Toodae i got borned in2 da wurld and i wuz su hapy bucuz it wuz a butiful day and i wuz happy and den i going 2 hoggyfarts and it wuz ma seven yr and dis dark guy came and den I woke up bc IDEK ANNIE MOR I IZ CONFUZZED LIK WUT EO i go to see ma bfff Emoji Love Hashtag Hearts Glitter Sparkles Unicorn Vampires Lolz Piano and she wuz so nice and oogly to she haz Scarlett hare dat looking oogly bc it iz down to her butt and has poople tipz and she haz green orbs dat have starz and so pitty so i iz hapy and den i see Hagid and like omg I fink he lurvs meh and den I move in wif drako Malloy and den i iz sorted into snakie wins and den i play pianoe. And then I fainted.