Overture

Hi everyone! I'm really excited to write Hazbin Hotel again and I'm really excited for this series. Before we get started, I wanted to tell all of you about Tyler's new character upgrade so here it is.

This character upgrade is about Tyler's many expressions through his eyes. This all corresponds to his emotions so I really hope you like it. It took me a while to figure out what shapes I need to put for certain emotions but overall I'm happy to get the surface of it covered and I think I'll add more if I figure out what shapes I need to put.

Here is the introduction to him in the first episode. I tried to fit in with his background and his character so I really hope you like it. Anyways hope you like the update and let's get right into the chapter!

" once upon a time, there was a place full of light guarded by golden gates called heaven. Angela there were made by pure light. Lucifer was one of those angels. He loves his dream of spreading new ideas but the angels thought he was being reckless. Angels came to earth to spread good but Lucifer was cast aside. When the first humans, Adam and his wife Lilith came, she refuse to let him take control of her and because of that she ran away from him which angered him. Lucifer found her independent alluring and together, they have the second women, Eve eat the fruit of knowledge and show them freedom. This angered the angels and God. Because of this, the angels cast both Lucifer and Lilith into the depths of what was created called Hell. Lucifer lost all of his dreams. However, Lilith didn't. She sang and danced which created Hell and have her more powers then ever. She wanted to created a world of her dreams which was to have people in hell go to the wonderful heaven. But the angels made a cruel decision to do an extermination once a year and slaughter the sinners in hell. So that they could never rise again. But Lilith's hope remained as her dreams were passed down by her precious daughter. The princess of hell" said Charlie as she closed the book which was the story of hell. She held a key to her hands. " don't worry mom. I'll make you proud"

Vaggie and Tyler came in as he held a clipboard in his left arm.

" um... Charlie?" Said Tyler.

" ah! Oh shit! Did you two hear that?" Said Charlie.

" yeah. We were right there" said Vaggie as she pointed at the receptionist desk.

" sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps" said Charlie as she looked out the window and back at them.

Vaggie and Tyler sat next to Charlie as Vaggie placed a hand on Charlie's shoulder.

" it's ok Charlie" said Vaggie.

" we enjoy your story. It's really interesting" said Tyler. " but... are you ok?"

" I'm fine. Just... thinking. You know? Family stuff"

" did you hear from your mom yet?" Said Vaggie.

Charlie sadly shook her head.

" how long has it even been now?" Said Tyler.

" not that long. Only about seven years... off doing something important. I'm sure. This kingdom is something she really cared about" said Charlie as she got up as well as Vaggie and Tyler.

" well... at least your not alone now" said Vaggie as she hugged Charlie.

" I just hope what I'm doing here will work" said Charlie as they sat back down.

" it will. I have faith in you" said Vaggie.

" and Tyler, I will find Yuri for you. That's a promise I will keep forever even if it takes me millions of years" said Charlie.

" yeah but... do I even have that long? Does Yuri even have that long?" Said Tyler.

" it's ok. I know she is still there. We just need to keep looking. I will find her for you" said Charlie.

" thanks Charlie. I really appreciate it" said Tyler. " common. Alastor said that he has something to show us"

Tyler got up as well as Vaggie.

Charlie followed them as they sat down on a couch with a TV in front of them as well as Alastor.

It showed Alastor filming a demon killing another demon while asking questions whether if they want to join the hotel. He showed around the place as well as introducing Charlie and all of the other staff members there.

The tv turned off as Vaggie, Charlie and Tyler starred with no words out of their mouth.

" so... what do you think?" Said Alastor.

" I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?!" Said Vaggie.

" I have so many things I wanna say but I don't even know where to fucking start" said Tyler.

" uh yeah. One note Alastor. First off, thank you for making this seriously amazing but maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to come here. But this makes it... look..." before Charlie could finish, Vaggie finished her sentence.

" bad. The word you're looking for is bad" said Vaggie.

" funny I was going for hilarious" said Alastor.

" funny I thought it was horrible or even terrible" said Tyler sarcastically.

" um... it didn't explain anything about how to save demons from extermination which was supposed to be the point" said Sara which is one of Tyler's sash's.

" ah! Ugh I forgot your connected to Ty. Sorry Sara" said Vaggie.

" it's ok. I feel a bit nervous talking to all of you guys in my current state" said Sara.

" Sara is right Alastor. The commercial was supposed to let sinners know we are here to help them" said Charlie.

" well my dear. I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone knows me because of my radio show the proper medium to express one's self but all of you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement so I have a little fun with it" said Alastor as he referred to the tv.

" fun? You had a little fun with it? Well this is not what we want to represent us when you showed up here a week ago and you told us you would help run this hotel instead your mocking us. Nobody wants to come to this place when a powerful overlord like you thinks this a waste of time" said Vaggie as she stood up on the couch before Tyler nudged her to sit back down.

A hand stood up from a couch next to them which Angel Dust was lying on it.

" yes Angel?" Said Tyler as he and the two girls look at him now.

" well what if you want to do a commercial just take an advantage of a celebrity right here" said he point all four of his arms to him while picking up a beer bottle.

" Angel you're a porn star" said Tyler.

" a very famous porn star sweet face" said Angel " I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in"

" Angel for the last time we are not filming porn as a commercial" said Tyler.

" why not?" Said Angel " sex cells don't it. I swear if you film me with mr fancy talk creepy voice here you'll all be be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel" " wanna throw yourself in sweet face"

" haha never going to happen" said Alastor as he stood next to him.

" I'm going to have to pass on that. I already have eyes on someone" said Tyler.

" your loss sweet face" said Angel as he shrugged.

" Angel I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to have people come to the hotel but... I really don't want to exploit you in that way" said Charlie.

" oh please baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. I got the legs! The gag reflex. The holes. The chest block" Angel kept going as Vaggie and Tyler listen and Charlie got a phone call.

" I'll be right back" said Charlie as she excused herself.

" I can keep going all night baby!" Said Angel.

" and I can keep trying ways to kill myself all night" said Tyler sarcastically.

" same" said Vaggie agreeing with Tyler.

" hey I have a question. If freaky face there is so powerful" said Angel as he pointed at Alastor " then why can't he just make people stay here?"

" oh trust me. I can" said Alastor as his deer horns grew larger.

" why do you think I'm here?" Said a voice behind them.

They looked behind as Husk standing behind the bar counter taking a sip of his beer drink.

" you think I want to clean bottles and listening to you fuck bitches moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Said Husk.

" I like being force" said Nifty as she stood up next to Husk behind the counter next to him.

" keep that to yourself Nif" said Husk.

" oh what? You don't love being here with me whiskers?" Said Angel.

" call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat" said Husk.

" kinky. Common keep talking dirty" said Angel.

" *sigh* Angel let Husky do his job and no we can't force sinners to stay here" said Vaggie as she stood up.

" they need to choose to. Ok we can't take their free will and force them do something they aren't ready for" said Tyler.

" I'm choosing to stay here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell Ty. That's kinda the end of the road ain't it?" Said Angel. " besides your here because you wanna find your little girlfriend~"

" there is no proof that anyone has made it out alive but I want to try if it's true. And yes, I want to find Yuri. My priorities are helping Charlie and Vaggie and finding Yuri. Even if it means dealing with people like you then it's fine. Their lives are more important than mine. Just because no one has made it to heaven doesn't mean it's not possible" said Tyler.

" hey" said Angel as he put a hand on both Vaggie and Tyler's shoulder. " whatever means I can keep crashing here rent free. Crack is expensive"

Tyler rolled his eyes before Charlie came back.

" VAGGIE TYLER COME OVER HERE!!!" Shouted Charlie in the corner.

" ah?!" Shouted Vaggie and Tyler in surprise.

" what?" Said Vaggie. Charlie gestured both of them to come towards her.

They came in the corner with a questionable face.

" what's going on?" Said Tyler as Charlie jumped up and down.

" my dad said that the leader of the Angel army wants to meet me. He asked if I could go instead" said Charlie as she grabbed both of their arms.

" wait but didn't the extermination just happen?" Said Tyler

" yeah. Isn't that a bit strange?" Said Vaggie.

Charlie then started singing.

I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get Heaven behind my plans (Charlie, hold on)
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in а lifetime chance (it's just a meeting)
To change their minds and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have (this could be bad)(you could say that again)
Cheer up, Vaggy and Ty, this could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell
Okay, but just don't sing to them (that bitch is halfway down the street)
Is shе? (Oh, she's dancin')
Ugh, no. Ty follow her.
On it
There's a warm fuzzy feelin' that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in hell
Hi, mistеr! (go fuck yourself!)
There's an endless trаsh fire that's burning my soul (hello!)
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole (oh, excuse me!)
Doin' what is required, we all have our role
I'm not doin' well
Another shitty day in hell!
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change ('cause angels' minds are hard to change)
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange (they're bloodthirsty and deranged)
I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in hell
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
To the cannibal town, where they don't wear a frown
'Cаuse, holy shit, ew, my gosh, why?!
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye
'Cause I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide
I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
There's just no way I could blow it (kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Not this once in а lifetime chance to change their minds (and touch my parts!)
Uh, no, thank you, I'm just gonnа fulfill my destiny (your loss, bitch!)
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in hell

On the way to the tower, Tyler followed her on Vaggie's orders keeping her away from demons threatening her and being ready to attack them. Finally, they reached the tower as he sighed in relief.

" hey Ty, you don't have to come with me you know" said Charlie.

" it's ok. Vaggie told me to and I want to see how your doing and try to keep everything in line. Besides I'm your secretary right?" Said Tyler.

" thanks" said Charlie as she opened the door and let her and Tyler in. " hello?"

" is anyone here?" Said Tyler calling out.

They walked straight as the reached an empty reception desk. Charlie rang the bell as a golden sheet of paper and quill appear in front of her.

" that's kinda creepy" said Tyler.

" tell me about it" said Charlie as she took the quill and signed the paper. The paper and quill went up to Tyler as he did the same.

The door opened as Charlie and Tyler walked in a dark room.

" um... hello? Anyone here?" Said Charlie.

" sup" said a voice as the lights turned on.

Charlie fell down as Tyler used one of his sash to help her back up.

Charlie stood up as she brushed her hair behind her ear.

" um... hi! I'm Charlie and this is my secretary Tyler" as she pointed to him and he waved. " my dad asked me if I could meet you"

" yeah I know" said the Angel named Adam.

" ok well it's nice to meet you" said Charlie.

" totally. Nice to meet both of you too" said Adam as he reached his hand out.

Charlie went closer to him as she tried to shake his hand before it became a hologram as she pulled her hand back.

" what the...?" Said Tyler amazed.

" ha! I fucking got you. Did you fucking see that?" Said Adam as he nudged the Angel next to him. The Angel nod their head. " good shit"

" uh... wait. Your not really here are you?" Said Tyler.

" no. You really think I'd come down there? Don't get me wrong I love the tune. Really catchy really nice but everything down there you know it's really so ugh you know?" Said Adam.

" ok moving pass the insult" said Tyler.

" right. We are just really happy that we got to meet and there is a project that I have been working on and that I really want to talk to you about" said Charlie before Adam's hologram put his hand on her mouth.

" hey hey hey. Slow down, we got time. How about we get to know each other a little hm? How about some lunch? Here is my personal favourite. You'll love it" said Adam as he put out a dish which is barbecue ribs.

Charlie put her hand out to reach for the ribs before it passed by her hand and notice it was a hologram.

" I fucking knew it" said Tyler as he rubbed his eyes.

" hahahaha I got you again bitch. Fucking hilarious" said Adam. Charlie made a blank face before quietly laughing with him.

' Sara how's everyone back there? I hope they're having a fucking better time then us' thought Tyler to Sara.

Before leaving with Charlie, Sara detached herself from Tyler since he ordered her to keep an eye on the hotel while he was got.

Sara sat on a couch separated from the group who was sitting on another couch.

'Yeah it's going... ok I guess. Vaggie's gonna make another commercial for the hotel and she's directing it. How are you with Adam and Charlie?'

' yeah I feel like he's just mocking us which is a reason why he called us to this meeting. Tell Vaggie good luck' thought Tyler.

' ok. Hope this works'

Back with Sara, Vaggie handed out a script to both Angel and Husk to do as she asked Alastor to give her a camera to help film it as Sara wrapped herself around Vaggie's shoulder.

As Vaggie filmed Angel and Husk, Angel started acting horny as Husk looks like he is so done.

" cut!" Said Vaggie.

" ok Angel, you did great but... can you tone down your... libido a bit and Husk, is it ok for you to lower the script so we can see your face?" Said Sara from Vaggie's shoulder.

" I ain't not actor. I'm not gonna memories this shit" said Husk.

" now what?" Said Sara.

" we try again..." said Vaggie.

Husk shoved Angel off onto the floor before taking a sip of his beer.

" Husk common!" Said Vaggie.

' I really hope Charlie and Tyler are doing ok. Maybe even better than us' thought Sara.

Back with Charlie and Tyler, they sat opposite of Adam as he told them a story of him doing a gig or whatever as Charlie and Tyler sat and listened. He then started talking about how he was the original dick story as Tyler sat there thinking when all of this will be over.

" besides Tyler, your dick was descending from me so your welcome" said Adam.

" I didn't even say thank you" said Tyler.

" you did just now" said Adam as he took a bite off his ribs. " anyway, we fucked and it was awesome. What did you guys do this weekend?"

" wait so your Adam? The first man Adam? Oh... that explains a lot..." said Tyler as he and Charlie was confused.

" I know. I fucking rock" said Adam.

" well... Adam sir. Mr Adam sir" said Charlie.

" call me Dick master"

" as if..." said Tyler.

" Adam you seem like a smart well stand up guy" said Charlie.

" uh huh" said Adam.

" and I know your the leader of the Angels. And you are a big thinker and you are a revolutionary of a genius" said Charlie.

" I mean your words babe" said Adam

" who would really love to put his name on something?" Said Charlie.

" I fucking love putting my name on shit. Shits the best" said Adam.

" it's a solution to our biggest problem" said Charlie.

" ah herpes yeah. That's a bitch" said Adam.

" no! Our other biggest problem" said Tyler.

" oh ugly people? Math? Global warming? No wait, that's earth's problem. Uh..." said Adam as he kept on thinking.

' Sara you better be doing better then us right now' thought Tyler.

Back at the hotel, Nifty was trying to stab a small bug with her giant needle before Vaggie came and help stop her stabbing.

" ok. Nifty. Nifty. Your line is we have the cleanest rooms. Ok?" Said Vaggie.

" got it. I'm ready" said Nifty.

" ok and action" said Sara as Vaggie turned on the camera on record.

However, as the camera rolled, Nifty stood there not saying anything. They tried again but she didn't even say anything.

" your doing great vagina" said Angel.

Vaggie rolled her eyes as she stopped recording.

" ok? Maybe we can try to edit the video or something" said Sara.

" do you even know how to do that? You're just a piece of clothing" said Angel.

" I'll figure it out!" Said Sara.

Later, Vaggie and Sara were rewatching the video with Vaggie being more stressed out as Sara looked at her with a concern face.

" it seems that your having a bit of trouble there hm?" Said Alastor.

" why are you even here?" Said Sara as Alastor sat next to her.

" for the entertainment my dear. I love seeing a wasteful soul but I doubt you have one or it maybe lost" said Alastor. " besides your friend here is wasting hers working on something and failing spectacularly"

" and here is Alastor the egocentric piece of shit that-" before Vaggie could continue, the camera stopped working as she dropped it.

" I wouldn't try that my dear. This face was made for radio" said Alastor as he almost turned into his full demon form.

" that's it!" Said Vaggie as she stomped towards Alastor. " I don't care who or what you are. Your staying here and your gonna make this work because it won't be so entertaining to watch over an empty hotel will it shit ass"

Vaggie walked back to her seat.

" fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal" said Alastor before Vaggie scoffed.

" you think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you?"

" not for your soul. Just a simple deal. I do this for you and you can never ask me to do this frivolous ridiculous television show ever again. Or Charlie and Tyler can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice" said Alastor.

" Vaggie common, we tried everything. Looked under all the rocks, shaken every tree, knocked on all the doors. This has to be it" said Sara worried about Tyler.

" ugh! Fine" said Vaggie as she handed Alastor the camera after she picked it up.

Alastor made the camera disappear before using is powers to set a scene and made Angel, Nifty, Husk and several other demons appear as the three people dressed up as people from the 80's. Vaggie received a new outfit thanks to Alastor as Sara hopped onto Vaggie's shoulder to act as a scarf.

" alright everyone. Let's make a fucking commercial" said Vaggie.

Back with Charlie and Tyler, they were still hearing Adam's story as Tyler already lay his head buried in his arms onto the table tired of hearing Adam's story and how he goes on and on with Charlie also feeling annoyed.

Finally, Charlie told them about the overpopulation in hell. Before Adam shrugged it off as he told that it was not a problem as Lute also chimed in and say that he killed 275 people in hell.

Lute also said that they already had a chance and they earned their damnation.

" hey look" said Tyler as he finally put his head up and faced them to defend Charlie. " these people maybe sinners but they are still human and humans make mistakes but mistakes are there to help you learn. And yes, what you said was right that they got a chance and they failed. And yes I was one of them and I myself think I don't deserve to be in heaven"

" then why are you here? You're just a sinner demon not like princess there. I'll give you a pass" said Lute.

" I am here to find the girl I made a mistake with. I want to see her again. If I have to go through fire and burn just to see her, it's fine. You can put me here in hell but please take her to heaven" said Tyler.

" and who is she? Your girlfriend?" Said Adam.

" Yuni Yuri. We aren't exclusive anymore but I just want to see her" said Tyler.

" oh yeah that girl. She is one of the miserable chick I ever knew. She does deserve to be in this fucking dump anyway" said Adam.

" besides, does she even want to see you? Have you even thought about that? You said you want to see her but if you do, what will you say? Your priorities of her is only one sided. Look into her eyes. If she sees you, do you think she will be happy? Think about those" said Lute.

This made Tyler keep quiet as he didn't think about that. Charlie saw this and decided to chime in

" wait we still have time right?" Said Charlie.

" a little" said Adam.

" ok I've got a lot to go through and I don't really have that much time. And I feel like you weren't hearing me before" said Charlie as she summoned a stack of paper.

' oh shit she's going to sing..' thought Tyler.

Charlie started singing to Adam and Lute as she held out papers.

I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel, wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right, extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It'll be a happy day in He—

Adam stopped her before he started singing.

' oh great we got another fucking musical person' thought Tyler.

Let me stop you right there (Oh)
Save us all precious time (Okay)
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? (Well, um)
Sorry sweetie, but there's no defyin' their fates

'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again
(Okay, but)

Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry (Well actually, if you take a look—)
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

And, when all's said and done (Said and done)
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow, guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-nownow-n-now-n-now-nownownow

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
(Where did all of you people come from?!)
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

Fuckin', Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we made the determination
To move up the next extermination (What?)
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!
"Um, wait, give me—Ugh, shit!" Said Charlie as Adam and Lute grabbed Charlie and Tyler's arm and pushed them out of the door as it closed and Charlie banged her fist against it as tears came out of her eyes.

" hey Char... it's ok" said Tyler as he put a hand on her shoulder. " common. Let's get back at the hotel" he helped Charlie get up as they walked back to the hotel.

Tyler opened the door for Charlie as they both went inside and Vaggie and Sara greeted them as Sara latched back onto Tyler's other sash's.

" Charlie Ty, how did it go?" Said Vaggie. " did they listen?"

" oh uh... they sure did hear it but um..." before Charlie can finish, Vaggie said something.

" come here" said Vaggie as she grabbed both Tyler and Charlie's hand.

" we have something to show you" said Sara as Vaggie lead them to the couch where everyone was there.

" um... Sara? What happened?" Said Tyler.

" oh Alastor pulled some strings to make a new commercial" said Sara.

They sat on the couch as they saw their commercial being aired.

But it was cut to the news. In it, Katie and Tom said that the extermination is happening sooner then before as the heaven embassy said that they will start it in a while.

" wait what? Why? Isn't it supposed to happen once a year? We just had one today" said Tyler.

" I think I know why but I hope I'm wrong" said Sara.

" wait why are they doing this?" Said Angel as everyone turned to Sara.

" a long time ago before all of you were here except for some of you, angels used to come down here every 2 years but they cut it back to 1 once a year. I looked into it and what I found out the reason... wasn't what I expected. Someone manage to kill an Angel. This angered them as they decided to do it once a year a reason why most of you know it. I'm sure Charlie knows it" said Sara.

" yeah. Before all of you, I heard that they used to do extermination once every 5 years but after a while, it cut back shorter and shorter" said Charlie.

" I think that's the reason why they decided to make the extermination go up more recently. Someone managed to kill an Angel" said Sara.

" how? No one can even kill one without them knowing their weakness" said Tyler.

" I don't know, all the demons didn't seem to mind that they come down more sooner. But I wanted to find out why the decided to come down. I only found out about the Angel kills but no weakness" said Sara.

" it's ok. We will just need to be extra cautious from now on" said Vaggie.

Everyone was worried as they knew, extermination day will be sooner than expected.

Hey guys I hope you enjoy today's chapter. I finally watched the new episode of Hazbin Hotel. Took me a while but I hope you like it. See you next chapter.

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