Toodayz i woked uop ans i poot on twinty tooop powndz off mak up end i brushd ma long ooglu spakly blond hair and it  wuz so not goffik. I ate oatmeal - it was cold and tasteless. i thought of mother. i cried. but edn ma makop staid bootyful so i iz hapy and den i go in da great hall and i c ma frend Scarlette Im Too Lazy To Think Of A Name #Lolz Booterflie and she is oogly two and evry1 h8s us so we r friends omg i thought u were dead draco malloy run up and den he kisssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and den i smiled but den da bad guy of da storie cam and ever1 iz like omg im so scaird boohoo #wow #helpusplz and den he yell WHERE IS DA MARIE SOUFFLE and den bc im a week gryffindoor i wak up i am i say butt i am shaking MARIA NO I LUV YOU  harry showts and den he kiss me and evry1 clap cuz we so kewl ikr? and den i point my wand at da bad guy and yell abracDABra! and den he is ded and den evr1 chhers and dey al h8 me so i run away and cri maria souffle wait drake showts and den me hug him he kiss me and we have little drako and and meh behbies and den the end. And then I fainted.