CringeworthyCliche is doing a writing contest, so I thought I'd enter this work of art!

Hi My name is Rainbow Sparkles Butterflies Unicorn Poop Sunshine Twilight Potter, but you can call me Maria Soufflé for short I'm stupidest, ugliest, most unpopular girl in Gryffindor. Lolz I'm also Harry Potter's twin. I woke up that morning and brushed my Moonlight and Daffodil #222 hair which had rainbow streeks in them geddit coz my name is Rainbow anyways it hung down to me waist and curled at my butt and like OMG it was so ugly. I sighed and looked into the mirror. I had flawless, tan skin that was completely unnatural because I'm English and I was bored with it. FYI I have purple eyes with magenta streaks and star - shaped pupils because lolz that was scientifically possible. I was so ugly. Then I applied make up I put on mascara eyeliner so I had cat's eyes and then I put on two bottles of foundation and pink sparkly blush and rainbow eyeshadow. And then I putted on my lipstick wich is bright red and sparkly lol i love my natural look. Then I got dressed in rainbow fishnets, a black minidress, and purple high heels gosh I thought im so down to earth then I walked into the common room and saw hairy pitter we don't talk much but people say we both have our mothers eyes but idek what that means like lit what r u talking about? Then I went into the great hall and everyone looked at me because I'm so pretty. Omg I'm hideous I thought. Then my best friend aqua Moonbeam Daisies Daffodils Pansy Hycanith or Scarlett for short ran up and up hugged meh. "OMG MARIA SOUFFLÉ WERE WHERE U?!" She was long ebony red hair just like mine and silver eyes like the moon pale skin and an even more natural look. She had on like, a mini and crop top bc school uniforms don't exist #lolz. I ate a big breakfast and felt so fat because I was size -000000 instead of -0000000000 #Sadface😭 and then I went outside bc i like didn't go 2 classez. And then I fainted.