i think this is the stupidest !@#$%^&* yet!

so SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

*people

Yes it is

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says "blo*dy H*ll" all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

*there's *that's *unacceptable

1: Bloody hell is not a swearword.I mean, it's minor. Before , like 40 years ago it would be like saying "fuck" at school, but it was so overused it just became minor. It's sort of like saying "crap" or "screw off" or "tit" but a bit worse

2 She calls her that at the end of the series when the audience is probably older

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn't have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

*it's *shouldn't *okay

People dying in every book prepares people for when their loved ones die. In twilight , NO may I repeat NO good characters die. that isn't realistic.

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it's not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

*people *that's *that's *and *have *that's *that's *thats

No, it does not say torture is okay, it says that it's not okay. The death eaters use torture, and Umbridge does, but that's it.

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren't as good.

You racist turd. i dunno who taught you to be like this but you should give them a high five. and they fought on the same side in ww2 and you're fabulous at history. and you're racist may I add that again LOOK YOU REALISE I'M KEEPING MY F*CKING COOL OOPS I JUST BLOODY LOST IT DON'T BLAME ME . I HATE IT WHEN THEY SAY THIS.

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn't have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

*confusing *british *doesn't *about

I'm so sorry you think British is comfusing but i'm canadian and i read it at age nine. i didn't need a slang dictionairy and that's good news for you so you can save up and buy a book about how not to fail at debating

6. The movies are crap. So like they're made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

*company *movies *seriously *subtitles * why'd

eh heh heh so we see this girl doesn't exactly have PERFECT PITCH . well that adds to the racists list up there with all you other twihards. and i bet in real life you talk like this

"do mivius as cwap .su lak dey made ba dan amewikan comphenni bus why za helleh do zeh aff . . ."

and also, there are some very strong american accents out there

7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don't have souns, thank to South Park... JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he's ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.

*Characters *Ron's *souls (i think) *that's *peopla *nothing *homosexuals

No, Hermione is BEAUTIFUL, Ron is hot , Harry is cute, and looks still don't matter as i have told the other twihard many times

ps: beards are awesome and like I like to randomly stroke my invisible beard and curl my invisible handlebar because it's soooooo fun .

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn't be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they's just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

*what *they're *that's

the volturi are unrealistic

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.

Anyways, I'll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.

Peace,

okay

Love,

okay

and Twilight for all!

NO

LizzieBella, : P