Me: mom, when is dinner ready?

Mom: just wait!

Me: I've done my waiting!

Mom: Oh god...

Me: twelve years of it!

Mom: not again...

Me: IN AZKABAN!!!

Mom: every time...

I solemnly swear to name my stuffed snowy owl Hedwig, my stuff wolf Moony, my stuffed black dog Padfoot, my stuffed ginger cat Crookshanks, my stuffed gray Main
Coon Mrs. Norris, and my stuffed tabby cat McGonagall.

Friend: you a Big Head.

Me: no, I'm a Potterhead

I cut a fancy rectangle out of black construction paper, tied a line of yarn across the bottom, one end on each bottom corner, and clipped my sister's single socks to it. Then, in gold marker, I wrote "Free Dobby"