Ok guys so I just Luv twilite! and i hayte harry poter! i don't know why it's so popular ! harry poter is just a cheep ripof of twilite! here are my resons :

1: twilighte has more hot guise! who dosint want to read a book with hot guise! in harry poter there all dorky and uglie. harmonie is a frizzy haired dorke and harry poter has a uglie scarr ob his forhed. and he has thease like uglie glassis.

i will not bother with the spelling

2: twilighte is american. and wee ALL know american stuf is beter than britis stuf. its the most advanced contry in the world . everithin comes out of america nowadayse ! who woud read something brittisH?

*nowadays *would *better *country *twilight *we *british *stuff

oh, you rcist. lol. doctor who. faulty towers. walace and grommet. hp. narnia. lotr.

3: Harry poter copyed twilighte! they copied OUR jacob blac with serious blak!! they both tern into bigg black doggs and are vERRY dangerous in their dog forms! they botheride motirbykes! sound familiar!

*copied *twilight *black *big *dogs *verry *both *motorbikes

and yet it was written 20 years into the future. meyer must have very advanced time travel technology then lol

4: harry poter is bad because they practize witchekraft. (witchcrafte is BAAAAD!!!) and twilight at least takes abouat relygion!!! and twilight meens lite and lite meens pur and pur meens jesis and we all love his magisty jesis ! <3

i'm way to lazy

5 twilighte is a romans ! and harry poter has NOO luv at al! and its so romantic how edwird sparkles and is hawt and watchis bella sleap !!! and harry ptoter has nooooo luv at al! and the love triangul is so romaaaaaantic ~!!! OMGGG!

i won't bother

6 : harmonie is week! i meen she cuold just leeve hogwars and then they wouldint call her a mudblood or watever! and she always is saved by harry or nor... . bella is a Real feamle character SHe was willing to ie so her babie cud live SHe created an army of vampires to fend of the vulturi SHe was willing to jump off a clif for edward!!! its soooo sweat and strong!!!! she is prettie to! and she is humbil! and when gurls reed twilite they will get all her tallents!!!!!

neither

7 a twilite weerewolf and vampire could OWn al the harry poter wizerds! totalie!!

8: harry poter says that turturr is ok! like peopla torture peopla just 4fun! thats not ok!!!!!!!!!11111

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9: harry poter saise hat deth is ok!! thats bad! it says that deth is naturall!! it teachis little kids its ok!

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10: harry poter is waye 2 comlicated! it saise stuff and it changes then! suspense is one thin but. . . theres to many plot twiztz

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11: harry potter is way to predictible! i mean, theres no plot twist or anythin! a lit;le but o suspense pirhapz?

i cud go rantin all nite long but its seven and im tired and harry potter suks!

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