Hi there! I'm back from the cobwebs of my mind's crawl space. XD

You know, sometimes you just need to become pulp and crawl a little in the tomato simulation for a few weeks in order to understand the meaning of picking flowers...

Not making sense? It shouldn't!! It's complete nonsense (or is it?? XD), just like what I'm about to show you here (I have become the Google):

For this, we will need the Oof-A-Meter, which is a scale of "oof.", to "OOF-A-LICIOUS!!", to determine how cringeworthy it is. Ready? (I'm not)

By the way, the song has nothing to do with anything, I just like it. It's "Overworld" by Wubbix.

Pick-Up Lines, Google Translate Style:

I and I want to hang out with you

Oof-A-Meter Rating: oof.

"With me and going to bed and going"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: oof.

"Candy with me"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: *Roblox death sound*

"You and I can bathe"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OoooOooOOof

"You are your sweethest squirrel r cute"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OoF!

"I heard that you are your subnet,"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OOOOOOF

"Well, I'm gonna kiss you"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OOooOOOOOOOoooooF

"I'm trying to hurry as much as I want to seduce yourself"

Oof-A-Meter Rating: *oofs off a cliff*

Randomness :D:

"My eyes and bamboo And baby pimple"

"You are a scary burning baby. hole"

Me: "Hole????"

"I will head to the snowmobile"

"You are your sweet, is not she cute"

"Sumptuously"

"I want to spend my whole week as far as sorrow"

Me: "SAME!!!"

"As soon as we are going to hit an obligatory stubborn"

"While waiting for the sky which is going to slubs"

"While waiting for the stupid daughter who is going to supreme t chula"

"I want to stop talking while I'm hitting the stupid as long as I'm sorry"

"While waiting for the skimp to stop squirrel while struggling with ta chi t t"

"I'm talking about skimming while I'm hitting the stupid throat"

1. "I'm sorry I forgive you I can not handle carp streamers"

2. "I'm sorry forgive him for waterside"

3. "I'm sorry forgive me to wail the weather"

4. "I'm sorry forgive me for your good-bye yuu"

5. "I'm sorry I forgive you for helping me"

6. "I'm sorry I forgotten I was banged"

7. "I'm sorry I forgot to let you know when myself go"

8. I'm sorry for forgiveness and I'm grateful to my pa."

9. "I'm sorry for forgiveness I would like to meet you well"

10. "Sorry I forgave and I ate a punch"

11. "Sorry I forgave and I ate a pawn"

12. "I'm sorry I forgive to not forgive and I will put it in wait. Papa"

13. "I'm sorry forgive you, I'm sorry weak loose skein"

14. "I'm sorry for forgiveness I'm sorry I love you Loose crap Ando"

15. "Sorry, forgive me, thank you for loving me"

16. "Sorry, forgive me, thank you for letting me go"

17. "I'm sorry for forgiveness I am a student I want a friend of mine"

Me: "Oh... Don't do that, Google. We love you!"

"You seem to have gone to garbage can"

"I went to garbs and clubs."

"I went to garbber casket"

"I'm hoping for a cigarette butterfly"

"Suspended in garbage bags and crawlers"

"Crocodile sludge"

"Crocodile syrup"

"I'd like to spend some time in Colombia"

"To crush; to suffer;"

"Cruising candlelighting spirituality here"

"As I go to the sunset, I will go asakaa"

Me: *rolls on the ground laughing* "I FOUND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!"

Also me, the next morning: *runs around aimlessly into the sunset, flailing* "ASAKAAA!!!!"

My android self: "HA! You cannot speak to A-SA-KAA. Only Or-ga-no can speak to A-sa-ka."

Okay, that's enough internet for today. 

BYE!!!! *falls on face from exhaustion*