*Checks on my fan fiction*

*Sees it has 2.2k reads*

*Dies*

*Rises from the dead*

*Looks at you*

*Quietly whispers*

What the fuck?

*Dies again*

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So, resent studies have shown that people have no taste in fan fictions what-so-ever, so we're going to, uhh, celebrate?

Yeah.

Celebrate.

*Throws confetti*

I was thinking about eating a cupcake to reward myself for this joyous day, but then I realized that you guys are the ones that really made this happen and I'm not doing anything for ya'll, so.....

I mean, I'm still eating a cupcake.

I'm just going to do something for you guys too!

The only thing is that I can't really give all of you a cupcake, so I'm just going to do something a bit less.

Like what? You may ask. Well... I don't know... What do most people do when they reach a milestone?

"A face reveal." Says the faceless glowing orb that lives in my bedroom.

Right! A face reveal! ......But why would anyone want to see my face?

"You need to stop thinking like that, okay? You're beautiful! Now shut up!"

Uuuh, right I'll do a face reveal.... 

Tomorrow. 

Not today. 

Today I need sleep. 

I stayed up till 4 last night. 

Mkay, bye.