Hi there, MRETS here! And yes, I know that the title is mispelled... It's on purpose. (*fake sobs* "I just wanna be funny, alright!")

Anyways, I have entered some more random gibberish (in progression) into "Detect Language" for your enjoyment:

The song/meme is by ploxyzero, and it's the Mii Channel song, but every note is a different pitch.

I get stuck yy yy yy

she flashed her flour (Oh my... How lewd!)

I am Mecca with a generation

I'm gonna give you a bite

luggage to give me a goose

I'm gonna give you a nice smile

I'm gonna give you my cac calo

colorful bits to give me a caca game

loshana a pineapple

The lotion is yours

You are here in the market for money

The city is located in the city's capital

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Umko marimo momentum (Catchy)

Absolutely nothing but dog (*gags* "What?!")

Anyways, Japanese:

Sayo, well, I'm sorry. (Hang in there, Google.)

Sayabe also dog of an inn, no matter how bad she is.

Absolutely fine wimpy

Were you also a member of the Rinkai? (*chants* "one of us. One of US. ONE OF US!!!-")

There are also Ruzakai in a cake, but it stopped burning

I want to stop my breath (You're really starting to worry me, Google. Are you alright?)

I will cry for roots

I will go crazy with roots (Uhh... Okay?!)

Unkilling god

Rorious Unappealing Corps ("RUC??" So you are part of a club...)

I will not have a rocky pucky rock

My cheeks are hilarious (Same.)

"My rocks are huge"

PICKUP LINE DETECTED!!!

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OOFPANSIES!

Literally the next thing I got: "I'm talking about my grades"

Oh... Ahaha... Hehe, right...

Puncture my roughness

I'm torn

I will break my roughness.

I knew it was wrinkled and my globe

When my fingers got stuck, my skin got stuck.

"When my fingers touched my eyes, I got snuck."

Ladies and gentlemen, Google's weave has officially been  S N A T C H E D.

My fingertip broke and blown up Akaka

My fingers have difficulty jumping around (because they aren't legs, obviously)

Watanabe somewhere else's crazy here

Watanabe somewhere obsessive Writing here

There 's no problem with this one.

This is IRIRIOKOJIJI (No, it's Sparta, get it right.)

This vulgarity is also very important

This yoga stalk

This yoga struggle against the thighs (True though... Very true...)

I do not understand why this yakuwa thing is so painful

Captain Kirk: "You're very beautiful, technological or not..."

Google (And literally every alien bombshell in TOS): "I did not understand this strange feeling" 

Oh no... We all know where that leads to... KIRK!!!! STAY AWAY FROM GOOGLE!! You physically cannot kiss a computer program with no body, no matter how much you try. 

Kirk: *doesn't listen, and tries to kiss Google* *falls on face from leaning into air*

What did I tell you?! There IS NO BODY!!!

"It seems to me my pet Wee"

-Google, 2018

"Fine ash"

Replace one letter, and you have a pickup line. Therefore:

Oof-A-Meter Rating: OoOoof

Just a thought... What if Kirk used Google Translate's pickup lines to seduce women? It wouldn't matter though; he would still get all the alien/android/human ladies, and the redshirts would still be doomed.

Anyways, I'm done.

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