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I do believe I'm going insane - Wait... But I already am...

And so is Google...

Google: We're both mentally unstable.

No, get it right Google: You're "mentally unstable." I'm a bad influence on you, apparently...

I don't know how it's possible to corrupt you any more than you already are.

...

Anyways, today I'm going to be translating more memes.

Google: *insane evil laughter*

That's enough, Google.

Google: Fine.

The song is the correct version of Charlie Puth's "Betty Boop." When I say 'correct,' I mean that it  has a coherant drop that doesn't ruin the song like the original does. The remix was done by _Blan Kato.

Now let's dive into this big pool of insanity!

I decided to visit some non-English webpages, and then translate parts of them.

So why not start off with something Japanese - The language that I'm learning right now.

I entered "かわいい" into the search engine, which means "cute" in Japanese, so I could get something innocent, and not some weird - I don't know - how-to website on how to make your own homunculus or something.

I clicked on this website:

"Kimoi imeeji kawaii imeeji no [a bunch of kanji that I don't know how to read yet]."

Apparently "Kimoi" means "disgusting."

So... "Disgusting images, cute images."

Ah... Off to a great start. XD

But seriously, that little animal avatar is nightmare fuel.

It's staring into my soul... 

I don't like it.  

If you scroll down, there's some text:

「キモい（気持ち悪い）」と「かわいい」を合わせた造語です。相反する言葉を合わせることで矛盾を感じますが、

もっと読む

Truthfully, I have no idea what the heck this means.

Let's put it into Google Translate! 

YEAH! THAT'LL BE ACCURATE. (no it won't)

"It is a coined word that combines "funny (bad feeling)" and "cute". I feel a contradiction by matching inconsistent words,

read more"

Oh my, it actually worked somewhat. :O

So I clicked "read more":

きっと私たちの心理の中で、不気味で気持ち悪いと感じる中にも愛すべきポイントがあることを感じているのではないでしょうか？

みなさんが感じた第一印象を冷静に分析しながらみていくとおもしろいかもしれませんね。

"Perhaps in our own psychology, do you feel that there are points to love while feeling it is eerie and disgusting?

It might be interesting to remember while analyzing the first impression you felt."

My god, it's actually coherant!

GOOGLE! YOU'VE GRADUATED! *bear hugs Google*

Google: "Get off of me."

Oh... Sorry... Heheh.

I looked at the website a little more, and I found out it's a store.

Wait...

I should try to translate some of deino3330's website that they have.

If you don't know who deino3330 is: They're a vocaloid producer who works with Calne Ca -  the person who made the songs "Bacterial Contamination" and "Machine Muzik."

If you still don't know what I'm talking about, you will if you've seen their animation style:

https://youtu.be/PRd7gOfIS-0

That song motivated me to actually do work in middle school...

Good stuff.

I found out a little while ago that they were writing a book or doing something with these characters other than music, and there's a whole website for it.

Oh man, this is cool:

Let's slaughter it with Google Translate.

電子連載型ノベルス『ゼロマキナ 架空蛹はシーエを撃てない』制作スタッフ

"Electronic serial type novel "Zero Makina fictional pupa can not shoot the Czech Republic" Production staff"

Now HERE'S some quality Google-Translated stuff right here!

Uhm... I found a PDF on the site... 

It says this: 

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には年7自び小人P 、フ のヒ 作も や骨 を使 学彫 月25

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。

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機とし社

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Google's Take:

"2 brushworks 2 brushstrokes ■ Shi hiromo rebuke 1 ■ ■. 0 line 0 song cat cat - taste chew 9D

Sound 1. 1 Rolling Lotion 3 Ridge 8 Raku 3 Rainbow Movement D sleeping Movement D D Beautiful 4 Year of active life, @ Current motion is the same as the C Year of the year Exercise G 9

There are 7 year-old self and dwarf P, Fu's work also bones and bone science studies Month 25

ein person introduction

Hey, "In the moon's mouth, I'm comfortable

Through

.

On an arrival day

After embroidery and favorite after the emergency affairs department.

, La, Suga et Thailand, etc. Lem and Openshi taught party

Even T-st C song "Naa V R L prisoner Rio,

Anif Sh SH "Mano

Megumi's dream (96 "Hand-drawn" cat papers are fungus × flying spirit lilies cats going down - aircraft musculus sleeping "Le Cang, @ Chikura Raku

Machine and company

"Prisoner and former Ribo etc Tap FIP I do Mr. LA NA) I 'm talking with Mike" Let's talk about it and I am a prisoner. Human ecot card CT, with exhibition

Shi I M paper open the goods N jiffies through people

I do not have a lot of fondness, "Lide of German Siegeland" and it is made by Osamu Osamu.

P threat. Yes. Together

ED New Science. Tailoring itself

Have a machine

Mars. Lazar

Also writing brush"

Yes, Google... The moon's mouth is very comfortable.

Your graduation has been revoked.

Google: "Harvest you, MRETS!"

Moving on...

Let's try to find a Maori site...

This'll be fun. owo

I'm gonna trust this, Google...

YOU BETTER NOT FAIL ME!

Oh, hey! It worked!

I found this: 

Actual website text:

Kaore i rite ki te whakataetae, kaore he mahinga pai ki a maatau whiwhi kaata homai noa. I to maatau pae, me maatau koe ki te whiriwhiri i nga waehere ma te panui i te kōwhiringa e hiahia ana koe, me te whakaputa i te pūnaha i te waehere korekore i roto i te meneti. Ahakoa te waru-tau-tawhito ka taea te whakamahi i to maatau paerangi. Engari, kaore matou e ui ki a koe i tetahi mea e pa ana ki a koe mo nga korero putea. Ano, kaore koe e tiki i tetahi mea. Me tino whakaatu koe he tangata koe, engari ehara i te mea i hangaia e tetahi kaitautoko-a-ringa-kore whiwhi kaata homai noa me te kore he ringa me te waewae. I waihangahia e nga potae te kino i nga wa o mua, no reira ko tenei taahiraa kei te waa hei pupuri ia ratou. To tatou free generator waehere kāri nama ka whakamana i nga waehere taonga katoa i mua i te tuku. Mena kaore i taea e koe te whai i nga tohutohu o runga, tirohia te tukanga katoa i roto i te mahi i raro nei:

-Clickhia te Ata Kaaatai ​​Kaapono e hiahiatia ana (Hei tauira; Amazon, Steam, Xbox, PSN, Whakaari Google etc ...)

-Mahia te Waehere Karaati Ka hiahia koe ki te whiwhi

-Click i runga i te mahinga 'Whakanao' mo to tatou rorohiko ki te mahi i tona makutu

-Kua whakaoti i te mahi whakamatautau tangata tangata tere me te kore utu

-Bingo! Pamamahia koe ki te Kawenata Katoa Free.

Unlike the competition, it is not good to get a free gift card. In our case, we will need to choose the code by generating the option you want and publishing the system within a free code within a minute. Even for eight years old you can use your space. Instead, we will not ask you for your account details. Again, you will not get anything. You must show yourself to a person, but not just what the author has created but also a free gift card with your hands and feet. Bad helmets were made in the past, so this time was the time to keep them. As for our credit card, we guarantee all security codes before delivery. If you can not follow the instructions above, see all the steps in the following steps:

- Click the Required License Picture (for example, Amazon, Steam, Xbox, PSN, Google Extensions etc ...)

-The Crown Act You want to take

-Click on 'Install' for our computer to perform its magic

- Complete the trial trial trial without charge

-Bingo! Show you Free Free Map.

Okay, this makes some sense... It's still a little rocky though.

Okay...