I woke up and all da kids were looking at me bc like everyone was worried I'm so unpopular OMG r u ok? Draco Malfoy who i don't have a crush on ask me. Im fine thx i say flirtingly. Then i pulled out my iphone 98536382288299 and see that I lose one follower in insta. Now I only had 99,8863. Omg i was so unpopular and everyone hated me so i ran out Maria Soufflé wait Draco and my best friend who's name i forgot Lolz called out and i ironed and looked into dracos beautiful blue orbs because they were so beautiful. And then we kissed because he's hawt and I'm not #Imthrbadboysgirl😍 i took a selfie and den i posted it on snapchat. And den me and draco went to dada cuz their isnt anyotherclasses. Umbridge called me a half - blood so i cried and den draky poo hugged me and glared at her bc she iz so mean. But then bf was mean so we broke up and i cried and listened to Taylor swift in the common room and ate ice cream and Harry who was my brother but i didnt no it came in and made me feel gooder. And then we kissed and then we walked outside and  drake saw us and he wuz jelly bc me and har har kissed and then he kried and then Dumblydoore made us go to his office harry you and maria soufflé r twins he said and then we cheered and kissed but then we cried bc we had to brake up bc he was my brudder but it was ok bc i luved drake still. And then i fainted.