Twoday i sees a booterfly and it wuz so bootiful and it wuz so prity and me touch it and den i wokeup and den i brush ma rose red dark red bloody hair and it wuz so oogly bucuze it going down to mah waist twisty at da purfekt spit and omg i cant even rn. Den i staring into ma ooglier orbs with wur purpel wif pink harts and sparklez and sliver swurly wurlies. And den me and drakie pooz kiissss and den i wuz happy and den i crys and my makeup witch iz tercouiz ishado wich maches my eyes and red lipstick which maches da streeks in ma yelo hare. me look verrery badding. Dat make me sad. But drakie wakie say i iz prity so i iz hapie. Den i draw a unykorn wif ma crayones. And then I fainted

It keeps getting shorter yet worse..... I'm running out of ways to ruin this story.