Hermione: I AM DISGUSTED!!!

Harry: what happened?

Hermione: ALL I DID WAS SEARCH HARRY POTTER FANFIC TRAILER ON YOUTUBE TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL WORKS OF ART AND ADORABLE SHIPS THE FANS MADE

Ron: and...

Hermione: AND THEY'RE HORRIBLE

Ron: oh please, they can't be that bad

Hermione: BUT THEY ARE!!

Harry: How?

Hermione: PEPOLE SHIP ME AND SNAPE!!!!

Harry: MERLIN'S BEARD, NO!

Hermione: THEY ALSO SHIP ME WITH DRACO, AND HARRY THEY ACTUALLY SHIP YOU WITH VOLDEMORT

Ron: WHAT?!?!!?!

Harry: 😳

Hermione: AND EVERYONE HAS A SECRET TWIN SISTER! NOT A TWIN BROTHER, NOT A SECRET LITTLE SIBLING, NOT A SECRET OLDER SIBLING-A SECRET TWIN! DRACO HAS ONE, HARRY HAS ONE, RON HAS ONE, GINNY HAS ONE, I HAVE ONE, FRED AND GEORGE HAVE ONE, VOLDEMORT HAS A DAUGHTER, SIRIUS HAS A DAUGHTER...

Harry: STOP

Ron: I can't take it any more!!!

Hermione: EVERYONE SHIPS ME WITH DRACO

Draco: they ship who with who?

Harry: DRACO HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON THIS CHAT

Hermione:ALSO A TON OF PEPOLE SHIP DRACO AND HARRY

Harry: NO

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

Ron: BLOODY HELL

Harry has snapped his phone in half
Hermione has snapped her phone in half
Ron has snapped his phone in half
Draco has left this chat to complain to his father