|3am in the boy's dormitory|

Ron: Hey Harry?

Harry: What?

Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?

Harry: Seriously Ron-

Ron: I was just wondering~

Harry: *Sighs* *Pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year.....

Yeah, he wasn't a virgin.

Seamus: Imagine being the last to do the frick-frack with ol' Drak Lord Voldy.

Dean: The Gryffindor boy's dormitory; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.

Seamus: *Throws pillow at Dean*

Neville: *After pause* Doing the do with you know who.

Ron: He who must not be laid.