Albus: Dad.... I have to tell you something.... I'm... I'm in love, dad!

Harry: Wow!!! That's incredible.... And who is she?

Albus: Well..... It not a girl.... It's a boy....

Harry: ....

Albus: I'm gay, dad!

Harry: Well.... You deserve to be happy, Al.... It's not a problem for me.... Really!

Albus: Thanks, dad!

Harry: So.... who is he?

Albus: *Smiles* Scorpius....

Harry: ....

Harry: *Calls Draco* We have a problem!