angel Dust tries to go help her but he is stopped by an invisible force as tears fill his eyes as well.
Angel Dust: Surrounded by fire
The passion ignites
Both: A hit of that Heaven and Hell
A helluva high
The siblings were on opposite sides of the screen, a split screen moment, as they leaned on the small thin black line between them with regretful looks on their faces.
Both: I'm addicted to the madness
This hotel is my Atlantis
(Y/N) sees her friends and brother on her side as Angel Dust only sees (Y/N) on his side. Both are smiling now.
Both: We're forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin
Let me leave my soul to burn and I'll be breathin' it in
(Y/N) lays on the bed next to the illusion of Vox as she looks at Vox who was raging about Alastor as (Y/N) just had to listen. (Y/N) drinks a bottle of whiskey.
(Y/N): I'm addicted to the feeling
Getting higher than the ceiling
Angel Dust walks out of the room as an illusion of Val could be seen smirking and putting on his clothes. Angel Dust seemed so traumatized. Angel Dust clenched his fist.
Angel: And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end
Just concede and give in to your inner demons again
[INSTRUMENTAL DANCE BREAK]
Angel Dust pauses as he sees an illusion Val, his heart drops with pure fear in his eyes.
Angel Dust: Yeah, you fell in love
But, you fell deeper in this pit
A misty pink chain forms around Angel's neck as it pulls him. Tears form in his eyes as he tries to pull away.
Angel: While death rains from above
So count your blessings cause this is it
(Y/N) quickly ran over and dusted the illusion away as she turned to Angel Dust and put her hands on his cheeks, on his face.
(Y/N): You're not letting it go
So, what if we misbehave?
It's what everybody craves
(Y/N) smirked as Angel chuckled and looked at his sister with pure admiration.
(Y/N): You already know
So, come if you're feeling brave
And fancy yourself a mate
Angel Dust strikes some poses as (Y/N) laughs and smiles.
Angel Dust: You want it, I got it
See what you like?
We could have it all
By the end of the night
(Y/N) placed some money on the table as Angel seemed horrified as (Y/N) then burned the money as Angel smirked and laughed.
(Y/N): Your money and power
My sinful delight
A hit of that Heaven and Hell
A helluva high
The siblings were on opposite sides of the screen, a split screen moment, as they leaned on the small thin black line between them with regretful looks on their faces.
Both: I'm addicted to the madness
This hotel is my Atlantis
(Y/N) sees her friends and brother on her side as Angel Dust only sees (Y/N) on his side. Both are smiling now.
Both: We're forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin
Let me leave my soul to burn and I'll be breathin' it in
(Y/N) lays on the bed next to the illusion of Vox as she looks at Vox who was raging about Alastor as (Y/N) just had to listen. (Y/N) drinks a bottle of whiskey.
(Y/N): I'm addicted to the feeling
Getting higher than the ceiling
Angel Dust walks out of the room as an illusion of Val could be seen smirking and putting on his clothes. Angel Dust seemed so traumatized. Angel Dust clenched his fist.
Angel: And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end
Just concede and give in to your inner demons again
(Y/N): Just concede and give in to your inner demons again
[INSTRUMENTAL DANCE BREAK PT. 2]
Both: I'm addicted to the feeling
Getting higher than the ceiling
And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end
Just concede and give in to your inner demons again
The two are now back in their room, laying on the bed. Feeling satisfied on letting their anger out in some way. But the sad tone comes in again as (Y/N)'s phone buzzed. (Y/N) sat up and saw who it was as she sighed and got up from the bed.
"I've...gotta go..." (Y/N) smiled sadly.
"Where ya' going?" Angel asked, concerned.
"...Don't worry!" (Y/N) smiled as she walked out of the room and closed the door.
(Y/N) paused as she sighed sadly. She turned away from the door and walked off, walking towards the entrance of the hotel.
(Y/N): I'm addicted to the sorrow
When the buzz ends by tomorrow
(Y/N) saw Husk sleeping at the bar as she takes off her jacket and covers Husk with it, petting his head as she smiles sadly.
(Y/N): There's another rush of poison flowing into my veins
Giving me a dose of pleasure that resides by the pain
Her sun and moon tattoo glowed bright yellow and gray as she put her hands on the door to the hotel.
(Y/N): I'm addicted, I'm dependent
Looking awesome, feeling helpless
(Y/N) looked back at the hotel and smiled sadly.
(Y/N): And I know I'm raisin' cane by every highway in Hell
Maybe things won't be so terrible inside this hotel
(Y/N) left the hotel as the doors slowly closed behind her. Charlie walks out from her hiding place as tears streamed down her cheeks. She never knew that (Y/N) was dealing with something other than the hotel, (Y/N)'s words to Charlie felt like a knife in the side. She needs to help (Y/N) no matter what.
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