Haylee: I remember when I first met this giant group people and I introduced them to sally and they kept asking if we were dating.....and they never got their answer so imma sing something! sally get over here, please!

she gets out her guitar

https://youtu.be/mcM7WyRci-4

(normal is Haylee underline is sally, and bold is both)

we've been friends for a bit

since then all we've heard was "I ship it"

we never thought that we would be

a bunch of people's favorite OTP

"So are you dating?"

"Tell us if this ship is sailing"

"oh for crying out loud

why don't you 

just make out"

well we were keeping it 

our little secret

are we ready

to say we're going steady

(going steady? Haylee no one says that)

we never wanted to deceive

unofficial until we believed that

what we felt was really true

cause falling in love gets messy when the internet is analyzing you [love]

"Are you dating?"

("but how often do you and sally have sex?")

"oh whatever we know that you're together"

well we were keeping it 

our little secret

but now we're here to say

that we're each other's base

(bae? you're my bae, girl?)

we can't believe

were writing a song for this

"have you and sal-" (excuse me?) "-like, ever held hands or kiss?" (...sally)

"so are you dating?"

"tell us if this ship is sailing"

"tell us when

you two became girlfriends"

well we were keeping it

our little secret

so if you haven't guessed

the answer is yes

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Haylee: so there you have it for those people who are too dumb to realize it.....sally is mine and I'm hers.....and no we are not breaking up anytime soon so don't try anything

she mutters and holds sally protectively

Haylee: and if anyone hurts her I will kill you. and if you're already dead ill give you a worse death...