ok guys let's start with the dares

( everyone grumbles)

what was that

( everyone looks innocent)

ok let's start with luna

luna: ok

( walkes over to neville

Luna: sorry about this neville

niville: it's ok

( luna gives him a wet willy

( suction sound )

niville: eweweweweweewewewewdewewewewew

luna: gross

george: awesome

oh i nearly forgot harry take off your glasses

harry: fine

( he walks towards me)

( misses)

( walks into wall insted)

harry: owww

lol

ok harry go to professor plitwick and declare your love

harry: never

we'll se about that

( puts him under the imperilous curse)

( evil grin)

go to proffessor flitwick and declare your love

hary: ok

lol

( apperates)

proffessor flitwick: potter what sre you doing here

harry: professor i love you

proffessor flitwick:potter this is unbecoming

( harry apperates back)

ok that's done

( i take harry off the imperlous curse)

harry: what happened

( evil grins all around)

ok ginny go brade dumble dores beard

ginny: yay

( runns through a portal)

ok while she's gone let's die our hair ginger

everyone: yay

( even draco( he's under the imperious curse))

( we go die our hair)

( we come back)

wow i look awesome

harry: so do i

all of us do

draco: even me

( does a runway turn)

( everyone looks at him weird)

: draco: what

ok now i'll shave draco's head

draco: no!!!!!

yes!!!!

draco: fine

( everyone takes out their cameras)

( they hit record)

ok here i go

( shaving noises)

draco:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( EVIL LAUGTH)

ok fred george

fred and george: yea

go wash snapes hair

fred and george: fine

hermione: wait

( runs to fred)

( snoggs him)

( ron faints)

freed: ok let's do this

( they walk through the portal while ginny skips in with dumbledore behind her)

wow ginny his berd looks awesome

ginny: thanks

your welcome

( she braded it into a french brade)

ok let's watch fred and george wash snapes hair

( truns on laptop)

( we see snape runing through the halls

snape: no i don't want to

fred: but you have to

snape: never

george to fred : ok you take the secret passage way and we'll cut him off

fred: ok

( george continues to chase snape)

( fred comes out infront of snape)

( snapes comes to a screatching halt)

snape: no do you know how long it's tooken me to get my hair like this

fred: we really don't know

( me over the speakers)

ok guys bring him back i got a room ready i don't want to kill people

fred: ok

( they drag snape back to the room kicking and scraming

ok guys put on hazmte suits

everyone: ok

( they come throught the portal)

ok lock him in the bathroom over there

( points to a broom closet)

fred: ok

( he puts snape in the room and locks him in)

sanpe: no let me out

ok guys there's two hazmate suits left

fred: thanks god

( they put on the suits)

( the music that plays in movie swhen the heros walk onto the space ship plays)

( they walk into the bath room)

( we hear scrams)

proffesor mocgnagal:what was that

dumbledore: i don't know but i',m scared

( they walk out)

fred: we did it

( they faint)

( snapes walks out)

( he has red hair)

snape: ok god i'm a weasley

( everyone faints because of the fumes dispited the hazmate suits)