Google's message:

"It was awfully incomprehensible, why are you arrogant? Because I'm crazy? No, it's been a while. I am not here. I will be clothed with clouds, from you. I am here, but I will go; let's go take a seat. You are an elephant. I do not know... I can not help it. I am I. I am cute and noisy. To me to be cute and noisy.

Natsuki???

Sayori???

Pineapples???

Tomato???

I'm sorry???

Forgive me???"

And that, was a speech by Google Translate's Japanese engine.

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