2. Pumpkin
"Is that normal?"
"Oh, of course, Mark. Pumpkins always grow to be the size of fucking minivans."
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"Is that normal?" Mark asked, gesturing towards the huge pumpkin spouting in their front yard. "Oh, of course, Mark. Pumpkins always grow to be the size of fucking minivans." Jack replied sarcastically, still trying to wrap his head around what was happening.

There was a pumpkin that towered over them both, the one that they had previously planted only a few days ago. It wasn't like they had fed the pumpkin steroids or something but somehow it manages to get huge in width and length. While Mark looked amazed Jack was just terrified. How big would it get, and why the hell is it so big?!

"Well, it looks like we're going to win the pumpkin competition huh. Wonder why." Mark stated, walking around the pumpkin as if this was normal. "Hey, I wonder if this would be like James and the Giant Peach and we have to eat some of it to grow really small and talk to insects! Though I don't think it's real easy to eat the outside of a pumpkin." Jack's boyfriend seemed so calm and fine with this it made him wonder if it was fake. Suspiciously getting closer and knocking on the pumpkin, he discovered that his theory was indeed wrong and that it was a real pumpkin.

"I'm going to get my phone and take a picture. Hold on a sec." Jack said, walking into the house and glancing back to see if it still was there, which is vey much was. It filled out quie a lot of their backyard.

Mark grinned as he heard the door shut, snapping his fingers and watching as the pinking grew from seven feet to eight. He hadn't exactly told his boyfriend about the things he could do yet, and man was it fun to screw around with him.