"Skeletal elastic leg"

-My current mood perfectly depicted by Google Translate.

The reason this is my mood, is because I just had to run a five-minute half mile in gym class - I am by no means an athlete of any kind. Now, for some people, this wouldn't be a problem, but keep in mind that the last time I had gym class before this year was in seventh grade. The most running I did within that period of two years was with my nose when I caught a cold.

So, as you might imagine, I am VERY much deceased right now. (ie: Charlie horses, coughing up phleghm, general disorientation, etc.) (I'm fine though, I'm just in a whiny mood XD)

Therefore, I have nothing better to do than to vegetate with my good friend, Google Translate.

Google: "A good friend to see you here." *plows into me for a hug* "LET ME HELP YOU!"

Me: "Please don't."

Google: *keeps running me over* "I WANT TO HELP YOU."

Both of us: *fall over*

The song is "Doubleganger" by KulfiQ.

Alrighty! Let's get into it!

Google: "Yea boi!"

pounding boots

or perhaps an artificial orchard

The donkey will be cut off by the waves of the waves. and the strokes that paint me have data to godzilla

boiler boots and boobs crawling

Today I swear I will not do anything in my bed for drinking wine

The donut will be stung by the wave of oils. and the trappings that I will not handle will not be accepted

or maybe a hawk shirt

"or maybe weighing about one hundred feet"

I'm guessing that Google didn't quite pass math class...

"Mari cooked honey

or maybe a piece of toilet

or maybe one-dimensional black guitar

or perhaps an overlap of toilet floors

or maybe exhausting glasses"

Google, you have one weird shopping list...

boiler boots and boom breeze

"please try to get rid of your pants"

PICKUP LINE DETECTED!!

Oof-a-Meter: *internal screaming*

make sure you have to spend time together night and night

bookstore

my wife

Anchorship (lol)

an overnight pantry

acousticshop (that actually sounds cool)

antique extractional luggage

see the same horn music

see me the rigtone ("...that you dream on?" old music fans, anyone?)

see me a member of the pope (ONE OF US!)

"Look at me with a pair of orange balls"

Funny, orange and blue are complimentary... Hmm... Was that intentional, Google?

Google: "Ahahaha... Maybe?"

see me a couple of extra-monthly members (One of us???)

Apparently "siouamei jua jua jaupopopopopoi tat" in Maori translates as "I'm sorry I'm sorry???"

Okay then...

That's COMPLETELY accurate...

"to make a difference in the situation...

Only you are the only one...

screaming radial pineapple...

fastly furious flowers fruit"

COMING SOON TO THEATERS 

You will not do anything that will help you with the machine's glass plant

This is a great deal of frustration later to the later years of years in peanut butter flasks

This is a good idea about the tattoos

glass cup of glass

love you love you love you love love you love love (it's all you need)

greedy rhythmic gymnastics iop

"see me a member of the team's five-wheel-drive tournament"

I'm ROLLING! XD

Five wheel drive?! 

What the heck kind of a car uses five wheel drive?!

*wheezes*

Do you even science, Google?!

Google: "Yes."

lol

I'm done for now, I need sleep XD.

Bye! 

Bye, Google - See you tomorrow!

Google: *waves* "I do not wish left! I wish you."

It'll be okay, Google. You'll see me tomorrow, it's no big deal.

Both of us: "Bye guys!"