Hello there!

Google: *winks at you* "Howdy."

How on Earth can a computer program wink?

Google: "Just accept, Husband"

Why are you calling me your husband? I'm a girl, and I'm clearly not romantically interested in you.

Google: "I meant to say 'MRETS.'"

Oh... Okay.

I understand.

Moving on...

I thought it might be interesting to try to get some (hopefully) inspirational writing prompts for your stories or art out of Google Translate.

Just, you know, weirdly-wonderful things... 

Okay, I'm not explaining this very well. 

You'll see.

The song is "Dragons" by Caravan Palace.

Let's get into it!

Some dialogue (translated gibberish in Maori, Japanese, and other languages) to get your gears turning:

1. "Sign up in the box..."

2. "Look at the guitar..."

3. "Would you like to forget me?"

4. "I was not able to touch the mound..."

5. "I was not able to make contact with the Tsukui - it was fatigued..."

6. "You have two faces that you cannot handle..."

7. "I will call upon you with my blessing, with the fluke that gave me this dreadful smile"

8. "It's not a poisonous drink..."

9. "No one is thirsty anymore..."

Weird concepts: 

10. In a concert, cartoons...

11. Wasped aside

12. Wasted rainbow trout

13. Tsukuji's wandering funeral

14. Two lumps of fish, ham, and yoke  

15. With the fluffy that killed me of this, my jellyfish...

16. Nobody is angry with me, [except for]...

17. It looks like a shawl...

18. ...supernatural guy again...

19. Long-term leave

20. I do not care much about sorrow...

Drawing Prompts: 

21. A dog-fox with a dumpling

22. Odd noodles

23. Dispensation of old-fashioned

24. Squirrel overwhelming

25. Delicious tuft of oldness's spirit

26. Tasty oblique tie

27. breaks down a badly-sweeping hug

28. Rough sky

29. My buddies are redcurrent

Other stupid stuff I found along the way:

Substitution of rice potatoes

Do not despair of No

I hoped you guys liked this, and that it possibly inspired you to write more.

Bye!