Music starts to play as we first see Charlie who jumps onto the words spelling her name as she does a pose

Singer: Jump up
Kick back
Whip around
And spin

We then see Vaggie who holds her spear as she does a flip and lands perfectly next to the letters spelling her name

Singer: Hazbin- Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!

The next part shows Micheal as he grabs his pistol and spins it as he shoots it at the screen as he blows the smoke coming out of the barrel and throws a knife right into the letters spelling his name

Singer: And then jump and do it again

We then see Angel Dust as he smirks and leans against the letters spelling his name while doing a finger gun emote which he does aimed at the screen

Singer: Hazbin- Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!

We see Husk and Nifty high five as the two take some drinks before leaning against the letters of their names with Husk's name on the left and nifty's name on the right

Singer: and then jump and do it again
Hazbin Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!

We then see Sir Pentious as he laughs evilly but then punches his fist on the letters of his name as he groans in pain

Singer: Hazbin Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!

We finally see Alastor as He does a menacing look to the camera as his tentacles wrap around the letters of his name as Alastor laughs

Singer: Just jump up, kick back, whip around and spin!

We then see the crew looking at the camera as they then spin away off screen as the title card was shown

Narrator (Adam): Episode 3: Scrambled Eggs

We start off with seeing Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner which says "Happy First week Sir Pentious!" As we see Charlie and Vaggie

Charlie: I can't believe Pentious is actually staying with us!

Vaggie: You do know Pentious tried to take over the city with his war machine

Charlie: Well I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

Sir Pentious shows up pushing in a large weapon he created

Vaggie: Pentious whats that?

Sir Pentious: Oh this? This is my skin flayer 1000! I'm looking forward to shooting the other residents since they're being too nice to me!

Vaggie: That's because they are being nice to you!

Sir Pentious: Well I always need to be prepared! *sees something* Oh Hey the new parts of my machine are here!

The screen shifts over to two people with one of them wheeling in a box of parts

Odette: *to Sir Pentious* sign here. *Hands Sir Pentious a clipboard which he signs* Than you and enjoy your Carmilla purchase.

Sir Pentious: No thank you.

Odette and the other person (who's name I haven't figured out) leave

Vaggie: Carmilla? As in Carmilla Carbine?! You're buying parts from a overlord?!

Sir Pentious: Of course! She's the top weapons dealer in hell! Plus I had to use Micheal's room to store the parts-

Micheal: *offscreen* Oh my god! There's parts everywhere! Dammit! Come on! God damm you Sir Pentious! Also why are your egg bois here?! Fuck sake man!

The real question for this, was this a scene? *whispers* absolutely fucking not.

Vaggie: Well you are not building weapons in this hotel and mostly the people in this hotel want to make you feel welcome.

Aiden: Are you sure about that?

Vaggie: *grabs her spear and throws it offscreen*

Aiden: *gets hit by the spear in the knee* Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Pentious: Who the heck is that?

Vaggie: that's Aiden, our beloved and hateful author. He loves to make stories.

Aiden: That's true!

Sir Pentious: Well mostly I have my doubts, The bartender hates me, so does Angel, and Nifty she's horny as a how they say...... I don't know what they call them.

Aiden: is it Horny as a motherfucker?

Sir Pentious: Yes that's the one! Thank you Author!

Aiden: I got you Pentious homie!

Micheal: *shows up holding Sir Pentious's egg bois* First off sir Pentious your egg bois have got to go, secondly I'm gonna be back. See you all later. *walks out of the hotel with the egg bois*

Sir Pentious: No!! Not my egg bois!

John Marston: Serves him right!

Aiden: Dude what the fuck?!-

Later We cut to Micheal and the egg bois walking through the streets of Pentagram city

Micheal: Man first I have to deal with sir Pentious and now this.

Egg Boi: You do know Micheal, I like your suit.

Micheal: That's the first I've heard of.

Suddenly Micheal stops when he feels something watching him

Micheal: Wait... before we continue. Do you guys get the feeling someone is going to show up?

Egg Boi: No?

Micheal: Well then who would? Who would show up behind me? Zestial?

The egg bois notice someone behind Micheal as they cower in fear

Micheal: Let me guess. Zestial is behind me isn't he?

Egg Boi: *nods*

Micheal: Bring it on.

Zestial: *offscreen* hark, Micheal Morningstar. How is your day?

Micheal: *turns around to face Zestial* Zestial. Good to see you. What's it been 5 months since we last saw each other?

Zestial: Make that six. How's your family?

Micheal: They've been doing well. Jimmy is just his usual self, Tracey is getting more friends, Chris is just about to make sure he becomes a family man like me and Amanda is doing yoga now. Isn't that something?

Zestial: It is, speaking of which I was wanting to ask if you wanted to come to a overlord meeting.

Micheal: I've never been to one yet. But what will I get out of it?

Zestial: When it's over. I'll ask Carmilla to hand you weaponry you can use just in case the angels show up

Micheal: Good. A deal is a deal. *offers his hand to Zestial*

Zestial: *shakes Micheal's hand*

Doesn't that count as dealing with a overlord-

Micheal: Shut up Aiden!

Aiden: Jesus. Sorry.

Micheal: Sorry, he makes me mad.

Micheal and Zestial walk to the meeting place as the egg bois follow

Micheal: So Zestial. How's been your life so far?

Zestial: It's been mostly fine. What about you?

Micheal: I've been alright, I've been helping my sister run this hotel she's running but I'm afraid it's gonna end badly. For her or for me.

Zestial: Hmm..

Eventually they reach a building as Zestial and Micheal enter a elevator

Micheal: *to the egg bois* While I do this meeting, you guys stay here. And guard the elevator.

Egg Boi: You got it boss!

The elevator closes as it goes up

Egg Boi: *notices one of the other egg bois on the elevator* Oh look, Frank is up there

Egg Boi 2#: We have names?

Egg Boi: Maybe.

Aiden: *grabs a shotgun as his eyes start glowing* We can't expect God to do all the work-

We cut to Micheal and Zestial reaching the top as they step out of the elevator

Micheal: You go inside really quick Zestial. I got to take a smoke break.

Zestial walks into the meeting room as Micheal leans against a wall and grabs a cigarette which he starts to smoke as other overlords come out of the other elevators and they all enter the meeting room but one stops to notice Micheal, that being Rosie

Rosie: Micheal Morningstar? Is that you?

Micheal: Oh hey it's Rosie, Hell's finest overlord who runs Cannibal Town, aka the town where I got that brain piece thrown... into my EYE! Sorry I just got a bit worked up

Rosie: It's fine, say how's Charlie?

Micheal: She's doing fine, She told me to say Hi for her to you.

Rosie: Oh how nice, well tell her I said hi back. Will you?

Micheal: Of course.

Rosie enters the room as Micheal continues to smoke his cigarette

Micheal: *notices the egg Boi aka Frank enter the meeting room* Oh for fuck's sake. That god damm egg Boi didn't listen to me. Well it's better to keep him. *puts on some sunglasses and rolls up his sleeves*

Zestial: *sits down and clears his throat as the other overlords look to him* We have a special guest for today, please welcome Micheal Morningstar

Micheal: *enters the room as a crowd applause was heard as he sits down in a chair* Hello fellow overlords!

At that moment, we're introduced to Carmilla Carbine

Carmilla: Welcome hell sovereign overlords, I've invited you all here cause you represent the controlling power of our city, together you own millions of souls, souls at risk with the new extermination schedule, we need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest. *to Zestial* Zestial so good to see you my friend

Zestial: Enchanted as always Carmilla

Carmilla: *notices Micheal* Micheal Morningstar?

Micheal: Hello Miss Carbine, nice to see you, and nice to see we're all together. All of us. Except Alastor he's still absent

Carmilla: Well, Welcome then Micheal. Anyways this year's extermination was brutal, far more even then year's past. We have assessed that about 16 percent of the population was lost. With the angelic legions returning twice as quickly. I think it prudent we-

Velvet: *slams open the door* Yeah yeah I got it Vox. Are you doubting me? Look I got it handled, yes I know they're all a joke and- *notices Micheal* Yeah thank you Vox. See you soon. *hangs up the call she had on her phone*

Carmilla: Nice of you to join Us Velvette, will your colleagues join us?

Velvet: No they have better shit to do then listen to a old windbag who thinks she's tough shit, I'm here to represent. But may I ask why Micheal fucking Morningstar is here?

Micheal: I'm here just because the offer was present to me and I took it. Velvet, by the way After this meeting, Tell Vox that I said fuck you

Velvet: Oh is That so? Last time I saw you, you were friendly to me and the other Vees, you're like a shell now

Micheal: Go fuck yourself. Are you just some kind of pure asshole who always takes orders from Vox and Valentino? What is it because you're sometimes yelling at your staff cause they don't do their works?

Velvet: Well mostly you're the hypocrite and I'm the smart one

Micheal: Oh yeah you're a fucking hero so above it all!

Velvet: Oh yeah well I'm not above to rip open your fucking chest to see what's replaced your heart!

Micheal: Rip it open! See what's there baby cause I'm ready! *clears his throat* sorry. Carmilla go on

Carmilla: Anyways. So as I was saying, we need to discuss-

Velvet: *raises her hand*

Carmilla: *sighs* Yes Velvet?

Velvet: Well on the subject of discussion I found this. *throws a severed angel head onto the table*

Micheal: a Fucking angel?! Did you kill him?!

Velvet: What kind of fucking monster do you take me for Micheal?! No I didn't kill him!

Carmilla: Where did you get this?

Velvet: We found it during extermination day. If these holy rollers can be killed, the game can be changed, we can take the fight to them. The boys and I came up with a assault plan.

Micheal: Oh yeah no worries there cause one I have a bunch of weapons in my house all loaded up.

Velvet: Is that sarcasm Micheal?

Micheal: Oh you're fucking A-right it's Sarcasm, you fuck. A few weeks ago before this, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool. And then Velvet and the other vees show up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I did honest mistakes I did a decade ago! We, and by we I mean me, are flat out of money, I still have money but hey let's go spend two million on ammo for guns so I can go kill Fucking Angels!! FORGIVE ME! YOU IGNORANT FUCK VELVET! BUT SARCASM IS ALL I FUCKING GOT! SARCASM! AND A ROOM FULL OF YOU CUNTS!

Velvet: Yes! Woo! Welcome Back Man! It is the old you!

Zestial: If it true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more foolish than I be thought.

Velvet: Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking exorcist! I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind old man?

Zestial: We know not how this perished, mayhaps twas not by a demon's hand at all, if we rush to war without knowing mightn't they purge all of hell for daring a uprising?

Velvet: *in her thoughts* Ah shit! I forgot how the person killed the angel, but how? Maybe I could try to say it again but no it wouldn't work. *normal voice* Oh I get it, so Grandpa is too pussy to fight so I guess there's no point. Right?

Micheal: Well there is no point, besides me hating that FUCKING ANGEL LEADER ADAM WHO I WANT TO KILL SO BADLY!!! Sorry I still get worked up.

Zestial: *glares at Velvet*

Velvet: Oh whats the matter Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab-

Carmilla: you better show some respect
Check your behavior
No one speaks to Zestial that way
Did you expect us to sit back and take your insolent brazen display?

Micheal: Wait we're singing now?

Velvet: Haha, you got it twisted
I'm not the one who needs a new attitude
Maybe you missed it but I'm that hash tag bitch!
And I will do nothing then what I please, Woo!
I'm the backbone of the Vees and Micheal here is the son to Lucifer

Micheal: Wait I'm not on her side I promise!

Velvet: Mad that I acted repectless
Well its cause no one could respect this
Sorry group attending
Since when are overlords too scared to fight?
You're long past trending
Sorry babe but I ain't swiping right
You've lost your relevance-

Zestial: We can't act without more intelligence

Velvet: No wonder I'm so respectless
I could eat you lot for breakfast

Carmilla: You and the Vees are Inane and uninformed
Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned

Velvet: oops, did I strike a nerve
Cause when I brought out the Angel's head
Couldn't help but observe
That your wrinkled face was turning red
Why are you avoiding War
That's what the guns you sell are for
Thanks to my being repectless
But firstly Micheal here could know why the Angel's headless
But maybe I could ask you on how you know the angel is headless
Do you have a full disclosure?

Carmilla: This meeting is over! *glares at Velvet*

Micheal: *stares silently as he looks to Rosie who looks to him* I don't know why, but what the fuck? Why did we just literally have a song in here, fuck me I mean I love it and all but firstly velvet, You don't ask a type of question like that. But one thing is for certain, this is why I broke up the friendship between you and me

Velvet: Fine. Safe travels to the nursing home, fuckheads, oh and Micheal, one more thing, if I see you again, You're dead meat. *leaves the room*

Zeezi: What the hell? We literally just got here.

All of the overlords leave as Micheal sees Carmilla and Zestial go into a secret room as he notices Frank

Micheal: *to frank* Hey you. I think I have something for you to do, do this and I'll make sure you can see Sir Pentious again.

Meanwhile with Charlie and Vaggie

Vaggie: Angel what the actual fuck?

It turns out she said that cause they were standing in a BDSM club (which i really regret saying now)

Angel Dust: Oh come on its better to have fun with BDSM, hell Aiden himself is here

Aiden: *offscreen* Don't talk to me! And don't look to me! I'm the Narrator!

The camera then turns to Husk who is purring as he was being massaged

Husk: You know this isn't bad at all.. *chuckles a little*

Nifty: *shows up wearing a dominate like outfit* I'm ready to punish some bad boys.

Husk: *to himself in his thoughts*

Husk quickly walks off screen

Charlie: *to the screen* Everyone asking the question if all of this was real? Absolutely fucking not. I pulled a Leonardo DiCaprio part right there. *laughs to herself*

Vaggie: Angel I can't believe you brought us here.

Angel Dust: What? It's for Trust exercise right?

Vaggie: Not that kind of trust. I think I just got one in my mind.

We then cut to a rooftop to see everyone except vaggie being shocked as this trust exercise Vaggie was thinking took them to a turf war going on

Angel Dust: *sighs* Ah shit, here we go again with the turf war.

Vaggie: You all will need to buckle up for this! *grabs Sir Pentious* You're going first!

Sir Pentious: Wait wait wait I need my minions!- *gets thrown off the roof* Fuck you Vaggie!!!!! *hits the ground*

Vaggie: *grabs Angel Dust* This is for bringing us to that sex dungeon!

Angel Dust: Wait wait wait!- *gets thrown off the roof* Oh fuck me. *lands on top of Sir Pentious*

Damm! This is getting god damm crazy!

Husk: *notices Vaggie turn to him* Oh hell no! Nope! I'm out! Nope! *runs through a door to exit the rooftop*

Vaggie: *grabs Nifty* You are gonna make this work!

Nifty: Yay!

Charlie: Vaggie wait! *grabs Nifty off of Vaggie* There are other ways to this!

Vaggie: It's the only way Charlie! How many exterminations do we need to go through before these idiots get their shits together? Or how many people do you have to watch be killed?

Charlie: Vaggie....

Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways, I'm supposed to protect you, to make your dreams a reality, and I'm supposed to never fail you.

Charlie: Vaggie you didn't fail me.

Angel Dust: *offscreen* I blame you for this Crazy bitch!

Vaggie: If I can't help you what's the point?

Charlie: Vaggie don't say that-

Vaggie: Charlie, I know you're gonna hate me for this but Micheal he's acting strange

Charlie: He's not acting Strange-

Vaggie: Yes he is! Strange enough it will destroy our loyalty! To him! I'm sorry just I need to be alone.

Angel Dust then comes out of the rooftop door with Sir Pentious

Angel Dust: Nailed it!

Charlie: Let's just go home guys. *walks through the door*

Angel Dust: Oh come on! I just climbed up those stairs! Come on Pentious

Angel Dust leaves with Sir Pentious leaving Vaggie alone on the roof as we later cut inside that secret room where we see Carmilla, Zestial and Carmilla's two daughters Odette and Clara

Carmilla: *mutters in spanish*

Zestial: Carmilla, What troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee

Carmilla: It's nothing Zestial, really.

Zestial: The felled angel? Twas by thy hand, was it not?

Carmilla: Let's not talk about it.

Clara: Mom... Maybe he should know

Carmilla: No one should know. I did what I had to do, I'm not discussing this.

We then pan over to Frank who's hiding behind a plant pot as he heard what Carmilla said as he eavesdropped in as music begins to play

Zestial: What weighs on your soul old friend?
I implore you to share the load
If it was thou who slew the angel
Why not let your strength be known?

Carmilla: I always thought
That I would keep blood off my face
But when that thing attacked, I had to act
To cross that line and keep them safe
But if anyone knew
Then all of hell would rise to war
And who's to say who'd survive the fray
I might lose the ones I was killing for
So I.. I'll be your keeper
Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes
I'll keep you safe and keep this secret

Vaggie: When I saw your face
You made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place
And it felt so good to be understood
But there's so much I wished that I could say
So I... I'll be your armor
Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes
I'll spend my life being your partner

Carmilla: and I don't know what we might face
But I know I can't replace you so
I'll do anything to save you

Vaggie: and I will try to make your dreams come true

Carmilla/Vaggie: Whatever we go through
I know I...

Carmilla: Will be your keeper

Vaggie: and I'll be your armor

Carmilla and Vaggie: Whatever it takes!
I'll make the mistakes!
Whatever it takes!

As the song ends we cut to the other egg bois searching through garbage

Egg Boi: Haha! I love Garbage!

We see Micheal waiting near the elevator as it then opens to reveal Frank

Micheal: *to Frank* So what did you hear?

Frank: First the old guy was "you're not yourself, you're the one that killed the angel" and the lady she said "Whatever it takes!" Or something-

Micheal: Wait. What was that last thing you said?

Frank: She killed the angel?

Micheal: The angel dying by Carmilla Carbine- *realizes* Hook Line and fucking Sinker! That's what I'm talking about!

Frank: What is it?

Micheal: This Angel, Velvet had the head of the angel, and with Carmilla killing that angel, I know it now! Adam wants us dead in six months because that angel was killed! Now I can finally prove to Adam and Lute that I know what they're up to! Of fucking course!

Frank: You're a genius Boss!

Micheal: *stares silently at Frank* what did I say about calling me Boss? I said call me Micheal!

Frank: Sorry.

We cut back to the hotel where we see Charlie as Vaggie approaches her

Vaggie: Hey.

Charlie: Hey.

Vaggie: I'm sorry I got so crazy today,

Charlie: No I'm sorry, I'm sorry i put pressure on you. We work as a team, I just thought it would be easier but we'll figure it out. Besides look what the exercises you made them do, look at what they're doing now

The camera pans over to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust. Nifty and Husk

Angel Dust: You know it was funny when that buff guy started to beat the shit out of you!

Sir Pentious: Yes the one with the dismembered arm! Yes that was unpleasant but funny as well!

Nifty: I like that part

Husk: Well hey at least you can take a beating like a champ. You did okay Pentious

Sir Pentious: Did I? I suppose I did get into a little of the old rough and Tumble today. And thank you angel for helping me

Angel Dust: Hey no problem. We friends?

Sir Pentious: Friends for life!

Angel Dust and Sir Pentious then do the predator mid air arm wrestling thing to make their friendship start as they started to laugh as the camera pans back over to Vaggie and Charlie

Vaggie: Well look at that. *notices Micheal showing up with the egg bois* Hey Micheal, guess you couldn't get rid of the egg bois huh?

Micheal: They proved to be useful. But I found out the reason why the fuck Adam moved the extermination to six months! I fucking found out Carmilla Carbine killed a angel last extermination day!

Husk: *spits out his drink*

Charlie: What?!

Vaggie: No way...

Sir Pentious: Wait Carmilla Carbine killed a angel? How fucking Ruthless she is! Hey that's the first time I said the F word.

Micheal: Yes! Later I'm gonna get another meeting with Adam and Lute and I'm gonna talk to them and possibly stop the extermination! Woo!!!

Micheal walks to his room as Sir Pentious runs to the egg bois and hugs them

Sir Pentious: I'm glad you're back my eggs! I'm so glad!

Frank: We missed you boss!

Vaggie: You know what, Sir Pentious you can keep those egg minions, but no more weapons, you understand?

Sir Pentious; I understand miss Vagatha!

Vaggie: It's Vaggie.

Sir Pentious: Sorry but I had to use my gentlemen way of saying your name!

Meanwhile in Micheal's room we see him putting up a billboard on his wall as he puts a picture of Adam and Lute on the billboard and stabs the picture with a knife

Micheal: I'll be ready for you two. You'll be dead motherfuckers. *laughs evilly*

Micheal keeps laughing evilly as suddenly his door closes as we cut to see Husk who was eavesdropping on Micheal

Husk: Shit. Micheal is becoming more unhinged now. I'll make sure to keep a eye on him.

Husk walks away as the episode ends

Cast List

Ned Luke

Elsie Lovelock

Monica Franco (Singing Voice: Kimiko Glenn)

Edward Bosco

Lili Cooper (Singing Voice: Herself)

James Monroe Iglehart (Sorry for the misspelling), (Singing Voice: Himself)

Micheal Kovach

Daphne Rubin-Vega (Singing Voice: Herself)

Michelle Marie

Keith David

The end.