*McGonagall and Dumbledore are hovering over a list, giggling like mad*

McGonagall: Ooh! Ooh! Harry and Draco!

Dumbledore: but they hate each other!

McGonagall: exactly

Dumbledore: alright, alright. What should we call it?

McGonagall: Haco... Potfoy... Drarry!

Dumbledore: good one! *rights on paper*

Snape: *walks in* Headmaster I- *sees what is happening* what are you doing?

McGonagall: paperwork?

Five minutes later the Snape joins the Shipping Club, and all three are sitting next to stacks of parchment, giggling like mad

Godrick Gryffindor: what the hell did we leave behind?