What am I doing with my life?

Well, at least this one is semi-intelligent, unlike the last one... I swear, my brain is perpetually high off of its own creative juices.

If you think my content is weird, you should see my dreams. All of my five senses are working at the same time, and sometimes my brain likes taking me on trips while I'm still awake. Usually they're interactive. (ie: a 3D Mario-esque gaming platform, where I'm consciously avoiding obstacles in the 1st person... Yeah...) Or they're not, and they're horrifying.

Anyways! With me being a Trekkie (not Trekker), 

Sorry excuse for chief medical officer: "... Dah-ta."

Data: *corrects* "Day-ta."

Sorry excuse for chief medical officer: "Well, what's the difference?!"

Data: "One is my name, one is not."

I put some Star Trek quotes in.

And it's not even because of her disrespect that I say that. In the one episode with the genetically-modified children, she didn't even understand the concept of how diseases spread. She just figures that if they aren't affected by it, they must not be carriers... Right...

Because that's how that works.

How did she pass Starfleet Academy? I'm not medically trained, but even I know that.

So, enough with my triggered rant. XD

Let's get into it!

And in the spirit of Star Trek, I put Leonard Nimoy's "Highly Illogical" in here for you to listen to as you read the stupidity of Google Translate...

It fits.

   In this multiple-part venture, I will try to get quotes from all the series (even TAS, and the TOS/TNG movies, and *sigh* the reboots).

Here goes!

TOS Quotes: 

"I cannae change the law of physics! I've got to have 30 minutes!"

-Scotty

"I can change the law of physics! It will take about 30 minutes!"

-Google Translate, the Eternal Optimist

"The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play."

-Kirk

"The more your mind is, the more the driver needs."

-Google Translate, 2018

"Captain... please go. Somehow they do not look aesthetically agreeable on humans."

-Spock (after seeng Kirk with pointed ears)

"The ... decided to go. As vision is not."

-Google the Drunk

"I should have never reconnected his mouth."

-McCoy 

"I do not hear my mouth and her."

-Google Translate, the brain the women chose after Spock escaped

Google: "What's the matter, jealous?"

Spock: *looks down, shaking head, then looks up* "Jealousy is a human emotion which I don't posess."

Google: 

And finally, for TOS, Uhura's song about Spock from Charlie X:

Original: 

"Oh, on the Starship Enterprise,

 There's someone who's in Satan's guise, 

Whose devil's ears and devil's eyes

 Could rip your heart from you! 

At first his look could hypnotize, 

And then his touch would barbarize. 

His alien love could victimize... 

And rip your heart from you! 

And that's why female astronauts

 Oh very female astronauts

 Wait terrified and overwrought 

To find what he will do. 

Oh girls in space, be wary, be wary, be wary! 

Girls in space, be wary! 

We know not what he'll do."

Google Translate Style: 

"Oh Starship Enterprise on;

There is no one in the service of Satan,

Who is this demon and one of the f****** eyes?

You can give your heart away from you!

At first he was unable to get hypnotism,

Then they will have their contact barbarism.

His other love can be a victim ...

And you will save yourself!

So what's the frustrated women?

From the power of the woman

Wait for fear and drying

To find out what to do.

Girls girls rise, fear, care, take care!

Daughters in the place, beware!

We do not know who to do."

TAS Quotes (I tried):

"Aye, that tears it. The Loch Ness Monster couldn't get through that."

-Scotty 

"Previously, I say, who pulls it. And by their inability to Loch Ness monster."

-Google Translate's Latin Engine (only one layer)

"What a blessing to be able to live ones life over again. If the life you've led has left you unfulfilled. No Sarah, I don't want to live it all over again. I couldn't improve one bit on what we've had together."

-Commodore Robert April

"It's good to be saved again! If you have lost your health, Hara, I do not want to keep that. I can not improve anything we've collected."

-Google Translate

"Never underestimate the spirit of Harcourt Fenton Mudd. I, um, borrowed a vehicle..."

-Mudd

"Do not miss the spirit of Fearchar Fenton Mudd. I, um, get a car ..."

-Google Translate

"It's a mobile plant. When it stops, its roots bore back into the ground. They're all over the place. I think it likes me."

-Sulu

"This is a mobile factory. When he stopped, his roots fell to the ground. They are everywhere. I love it very much."

-Google Translate

"When a mobile device to stop the stock fell. There are everywhere. I like it very much."

-Also Google Translate

The Motion Picture: 

 "It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us... it does not know what. "

-Spock

"I want to know you, sir. But, as most of us ... I do not know what."

-Google Translate

"He insisted we go first, Sir. He said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules."

-Yeoman (Rand?)

"He will come to us, Sir. He is our molecules are compressed for the first time to see anything."

-Google Translate

The Wrath of Khan:

"He tasks me. He tasks me; and I shall have him. I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up."

-Khan (my favourite villain in Star Trek)

"He is my job. He is my job. I am in him. They follow me to the moon last round, turn round the Antares unrest and leave the flame Peridy."

-When Google tries monologuing like a villain

"Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He must us... say lies... do things. He thought he controlled us, but he did not. The Captain was strong."

-Chekov

"Come, Lord, behold me! We took Katie Alpha the fifth ... in our body ... the animal ... kept his memory ... he would speak lies ... he thought he was running it we, but he has done not do this. The leader is strong."

-Google Translate

"You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours."

-Spock (this quote hurts my heart)

"I am my master. I am my friend, I am with me forever."

-Google, the Eternal Narcissist

"Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?"

-Kirk 

"Khan, you are blood. Do you need to duplicate now? Can you hear me? you?"

-Google

And, you knew it was coming...:

Google Translate Style: 

"MIIIIIIIIIIINE!!"

XD

The Search for Spock:

"If he thinks he can get away with warp drive... he's in for a shock."

-Captain Styles

"If I thought he was amazed at Grarem pound missiles."

-Google Translate

"I'm gonna tell you something that I... never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've... missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again. "

-McCoy (this quote also hurts my heart)

"I would like to tell you what they think I can not ask you .... But, he said, you ... you lost. I do not know how to hide from you."

-Google Translate

"DON'T call me tiny!"

-Sulu

"Lest you!"

-Google Translate

"Have a!"

-Also Google Translate

"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. "

-Scotty

"Most people think they are not easy to stop the engine of the machine."

-Google Translate

"Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie."

-Kirk

"Love for your army, as well as our country and lively education."

-Google Translate

The Voyage Home: 

"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colorful metaphors..."

-Spock

"Changes in our language we use when we come out. At present it is the same, which is very fun."

-Google Translate

"We will beam in tonight, collect the photons, and beam out. No one will ever know we were there."

-Kirk

"But we will give thee this night this very night, collect photos, as is to the lamp. No one knows it."

-Google Translate

 "Computer! Computer?...

...A keyboard. How quaint..."

-Scotty (love this quote XD)

"Computers! Computers? ... good, the computer! From the developers as a thousand ..."

-Google Translate 

:) Scotty GIFs make me happy (:

"O Governor, here are the hills!"

-Google Translate

Okay, I'm done for now... Bye!